Bin Laden stomped around, amid screams of the Tally-ban soldies! "I weel go
to thee White House and keel Bushy George!" said Bin Laden to himself, and
with than he stomped out the caves and flew to his the White House, inside
which, Bushy George was talking to one of his majors, major Hugh Jass.
"Major?" asked George Bush
"Yes sir?"
"Who is this lady that keeps sending us letters?" he said "You know.Anne Thraxx. She a friend o' yours?"
"Um, sir, I'm afraid Anne Thraxx isn't a person."
"Well what is she then? Is she a rabbit? I love rabbits!"
"No sir, I'm afraid she's not a rabbit neither! It's a bad thing!"
"What? Like sprouts?" asked George Bush, getting more and more puzzled by the minute.
"Uh yes, sorta like sprouts." Said the major, with a sigh. Just then a huse crush came as the huge robotic figure of Bin Laden came crashing through the ceiling of the white house "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" came the voice of Bin Laden.
"Weeeel." said George Bush "This Anne Thraxx?"
"Uh no sir, Ah don't think it is." Said Major Hugh Jass "Uh, I think it's a Bad person."
"What? Like Anne Thraxx?" asked the president
Bin Laden, who was getting extremely confused started shouting "ARE YOU NOT SCARED? WHY ARE YOU NOT TREMBLING AT MY KNEES?"
"What's that Mr. Anne Thraxx?" asked George Bush "You want some tea? Well I'm sorry sir, were all out! But we do have muffins! Do you like muffins?"
and with that Bin Laden got so cross he blew up the whole world
THE END
"Major?" asked George Bush
"Yes sir?"
"Who is this lady that keeps sending us letters?" he said "You know.Anne Thraxx. She a friend o' yours?"
"Um, sir, I'm afraid Anne Thraxx isn't a person."
"Well what is she then? Is she a rabbit? I love rabbits!"
"No sir, I'm afraid she's not a rabbit neither! It's a bad thing!"
"What? Like sprouts?" asked George Bush, getting more and more puzzled by the minute.
"Uh yes, sorta like sprouts." Said the major, with a sigh. Just then a huse crush came as the huge robotic figure of Bin Laden came crashing through the ceiling of the white house "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" came the voice of Bin Laden.
"Weeeel." said George Bush "This Anne Thraxx?"
"Uh no sir, Ah don't think it is." Said Major Hugh Jass "Uh, I think it's a Bad person."
"What? Like Anne Thraxx?" asked the president
Bin Laden, who was getting extremely confused started shouting "ARE YOU NOT SCARED? WHY ARE YOU NOT TREMBLING AT MY KNEES?"
"What's that Mr. Anne Thraxx?" asked George Bush "You want some tea? Well I'm sorry sir, were all out! But we do have muffins! Do you like muffins?"
and with that Bin Laden got so cross he blew up the whole world
THE END
