I still don't own any thing from ff8 so do not yell at me or sue me or any thing like that!

Zell:what?NO WAY!

Raijin:bad choice ya know

Seifer:your right...

Fujin:HELP US!!!

Zell:no way would I do that you would kill them

Seifer:shhh...Quistis might hear...she's only 2 room's away

Zell:she dose not know?

Fujin:RIGHT!!!

Raijin:she can't ya know

Zell:why?

Seifer:because it will not work with our plan's

Quistis:walk's inhello every one

Zell:Quistis,Seifer want's me to go and capt...ahh!

Seifer:takles Zell and putt's his gun blade on his neck (psst psst psst) shut up chicken-wuss you tell and I will chop your head off so you run around like a head less chicken-wuss!

Zell:get off!

Seifer:get's off and walks up to Quistisnever mind he was gonna ruin a suprise but I won't let him smirks

Quistis:ok...oh darn I have to go to garden run's out see ya later!

Zell:sigh

Raijin:do not do that again ya know

Fujin:IDIOT!!!

Zell:I want hot dog's but I can't capture or whatever my friend's

Seifer:oh really?...then since you know my plan's...it's bye for you

Zell:wait...ok...run's away to garden with a mask on and his SeeD uniform and stalk's Xu in the shadow's

Xu:think's to self-I need to work on the SeeD exam's

Zell:step's on a piece of paper Irvin wrote and pick's it up and reads it but it makes noise

HELP ME SQUALL IS INSANE AND

-Irvin

Zell:Thinks -I woneder why he did not finish good thing every one in the quad and not hear-

Xu: what was that...look's around...hello?

Zell:gulp...

Xu:walk's backwards looking around for what made that noise

Zell:jump's behind her and grab's her arm's by putting his around her body and puhes a dagger on her neckKeep quiet or I will...

Xu:step's on Zell's foot

Zell:oww damn!jump's up and down

Xu:takes out a gun and shoot's Zell in the chest

Zell:ow that hurt!

Xu:run's away to the floor 3 on the elevatorahhh!

Zell:run's to Rinoa's dorm and takes off mask and shirtdamn bitch shot her fucking gun with her ass hole bullet's probably crying to that bastard Cid

Rinoa:walk's inZell?!!...oh no you have been shot what happened?

Zell:uh...I was talking to Xu and she shot me

Rinoa:really?...I think we should tell some one

Zell:NO!I mean to say...no...

*The song eyes on me plays and Zell's pocket start's shooting spark's out*

Rinoa:hey I remember that song

Zell:throw's pagerstupid pager

*it start's playing oop's I did it again in a chickmunk voice*

Zell:I got to go...run's to the floor 3 and Nida and Xu are there Zell covers up the bullet wound

Xu:Zell you wont believe what happend

Zell:yes I will shoot's Xu in the head

Nida:what???you want to play some cards?

Me:huh?...oh I pushed the square button whoop's...

Zell:hell no uses my final heaven and nida is knocked out he ties them in a bag and rides a chocobo to the esthar space station and Cid is thereOh no...wait oh yes...

Cid: hi Zell want to play some cards?

Yes

I see you know some unfamiler rules to this reigon,let's play with esthar's rules and Seifer's hide out rules

corny music play and Zell gets Seifer's card since he steal's it

Cid: you can't do that...aghh!

Zell:punches Cid and putt's him in the bag also

Irvin:Zell what are you doingis holding a big bag like Zell's

Zell:I did not see any thing if you did not...

Selphie:Irvin let me out please!

Squall:yah being in this bag with Selphie is not very fun!

Irvin:shoot's the bag and tosses it into the space ship that is going to self destroy in space

Zell:dose the same thing but punches the bagadios boya!

Irvin:ok let's go

Zell:ok kick's Irvin in his -area-

Irvin:owwfall's to the groundI can't get up!

Zell:takes out the pager and the music plays britney spear's songs at fast speed

the pager still says the message Quistis sent

Kill em"

Irvin:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOO OOOOOO!



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nExT dAy

Zell:wakes up in a room filled with hot dog's and Rinoa and QuistisWOW!being evil is great...eat's all the hot dog's

Rinoa:yahtakes off mask and shows the real face of Seifer

Quistis:thats righttakes off mask and shows the real face of Squall

Zell:NOOO!look's at the hot dog logo and it say's it is cat dogNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Squall & Seifer:muhahahahaha

Later......

Quistis Rinoa and Vincent Valentine(from ff7 duh):are on the beachcrime never pay's not even with hot dog's

Theam song of Oop's I did it again play's in the chick-munk voice

Zell:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A/N ok that chapter sucked so sorry any way I am a fan of most of the people except the chickmunks.any way R + R plus there might be a sequal but it might be better I could redo this chapter if u want