Hello everybody! Tyler here! OK, on with the usual crap. I do not own Slayers, I'm broke, I have nothing, don't sue me, blah blah blah. There. Are you happy now legal people?! _

SONGFIC

Prologue

Song: Breakfast After 10

Tyler: MWUAHAHAHAHA! PH33R MY N3W3ST S0NGF1C!!

Zelgadiss: O.o Yup, he's lost it.

Tyler: SHUSH ROCK MAN!

Zel: Hey, you had me cured, remember?

Tyler: -_-;;; And I can change that.

Zel: Gomen nasai.

Tyler: Suuuure. .

Xelloss: Look, can we just get on with the story?

Ameria: Yeah!

Tyler: -_- Fine......wait a minute...no...no! NOOOOO!!!!

Zelas(Grandmother) and Rezo(Grandfather): *drag a kicking and screaming Tyler away from the computer, laughing evily* BWAHAHA!!!

White kitchen walls with a thousand windows

You turn on Winston in the den

And I'm still asleep, but I can hear the piano

When you make breakfast after 10

Zelgadiss Graywords awoke to the smell of something being baked. What was it....pancakes? Wait a minute...where was he? He suddenly remembered where he was, mainly because of the small rock poking his back. He opened his eyes groggily and glanced over in the direction of the scent. "Ameria?" The young girl quickly looked over at him, as though surprised to see him waking. "Ah, you're awake! Ohayo!"

And I smell the coffee on your fingers

I still smell the perfume in the bed

The crushed linen roses on everything

And you still inside my head

Now, this was a surprise for Zelgadiss, mainly because he had no idea Ameria could cook. Well, rather, he knew she could cook, but...pancakes? "O...Ohayo..." He smiled, though it looked more like as smirk. Ameria's head canted slightly to the left and she frowned. "What?" Zelgadiss paused for a moment before responding, "Nothing, nothing. It's just....when did you learn to cook?" Ameria frowned and threw a spatula at him. "Shush!"

Make her know how it feels to miss you!

Let her know you're swapping sides!

You're not the one with all the problems!

You're the one with all the pride!

He winced slightly and sat up, "What was that for?" "Humph!" Ameria simply turned her back to him. Zel sighed and reached for his shirt, but it was nowhere to be found. "...Say, uh, Ameria...have you seen my shirt around?" He never thought he'd ask that to anyone. "I got rid of it." "What?! But why?!" "Because!" "Eee...Ameria, are you having another one of those moods again?" "WHAT MOODS?!" And thus came another projectile, this one in the form of a rather large, searing hot pancake.

Just pick your head up, boy, and walk away!

Walk the coolest walk that you know!

'Cause in a month or two, she'll call you...

Hang up the phone!

"Tsk tsk tsk...trouble in paradise, ne Zelgadiss-san?" "Go away Xelloss-baka." "Aww...my poor widdle chimera man." "SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!" Xelloss instantly vanished and Ameria whirled around, glaring at Zel. Of course, she hadn't seen or heard Xelloss. "WHAT?! OH, I SEE HOW IT IS! GOODBYE!" And without another word, she threw a few more things at Zel, stood up, and walked off, heading...who knows where, and leaving a baffled chimera in her wake.

Song - Trials

Ameria: O.O TYLER-SAN!!!

Tyler: Eh?

Ame: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Tyler: X_x; Calm down...

Zel: YEAH! WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!

Tyler: -_-;;; You'll both find out soon enou-OH, DON'T HURT ME! AIE!!!



I like the way she calls me baby

Halfway back to show her smile

Comin' in late, she always says "Maybe,"

"We should wait a little while."

Rina Inbaasu and Gourry Gabriev lay huddled next to eachother by the neat little campfire they had managed to make with the absence of Fireballs. Why no Fireballs? Let's just say....Rina couldn't exactly use magic right there and then. (AN: Why did I just say that? O.o;;;)

I was hoping maybe one day

We could have ourselves a child

And name him after her Great Grandfather

Anything makes her smile

Gourry opened his mouth and spoke softly, "Say...Rina?" She replied groggily, "Hmm?" "Where are we headed anyway?" "Don't....know....don't....care." "..I see." "Goodnight Gourry." "Goodnight Rina." They snuggled up together and fell asleep.

I know, I've seen it before

All the lessons I learned

All the money I've earned

All the things that I thought were but they weren't

All my trials, they added up to her

A few minutes later, a small group of Mazoku appeared around them, led by none other than....Kappa! "Wai! Wai! Look at the little sleeping humans! Wait...where's the rest of them? Ah, I see him! Yoo-hoo! Hellmaster-Xelloss- Assmaster-Namagomi-Shabby-sama!" Xelloss popped his head up behind Gourry and Rina. "SHUSH!" Gourry and Rina both jumped awake, their eyes wide. Rina was the first to yell, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GO AWAY!!! SHOO! SHOO! FIREBALL!"