Harry Potter Meets Frodo and Lots o' Other People, sequel to Harry Potter and Precioussssssss.



That's right, the SEQUEL to Harry Potter and Precioussssss. Whoohoo, only a few days later and I'm writing another one. This one with thanks to Godiva and Garhedeli....Hmmm, I'll need to go get another chocolate so I can spell that proporly.
PS: Yes, I've read both the book and seen the movie of the Fellowship. ^_^

Anyhoo, on with ze fic!

PPS: If anyone touches my preciousssssss, I'll--I'll, do somethign bad! ::giggles greedily::
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It was Harry Pot's birthday and he was having a party. His cousin Dudley Durselhoo gave him a hug, and his Uncle Vermin gave him fifty dollars (whats the equivilant of pounds?) and his Aunty Petunafish (that's pronounced Pet Tunafish) gave him a playstation2 and a big screen TV to play it with.
Harry was really happy. Then he got a letter from his Gawdfather Sirus Blackish-gray color. Harry opened it quickly, looking for money.
"WHAT?!" He said, tearing the letter a part. "No MONEY? The nerve! I'll-I'll-I'll kill him!" Harry jumped up and down angrilly. His owl Neckwig flew into the room with is Pigwarts letter. "Godammit, get out!" He yelled at her. She flew away happily, dropping the letter on his bed as she made her way towards the window.

The next day--er, month--Harry was on the train. Herm and Ron where sleeping, so he pulled out his diary.

September 1
Dear diary,
today I went on the Pigwarts Railway to get to school. Ron's been made headless boy, even though he's only a sixth year! And Hermione and me are Defects! Isn't that just totally cool? I was like, oh, my, GAWD, and Herm was all, like, cool, and whatever. That Draco Malloy guy came into the compartment, and Ron was so happy he acidently turned Malloty into a frog! This was the best day ever!


After the train ride, Harry, Hermione and Ron went to the feast. They where the guests of honor. When no-body was looking, Dimbledork slipped silver sickles into their pockets. Then the sorting begun.



(to the tune of South Side)
See myself in the pouring home
see the light come over now
see myself in the pouring rain
I watch hope come over me
yeah, yeah
here we are now, going to the south side
I pick up my friends and we start to ride
ride all night, we ride all day
some may come and some may stay
here we are in the pouring home
i watch the light man fall the comb
i watch a light move across the screen
i watch the light come over me
yeah, yeah
here we are now going to the west side
weapons in hand as we go for a ride
some may come and some may stay
watching out for a sunny day
where there's love and darkness and my sidearm



Everyone clapped when the sorting hat finished it's song. Suddenly, Gwen Stefani, Moby and some please-mens burst into the room.
"You thah, you ah undah arrest for stealing that song, sah!" The head Please-men said. So they took the sorting hat and arrested it.
"No matter!" Said Dimbledork after they arrested it. "Everyone can just go in Gryffinwindow, 'cause that's the best house." The new students clapped wicked loud. Some where singing "South Side".

At the same time, over in Mount Doom....
Baldamort, Sauron and the Saruman(the one that betrayed Gandalf) where having tea.
"So old chap," Sauron said, "How's your plan to takeo over Earth going?"
"Just fine. If that stinky Harry Pot wouldn't keep tripping me, I'd have it already. How's your plan to conquer Middle earth going?"
"Quite well. I've just about got the magical ring from that Bobbit--Frodo Haggins, is his name--and once I have it, my job will be easy. By the way, have you heard from our dear friend Visser One lately?"
"Oh, didn't you hear?" Baldie said sadly. "Poor old Vissy is in prison. the BannanaMorphs got him."
"Oh dear! Poor old chap." Saruman said.
"Really? I was so sure he was winning." Sauron said.
"Yes well, he did lose is temper quite a bit." Baldie added.
"True, true." Saruman said.
"Wait! It has come to me!" Baldie jumped up and kowcked the milk over. "We'll take down Harry Pot, Frodo Haggins and save Visser One all at once! It's brilliant!"
"How?" Sauron asked exitedly.
"We invite them to a ball, and then figure it out from there!" Baldie was giggling exitedly.
"Yeah!" Saruman exclaimed. "It just might work! And can we get Alus Dimbledork too?"
"Yeah!" They all yelled and slapped high-fives.

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Yay! This one will have two....or maybe even three chapters! R&R PLease!

Comming soon to a computer near you....
Chapter Two of the Famous H.P. and Precioussssss series squel!
Will the ball be a sucsess? Will Harry and Frodo get along? And more importantly, will Lydia's chocolate supply run out? Find out more in the next chapter of...HARRY POT MEETS FRODO AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE!