AN: Hey IY fanfic readers out there! ^_^ Thanks for ALL your encouraging reviews! They've encourged me SO much, that a wrote and after the "really stupid and comedy" fanfic, Sesshomaru learns, well, IF you remember, there was the part with the "HISTORY BOOK" And this is what and happened! ^_^ Yes, yes, I seem over hyper active. I'm sick, bored, and read your guy's GREAT reviews! Well, I HAD to do this, if you can guess...or if you looked up my reader profile, I AM A HUGMONGOUS SESSHY FAN FOLKS! *DUN DUN DUN* Well, enough with all this chatter. IF I get enough reviews, I will, write some more of this story, right now, I dunno, so REVIEW and persuade me to! I accept ALL reviews, FLAMES or GREAT AND NICE COMMENTS! ^_^ Yes, I 'm acting hyper again, you know, people who can't do much when their sick, have a great BURST of energy sometime........

Disclaimers: I HATE DOING THIS _ It reminds me that I 'll never own such a great anime but, .....*whispers out* Rumiko Takahashi owns it.....



Now onto the story!



~_~_~_~_~ Notes for readers~_~_~_~_~_~_~

* means the character is doing whatever is in the two *'s.

ex: Sesshomaru:*jumps up and down*

---that means Sesshomaru jumped up and down.

WARNING: There will be faces - ^_^- such as that one around, it will explain what the character's face is doing. Also, faces like this one - ^_^* - have star thingys that act like sweatdrops.....



"What happened with the HISTORY BOOK?!"



When Kagome woke up from her shock attack, she came to face to face with Inu-Yasha's worried eyes. (AN: Awww...)

Kagome: What happened ?

Inuyasha: Uh, you walked in your room and then looked at us, took our temperture for some reason, and then fainted.

Kagome: Is that what happened ? *looks around* O.O * Kagome gets hit with another shock attack* (AN: Pikachu must be lurking around here....)

Inuyasha: O.O *starts shaking Kagome from her shoulders* WAKE UP DAMMIT! WE GOTTA GO TO THE PRODUCER!

Sesshomaru: (AN: He finally appeared!) I believe she fainted from shock from our attire, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha:*big question mark appears on his forehead* What do you mean?

Sesshomaru:* points to Inuyasha's clothing and then points to his own*

Inuyasha: O.O I forgot we were still wearing these business suits that we sewed up from Kagome's bed covers....Is that the reason Kagome fainted?\

Sesshomaru: I don't think it was because we used her bed covers, I think it was beacuse we were reciting stuff she had to study for her 'tests' and were IN bussiness suits....

Inuyasha:....oh...Whatever, I'm gonna go back to the well till Kagome wakes up, then we can drag her to the producer.

Sesshomaru: Yes, a very good plan...ohyeah!*gets out his katana*I must get that prince Hosajin...*goes to the shadowy corner and sharpens his katana for the 19th time*..mhahahahahaha.....I will kill that turd of a prince....

Inuyasha: -_-* .....*gets up and drags Sesshomaru out of his corner and drags him by the collar to the well*

Sesshomaru: HEY! You aren't suppose to pull my elaborate self among the worms and filth! Treat me like a human man!

Inuyasha: *turns around* You aren't a human remember?!

Sesshomaru: ..oh yeah...*Sesshomaeu's REAL personality kicks in*Let go of me you disgusting half human welp!

Inuyasha:*thinks to himself* darn..I knew those personality knockout pills wouldn't last long....

Sesshomaru:*geting mad* POISON C--

Inuyasha*runs faster than Sesshomaru (AN: WHOA! O.O that's fast...) to the well* Save your fight with the prince dude!

*goes down the well*

Sesshomaru: *stops* oh..yeah...*jumps down the well in a better mood*

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ in the fuedal times after the great jump~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

(AN: No people, it's NOT over....just some info on the next scene....Sesshomaru has found Hosajin and is in a TERRIBLE mood cause he hasn't had his lunch yet )

Sesshomaru : DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH! * swipes with his super sharp katana* DEFEAT ME WILL YOU??!!!

Hosajin: O.O *ducks* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME ONE HELP!!!!!*runs away*

Sesshomaru: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!*runs after him* you won't get away from me...AFTER INSULTING THE GREAT LORD OF THE WESTERN LANDS, I, SESSHOMARU!!!!

Hosajin's royal journalist is following around Hosajin and Sesshomaru writing down the battle. The journalist, Kekoi, wanted to become a famous writer, and this was his first job.

Kekoi: *still scribbling down facts of the fight* Now, what did that demon say his name was? *stops running and thinks REALLY hard* hmm, Lord Siss- something....* Kekoi starts scribbling down versions of how to spell Sesshomaru's name* Hmmm.... THAT"S IT! *scribbles down "Lord SISSYMARU"( AN: Now it has been revealed! ) and then runs after his master*

Sesshomaru:*STILL chasing* DIE!

Hosajin: YYYAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!*STILL running*

Jaken:*pops up* Lord Sesshomaru! Your cup of instant noodles is ready!

Sesshomaru:* hears Jaken* ^_^ YAY!!!! *runs after Jaken and away from Hosajin* YAY! Noodles!

Hosajin: *FINALLY realises that Sesshomaur isn't following him* Whew....I thought he almost would NEVER leave me alone....

Kekoi: *FINALLY gets there to see Hosajin by himself and assumes things* I didn't know you were THAT strong Lord! I must write this down!* writes down what he thinks what happened, which just happens to be Sesshomaru's 'defeat'*

*in another area*

Sesshomaru:^_^ Yummy!*gulps down tea and scarfs down elaboratly the 5 cups of noodles that Jaken prepared* Ahh...good...

Jaken:* would your lordship like some more?

Sesshomaru:*looks down( AN: YES PEOPLE! Jaken is THAT short!)at Jaken* Yes.

Jaken: *gets out the noodles and water, the takes out his Staff of Heads and boils the water* now to pour the water (saying to no one in particular)then keep sealed for 3mins......*3 ins pass* DONE!*hands it to Sesshomaru*

Sesshomaru:*takes it and starts eating*

~_~_~In Kagome's room~_~_~

Kagome: ...ZZzzzz....

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AN: SO HOW"D YOU PEOPLE LIKE IT?! *gets REALLY up close* Hmm????TELL ME! ^_^ Well, I know Sesshomaru's personality is WAY off, but it's a HUMOR fic, so bear with it! ^_^ Please Review! ^_^ The more reviews AND SUGGESTIONS of what would happen next, will make the fanfic come out a lot FASTER and BETTER!!! *hint hint*