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Summary: Poetry.I honestly have no idea where this came from. You're average Mary-Sue fic as poetry! Please don't hurt me.PG for one swear word.
Mary-Sue
Hey Mary-Sue
Oh what will you do
When McGonagall calls out your name?
Will you saunter up to the hat?
Or look out for a trap?
Or is the world playing your game?
Oh Mary-Sue
Is it hard to be you?
Perfection on two dainty feet
Smarter then Hermione
Prettier then Ginny
Next to you, sugar ain't sweet!
Gee, Mary-Sue
What'll you do?
Now that it's time for Quidditch?
Of course you'll try out -
You've got skills to flout!
Pro'ly take Harry's place, you bitch!
Yo, Mary-Sue!
Who ya gonna choose -
Draco or Ron or Harry?
Of course there's the others,
You've pitted brothers against brothers
You even charmed Snape - that's scary!
I wonder, Mary-Sue,
What did you do?
We all know you have a big secret
Are you cursed, bespelled,
Harry's twin with spirit shattered pell-mell?
Or Voldemort's daughter from his project "Pet"?
My, Mary-Sue!
What can you do?
When Voldemort's come to call?
Will you save the day,
And make Voldemort pay?
Or damn the students one and all?
Why, Mary-Sue!
Just look at you!
Did killing Voldemort kill you too?
Hogwarts will send up a final cry,
While in your final rest you lie
"Thank God! Mary-Sue's DEAD!"
Summary: Poetry.I honestly have no idea where this came from. You're average Mary-Sue fic as poetry! Please don't hurt me.PG for one swear word.
Mary-Sue
Hey Mary-Sue
Oh what will you do
When McGonagall calls out your name?
Will you saunter up to the hat?
Or look out for a trap?
Or is the world playing your game?
Oh Mary-Sue
Is it hard to be you?
Perfection on two dainty feet
Smarter then Hermione
Prettier then Ginny
Next to you, sugar ain't sweet!
Gee, Mary-Sue
What'll you do?
Now that it's time for Quidditch?
Of course you'll try out -
You've got skills to flout!
Pro'ly take Harry's place, you bitch!
Yo, Mary-Sue!
Who ya gonna choose -
Draco or Ron or Harry?
Of course there's the others,
You've pitted brothers against brothers
You even charmed Snape - that's scary!
I wonder, Mary-Sue,
What did you do?
We all know you have a big secret
Are you cursed, bespelled,
Harry's twin with spirit shattered pell-mell?
Or Voldemort's daughter from his project "Pet"?
My, Mary-Sue!
What can you do?
When Voldemort's come to call?
Will you save the day,
And make Voldemort pay?
Or damn the students one and all?
Why, Mary-Sue!
Just look at you!
Did killing Voldemort kill you too?
Hogwarts will send up a final cry,
While in your final rest you lie
"Thank God! Mary-Sue's DEAD!"
