Disclaimer: Not mine, belongs to Squaresoft I don't own FF7
Once upon a time a small blond boy named Cloud was born, in the quiet mountain village of Nibelheim.
He was a lonely little boy with no friends because he was short and stupid while everyone else was taller, better looking and absolute sluts.
In other words, he didn't fit in.
One day when Cloud was about ten, he followed the cool kids into the mountains. It was common knowledge that Mrs Lockheart was dead – killed by a mountain goat and that her daughter Tifa was going to search for her body because no one gave a shit.
Then Tifa was abandoned by her cool friends who all happened to be boys – the slut – and she fell down the mountain, Cloud stupidly jumped after her thinking he could save her life and be accepted into her circle of friendship and become her bitch.
It just didn't work out, everyone believed that Cloud was the cause of Tifa's disappearance and that he allowed her to jump off the mountain, so the boy grew up and left Nibelheim to become as powerful and famous as Sephiroth – who was in SOLDIER – and promised Tifa one night at the well that he would come and rescue her if she needed to be saved.
Years passed and Cloud failed to join SOLDIER, becoming a lowly Shinra guard instead. However, one day he returned to Nibelheim on a mission with the famed Sephiroth and refused to show his shamed face to his old fancy; Tifa Lockheart. But Something happened whilst in Nibelheim; Sephiroth discovered that Shinra was creating the monsters that had been festering the surrounding countryside and then found out the truth of his birth!
That he was the son of JENOVA!!!!!
And then Sephiroth burned the village because he was pissed and needed some action. Cloud survived with another member of SOLDIER called Zack and he went to the Mako reactor in the mountains to get revenge on Sephiroth for killing his mother – who funnily enough looks exactly like him if he'd only wear a dress more often, not that he should.
Cloud found Tifa cut badly and helped move her to the corner where people couldn't trip over her. He had a showdown with Sephiroth and managed to stab the man in the gut, then when leaving Sephiroth appeared and stabbed Cloud back, but Cloud was just not interested and threw the stupid git into the big green pool of Mako.
This is where the evil Professor Hojo took the unconscious bodies of Zack and Cloud and put them in glass jars for experiments, fiddling about with JENOVA cells and being generally evil and sadistic.
Mwahahaha….
Zack was not as weak as Cloud, he broke free of the prison and dragged himself and his friend out of the restored Nibelheim onto the back of a truck and was taken to Midgar, planning their new lives.
The rotten thing is, that when Zack and Cloud got to the outskirts of Midgar some bitch-ass Shinra people came out of nowhere and shot the crap outta Zack until he was bloody and in pieces. Cloud was left to die because he was gurgling like a monkey and after they had left Cloud struggled to retrieve Zack's Buster sword and threw up his arms as if in vain to the pouring rain.
Awww, poetic really isn't it?
The end.
