*A/N: Since this seemed kinda popular (compared to my other BETTER stories,
I decided to actually put some time into it. Hope you enjoy!)
Disclaimer: Okay, if I DID own Harry and all his lil'friends, would I be sitting a my computer eating Easy Mac and Coca Cola (which companies I obviously do not own)? Probably...Anyhow I don't own the popular Harry characters OR the letters 't' 'y' and 'g' or the number '12'. Thank you.
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*Harry's story has SOMEHOW been discovered by a Muggle Director. He rounded up the gang for "Harry Potter: The Movie.*
TAKE ONE!
Director- Come on' Harry! FEEL the SCAR! BE the SCAR! Become ONE with the SCAR! We need some feeling Harry! Work with me!
Harry- *fed-up* I'm sorry...It's just it doesn't hurt- I don't know it's just-
Director- It's called acting Harry! WAIT! I'm having an idea...There....A little closer...GOT IT! Percy, go fetch Voldemort!
Percy- Yes sir, I'll be right back sir.
*Percy runs to Voldy's trailer*
Voldemort- *stumbles out of his trailer wearing fuzzy, pink slippers and matching housecoat* What?!? What IS it?!? I was having my BEAUTY sleep!
Percy- Sorry to disturb you...Th-th-they need you on the set.
Voldemort- FINE! *mummbles* First hiding my GOREGOUS face under the turban and now THIS!
Director- Great, it's he-who-must-not-be-named!
Voldemort- Actually, I was hoping to discuss that title with you. I think I should be HE-WHO-MUST-BE-NAMED! I can see it know- IN LIGHTS!
Harry- OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! MY SCAR!!!
Director- Great! Feel the burn, Harry! The camera loves you! And that's a wrap! CUT! TAKE FIVE, EVERYONE!
Voldemort- *still blabbering on, going all 'Hollywood'* I think my villianous days are over. I'm thinking Harry Potter 2- only with me as the star! Huh? Huh?
*Harry rubs his scar, which hurts lesser as Voldemort walks away*
Ron- Hey, Harry! Come check out this muggle buffet! The food is wicked!
Harry- Probably better than the Dursleys.
Hermione- *runs through studio with script in hand* Ron? Ron?
Ron- *whispeers* You have got to HIDE me Harry! Hermione has been changing the script all day!
Hermione- There you are Ron. Hullo Harry. If you two will, please turn to page 43 of the script. Line 23, I believe. I tell Ron, *ahem* "It's not leviOsa, it's leviosA." But it's neither! it's levioSA! Hear the difference?
Neville- *enters through big, studio doors* Hullo, everyone. Has anyone seen my frog? I brought onto some set- for a show called "Ally McBeal" and I lost him! Poor thing...
Oliver- *rushes in after Neville, panting and trying to catch his breath.* H-...H...Hullo...Harr....Harry...
Hermione- What's wrong, Oliver? Sound like you've been run down by a pack of Boggarts or something?
Oliver- No! Just...these...CRAZY...muggle girls...a species called...'fans' I hear...Worse than any boggart.
Neville- *whispeers to Ron* Why haven't I encountered any of these 'fan' people yet?
Ron- *whispeers* Good luck.
*Just as everyone digs into the buffet, Snape rushes out of his dressing room, with his Agent following behind.*
Agent- Ben Affleck phoned- wanted to know if you will sign for "Dogma 2"?
Snape- *noticing his students* Exnay on the Actoray.
Ron- YOU'RE an ACTOR Professor SNAPE?!?!?
Snape- Yes...'Friad you've figured me out. My stage name is Alan Rickman (thanks ProfSnapeFan). I have appeared in such movies as "Dogma" and "Blowdry"...What are you starring at? Hogwarts doesn't pay all that well. I have to make some muggle money in order to pay for my weekly massages and facials...*students mouths hang open* Opps! Said too much...
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NEW AND IMPROVED!! TELL ME WHAT YA THINK?
Disclaimer: Okay, if I DID own Harry and all his lil'friends, would I be sitting a my computer eating Easy Mac and Coca Cola (which companies I obviously do not own)? Probably...Anyhow I don't own the popular Harry characters OR the letters 't' 'y' and 'g' or the number '12'. Thank you.
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*Harry's story has SOMEHOW been discovered by a Muggle Director. He rounded up the gang for "Harry Potter: The Movie.*
TAKE ONE!
Director- Come on' Harry! FEEL the SCAR! BE the SCAR! Become ONE with the SCAR! We need some feeling Harry! Work with me!
Harry- *fed-up* I'm sorry...It's just it doesn't hurt- I don't know it's just-
Director- It's called acting Harry! WAIT! I'm having an idea...There....A little closer...GOT IT! Percy, go fetch Voldemort!
Percy- Yes sir, I'll be right back sir.
*Percy runs to Voldy's trailer*
Voldemort- *stumbles out of his trailer wearing fuzzy, pink slippers and matching housecoat* What?!? What IS it?!? I was having my BEAUTY sleep!
Percy- Sorry to disturb you...Th-th-they need you on the set.
Voldemort- FINE! *mummbles* First hiding my GOREGOUS face under the turban and now THIS!
Director- Great, it's he-who-must-not-be-named!
Voldemort- Actually, I was hoping to discuss that title with you. I think I should be HE-WHO-MUST-BE-NAMED! I can see it know- IN LIGHTS!
Harry- OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! MY SCAR!!!
Director- Great! Feel the burn, Harry! The camera loves you! And that's a wrap! CUT! TAKE FIVE, EVERYONE!
Voldemort- *still blabbering on, going all 'Hollywood'* I think my villianous days are over. I'm thinking Harry Potter 2- only with me as the star! Huh? Huh?
*Harry rubs his scar, which hurts lesser as Voldemort walks away*
Ron- Hey, Harry! Come check out this muggle buffet! The food is wicked!
Harry- Probably better than the Dursleys.
Hermione- *runs through studio with script in hand* Ron? Ron?
Ron- *whispeers* You have got to HIDE me Harry! Hermione has been changing the script all day!
Hermione- There you are Ron. Hullo Harry. If you two will, please turn to page 43 of the script. Line 23, I believe. I tell Ron, *ahem* "It's not leviOsa, it's leviosA." But it's neither! it's levioSA! Hear the difference?
Neville- *enters through big, studio doors* Hullo, everyone. Has anyone seen my frog? I brought onto some set- for a show called "Ally McBeal" and I lost him! Poor thing...
Oliver- *rushes in after Neville, panting and trying to catch his breath.* H-...H...Hullo...Harr....Harry...
Hermione- What's wrong, Oliver? Sound like you've been run down by a pack of Boggarts or something?
Oliver- No! Just...these...CRAZY...muggle girls...a species called...'fans' I hear...Worse than any boggart.
Neville- *whispeers to Ron* Why haven't I encountered any of these 'fan' people yet?
Ron- *whispeers* Good luck.
*Just as everyone digs into the buffet, Snape rushes out of his dressing room, with his Agent following behind.*
Agent- Ben Affleck phoned- wanted to know if you will sign for "Dogma 2"?
Snape- *noticing his students* Exnay on the Actoray.
Ron- YOU'RE an ACTOR Professor SNAPE?!?!?
Snape- Yes...'Friad you've figured me out. My stage name is Alan Rickman (thanks ProfSnapeFan). I have appeared in such movies as "Dogma" and "Blowdry"...What are you starring at? Hogwarts doesn't pay all that well. I have to make some muggle money in order to pay for my weekly massages and facials...*students mouths hang open* Opps! Said too much...
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NEW AND IMPROVED!! TELL ME WHAT YA THINK?
