A/N: Let me just remind you something. I'm just writing very, very random
things. I'm not thinking about it ahead of time at all. It will most likely
be funny, but it may just turn out to be stupid.
Now, let's begin.
Scene 1: We're *gasp* on the bridge. There's a real shocker. And guess who's there? Did you say Picard, Riker, Data, Geordi, and Worf?
Well, you're wrong.
It's Wesley.
Wesley: Why did everyone leave me here?
(Silence)
Wesley: It's lonely working all 39 stations at once.
(More silence)
Wesley: Somebody help me!
(Slight silence, although by this time some muffled laughter can be hurt from the turbolift)
Wesley: Computer, open turbolift doors!
(The turbolift door opens, and about 30 people fall out)
Picard: Ah, that was quite amusing!
Beverly: I tried to not let them do it, sorry! (Gives Wesley a hug)
Geordi: You gotta admit, it was pretty funny.
Worf: Fun is not for Klingons.
Data: I wish to know more about "fun."
Riker: I can't think of anything to say, but I should say something.(scratches head)
Troi: I sense I'm not liked. I sense I've been forgotten in the opening. I sense.I sense.(big invisible hand reaches down and ties a scarf around her mouth)
Writer: Did you sense that? *giggles*
Troi: (ripping off the scarf) I can sense you have nothing to write. If you don't write, we'll all be sucked into oblivion and you'll never get to watch a TNG episode again!
Writer: (like Luke Skywalker) NOOOOO!!!!!!! (Pauses) Wait, I am out of ideas. I've been transformed into.A TYPICAL BAD FANFIC WRITER!
(Pause)
Whole Crew: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer: Self-Destruct Sequence has been activated.
Picard: What? No! Computer, disengage Self-Destruct, authorization Alpha- Tango-Delta-Gamma-Beta-3-5-7-8-0-2-6-Omega-798!
Computer: Self-Destruct has been fast-forwarded. This ship will now self- destruct in 5 seconds.
Riker: Don't worry, the main characters never die. It's a rule.
Data: Sir, you are forgetting the incident in which Tasha Yar died.
Riker: But the difference is she wanted to quit. I still need my paycheck.
Data: That's true.
Picard: DATA! You used a contraction!
Troi: I sense no alien pres-
(Writer stares at Troi)
Troi: Sorry.
Barclay; It's.it's.bb-bbeen m-mmore th-than f-f-f-ive seconds.
Picard: What he say? Can't the 24th century get rid of stuttering?
Beverly: He says it's been five seconds and we haven't been blown up.
Everybody Else: Oh.
Writer: Well, I guess this lame excuse for a story is over now. Go have a happy ending and say something stupid that makes everyone laugh so we can go home.
Welsey: Everyone loves me!
THE END
A/N: God, that was lame.
I'll go post it anyway.
Obviously I'm posting it, since you are reading it..
All my stories are utter crap..go me!
~~Sarah
Now, let's begin.
Scene 1: We're *gasp* on the bridge. There's a real shocker. And guess who's there? Did you say Picard, Riker, Data, Geordi, and Worf?
Well, you're wrong.
It's Wesley.
Wesley: Why did everyone leave me here?
(Silence)
Wesley: It's lonely working all 39 stations at once.
(More silence)
Wesley: Somebody help me!
(Slight silence, although by this time some muffled laughter can be hurt from the turbolift)
Wesley: Computer, open turbolift doors!
(The turbolift door opens, and about 30 people fall out)
Picard: Ah, that was quite amusing!
Beverly: I tried to not let them do it, sorry! (Gives Wesley a hug)
Geordi: You gotta admit, it was pretty funny.
Worf: Fun is not for Klingons.
Data: I wish to know more about "fun."
Riker: I can't think of anything to say, but I should say something.(scratches head)
Troi: I sense I'm not liked. I sense I've been forgotten in the opening. I sense.I sense.(big invisible hand reaches down and ties a scarf around her mouth)
Writer: Did you sense that? *giggles*
Troi: (ripping off the scarf) I can sense you have nothing to write. If you don't write, we'll all be sucked into oblivion and you'll never get to watch a TNG episode again!
Writer: (like Luke Skywalker) NOOOOO!!!!!!! (Pauses) Wait, I am out of ideas. I've been transformed into.A TYPICAL BAD FANFIC WRITER!
(Pause)
Whole Crew: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer: Self-Destruct Sequence has been activated.
Picard: What? No! Computer, disengage Self-Destruct, authorization Alpha- Tango-Delta-Gamma-Beta-3-5-7-8-0-2-6-Omega-798!
Computer: Self-Destruct has been fast-forwarded. This ship will now self- destruct in 5 seconds.
Riker: Don't worry, the main characters never die. It's a rule.
Data: Sir, you are forgetting the incident in which Tasha Yar died.
Riker: But the difference is she wanted to quit. I still need my paycheck.
Data: That's true.
Picard: DATA! You used a contraction!
Troi: I sense no alien pres-
(Writer stares at Troi)
Troi: Sorry.
Barclay; It's.it's.bb-bbeen m-mmore th-than f-f-f-ive seconds.
Picard: What he say? Can't the 24th century get rid of stuttering?
Beverly: He says it's been five seconds and we haven't been blown up.
Everybody Else: Oh.
Writer: Well, I guess this lame excuse for a story is over now. Go have a happy ending and say something stupid that makes everyone laugh so we can go home.
Welsey: Everyone loves me!
THE END
A/N: God, that was lame.
I'll go post it anyway.
Obviously I'm posting it, since you are reading it..
All my stories are utter crap..go me!
~~Sarah
