The town of Yokosuka and Amihama Harbor


(Note: The "F" word will be used quite a lot, the other words won't though. NIGGA will be said at least once per chapter.)


When our group of heroes got to Tom's Hot Dog Stand they noticed a weird freaky looking mutant raping Amy Rose. He had Gir's head, Zim's Body, Dib's Arms, and Gaz's Legs and he had Ms. Bitter's voice. Ryo said, "Stand back! I'll protect us!" Ryo tried to preform a Darkside Hazuki on the rapist but he missed and hit Tom again. Sonic said, "I'll buzzsaw through the motherfucker!" Sonic crouched down and started to rev up. He spun right through the rapist and sliced him in half. Zim started to steal the organs. "Oh come on Zim, said Dib, "you don't need more organs!" "INSOLENT FUCKING HUMAN!" yelled Zim, (in normal voice) "these aren't for me, they are for a girl I know!" "Zim's got a crush!" said Shadow The Hedgehog. With the mention of that Zim raised his fist to strike Shadow when Ryo saw a familiar face running towards him. It was Nozomi Harasaki, the girl who had a crush on him. "AH! It's a demon!" yelled Zim. "I agree," said Ryo monotonously. Everyone started running away. Ryo ran past Shinkichi-san, Itoi-san, and Tamura-San and ran for Amihama Harbor.

In the harbor, Ryo saw an eighteen year old guy who looked like he was fifty not to mention also kind of resembling a Japanesse elvis. Gir yelled, "Why is his hair so big? Why is his hair so big?" "Who's the little ugly fuckling here?" The Japanesse elvis said. "Hey! Leave Gir alone!" yelled Zim. "And what are you going to do about it, FREAK?" yelled the Japanesse elvis's friend said. A kid named Otto Rocket flew past the group on his skateboard and tripped. He fell straight into Goro's (the japanesse elvis) hair. Gaz said, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THERE'S A LARGE BUG IN YOUR HAIR!" With that, Gaz pulled out a titanium bat and smashed Otto's head in. "That kicked ass!" Underdog a fellow Master Planner said. "So now what?" asked Sonic. "WE GO TO ABERDEEN!" said Ryo. Before they left, they passed by a local harbor worker named Mark who was calling his boss a NIGGA.

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What will happen next? Tune in to find out! I promise after the next two or three chapters we will be in Jhonen's world! Then after five chapters of that, five chapters of Mobius (Sonic's world!) OH YEAH! SONIC AND JHONEN'S CREATIONS RULE! MARIO THE FAT FUCK CAN SUCK IT! (please excuse me, I was in a pissy mood.)