Title: Prohibido (Part 3/?)

Author: Jaina02

Rating: PG

Spoilers: I dunno, lots of stuff I guess everything from the expanded universe and the movie Moulin Rouge.

Disclaimer: Everything that I borrowed belongs to George Lucas, Baz Luhrman, and all the artists that Baz Luhrman borrowed from.

Author's notes: See End

Prohibido

Jaina02

Jacen looked around the room in astonishment, "You want me to what?"

"Hide, NOW!"

Jacen ran around the room a moment and promptly tripped over her silk rug.

"I'll be there in a second, I'm not decent!" she called to The Actor, Ewan Darklit as she helped Jacen up and then under the bed.

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So that is how I ended up under the bed of a prostitute. Fearing the worst I closed my eyes and hid as far as I could behind the couch. I tried to plug my ears, but I could still hear what was being said. She was going to seduce him, the REAL Actor, right in front of me- the man that she insisted that she loved, just minutes ago.

So I sat and listened about how she wanted him and how she loved him and then I heard her actually use the words to my song and I peeked my head through the bed skirt.

"It's a little bit... funny, this feeling...ummm"

I made a slight gesture, hoping she could see me.

"Inside!"

I prayed that she at least remembered part of it.

"I'm not one of those who can easily..."

Another gesture, this time positive that she could see me.

"Hide!"

I got a sense that she wanted me to leave because he was angled so that if I made my move quickly and quietly, he wouldn't see me. I got up and watched as she sang my song.

"I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words,"

She looked straight at me, "How wonderful life is now your in the world."

I was about to slip quietly out of the room when I saw a big man in what looked like an antique stormtrooper's armor standing with his back to me. Surprised I quickly shut the door and generated a glance from Ewan Daraklit towards the door. Luckliy, Laurel caught him just in time and pulled him into a kiss. I used this moment to slip back under her bed, and I shut my eyes and then plugged my ears. After a few seconds of not hearing them get on the bed, I unplugged my ears in time to hear Laurel telling the Actor that he must wait until opening night. I heard a muffled reply from him and then a slight shove and the thud of a door shutting.

Laurel's face appeared suddenly in front of mine. She dragged me out of my hiding spot and shook a finger at me, "Do you have any idea the predicament that you put me in?"

I shrugged my shoulders, "I guess, but you should have let me deal with it, I am a Jedi you know."

She gave me a queer look and then turned around, "Listen, what I said earlier..."

She was interrupted by the noise of an opening door, "Laurel, I left my... what is this?" the Actor wisked in and I made a small screeching noise.

"Oh, Ewan, it isn't what it looks like..."

"It had better not be what it looks like!"

She shot me a look and I figured that it was time for me to do some weaseling, "You see, sir, I am the writer of the new musical that Meao has asked you to be in! It is an all new musical called," I faltered and then saw the name of the Corellian whiskey that was sitting on her table, "Spectacular, Spectacular!"

He gave me a wary look, "I've never heard of it."

"That's because it is all new!" Laurel supplied.

"If you are working on it, then where is the rest of the cast?"

Laurel gave me a shooting glance, "They are on there way here, we just started rehersal after all."

At that moment, I contacted Jaina, Zekk, Anakin, and Tahiri through the force. I gave explicit details to Jaina and told her to fill in everyone else. I sat down at the table and poured the Actor a drink while I sent Jaina the message, handing it to him I said, "They will be here shortly."

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Jaina, Zekk, Anakin and Tahiri arrived bustling through the door. Jaina, always in character, embraced Laurel like she had known her for years.

"Oh, Laurel, you look fabulous! Are you ready for an extraordinary tonight, I am!"

Jacen looked from Laurel and back to Ewan. He seemed to be buying it. But then Meao shoved through the door, "What is going on here?"

Laurel took action, she faced Meao, her face turned away from Ewan's, "It's allright, Meao, the Actor here already knows about our rehersal. He has heard the new writer's work and he likes it, which is why he is so keen to help with the show"

Meao caught her drift and smiled, "Wonderful, will you be starting soon?"

Ewan looked at Meao and gave him an icy glare, "Oh no, I refuse to even step on stage until I have seen a full production, I can't spoil my reputation with people from the brothels, I need to be sure that your production skills are keen. Once I have seen the show on opening night, if I like it, I will join your little...show."

Meao grinned, "I understand completely, sir, may I show you out the door?"

Ewan put a hand up, "No sir, I would like to know the story, you, writer, what is this 'Spectacular, Spectacular' about?"

Jacen squirmed, "Umm, well..."

Jaina, never at a loss for words piped up, "It is a show about a young farmer boy who dreams of going to the stars. He meets an old hermit who is actually a Jedi and he wants the young boy to be a Jedi too, but the boy needs to go back home. When he arrives at home though, the poor boy realizes that his Aunt and Uncle have been killed. So they go to this bar and meets a smuggler and a Wookie. They take the boy and the Jedi to this planet, but when they get there, there is no more planet, only a deadly superweapon! They meet a Princess and a Dark Jedi, and then the Dark Jedi kills the Good Jedi and the Farmer Boy, the Wookie, two Droids, the Smuggler and the Princess all flee and the Smuggler, Wookie, and Farmer Boy destroy the super weapon!"

Everyone looked at Jaina.

"What?"

Ewan looked her up and down, "You have been watching to many history vids. Stupid Skywalkers and there sith-spawned family!"

Jaina looked at the Actor and Jacen felt the hot anger seeping from her, he mentally gave her a message not to do anything and she looked at him and gave him an assuring glance.

"Don't worry, sir, that isn't really the story, the story is about love!" Jacen said excitedly.

"Love, what about love?" the Actor inquired.

"It's about love conquering over everything and anyone!" Zekk said giving Jacen a quick glance.

The Actor didn't look satisfied, "Here, let's show you!" Jacen said quickly.

He ran to Zekk and gave him quick instructions, Zekk ran to the piano and played something.

Meao was the first to start singing, "Spectacular, Spectacular, no words in the vernacular, can describe this great event, you'll be dumb with wonderment! Returns are fixed at ten percent, you must agree, that's excellent! And on top of your fee..." The remaining of the young jedi knights ran into a surprisingly perfect formation and all began to sing together- what a coincidence!!

All:

You'll be involved artisticly

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years!

Various:

Elephants

Arabians!

India!

and courtesans!

Acrobats!

and juggling bears!

exotic girls!

fire eaters!

and contortionists!

Intrigue, danger, and romance

Electric lights, machinery

Oh the electricity!

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

Spectacular, Spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment

The hills are alive, with the sound of music

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

Ewan:

"Yes, but what happens in the end?"

Jacen:

The courtesan and sitarman

are pulled apart by an evil plan

Laurel:

But in the end she hears his song

Jacen:

And they're love is just too strong

Ewan:

It's a little bit funny

this feeling inside

All:

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

Jacen:

The sitar plays secret song

helps defeat the evil one

Though the tower of thrills and riddles

but it's all to no avail.

Meao:

I am the evil maharaja

You will not bestow me

Laurel:

Oh Sir, no one could play him like you could!

Meao:

No one's going to.

All:

So exciting

Will make them laugh, will make them cry

So delighting

Ewan:

And in the end should someone die?

All:

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

Meao:

Generally I like it.



Author's Notes:

This is a little different than usual, but I think it works allright- if you don't like it as much go ahead and tell me, I'm up for opinions, but that doesn't mean that I'll change the upcoming chapters. Thanks for reading it!