~~Author's Note I don't write hummor very much, but while i'm researching and debating on what to write next on If She Was There and start my new story I came up with this and I just had to write it. I hope you enjoy~~
Number 1
Sung by: Frodo Baggins
The Shire Remix
You better watch who you talkin' bout, runnin yo mouth,
Like you know me, you gon around thinkin better then me
jus call me, 'Show Me', While one-on-one you cant hold me,
even if you hand the ring
only way u wear me out is SKETCH my name on ur pants,
no resident of Rivendell (Wheeew!)
but you swear I'm from Mordor, hundred six karrots,
Told em: Nahh, thats pure rich,
trying to comperrr [compare] this my chain to your change,
I'm like ring wraiths or orcs, no service, out of your range,
you outta your brains thinkin' Imma shout out your name,
you gotta come up with better ways than that to catch your fame
all that pressure you applying, its time to ease off,
before I hit you from the blind side im taking your fingers off,
as much as we lost, still hard to please boss,
dont be lieing, snifling crying, suck it up, thats a loss,
cause yo' butt is wack, you whole quest is wack,
'matter of fact (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,) hold that (Ayyyyyy)
[Chorus]
I am number one, no matter if you like it,
err take this down and write it
I am number one, ey ey ey (ey ey)
(Let me ask you man)
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(Tell me now dirty)
What does it take to be number one?
ey ey (ey ey)
[Verse 2]
Special guest Arwen : Do you like when I rescue ya
Defy the odds
Sends floods to knock them all down
(Nelly)
Oh yea ma' I love a girl who's willing to learn
Willing to get in the drivers seat and willing to turn
And not concerned about that he-say, she-say,
did he-say, what I think he say, squash that,
you probably got that off Saurmon or some orcs access,
some Mordor site chat line, mad cause I got mine,
{Phone dial tone in background}
(Ohh) Dont end up on the flat line,
If only my uncle Bilbo could see me now,
If he can see how many Hobbits wanna be me now,
straight emulating my style, right to Hobbiton,
Cant leave out the store now, gotta wait till they calm down,
I got many elves, comin' askin' "Yo, where's the Quest at,"
Oh lordy til I continue to acthnaugthy,
Mixing cris' and bacardi, Got me bangin fo' sho,
Im not a man of million words, but there's one thing I know, eh
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Im tired of people judging, whats real courage,
Half the time it be the losers whos quests flop,
You know, Boat done sank, and it aint left the dock,
(Come on) Mad cause I'm hot, he just mad cause hes not,
You aint gotta give me my props, just give me the boats,
Gimme my rocks, just keep my fans coming in flocks,
Till you top Mordor, keep your mouth on lock,
{Cricket Noises} I'm Awake, haha
Im cocky on the mic, but I'm humble in real life,
Taking nothing for granted, blessin everything in my life,
Trying to see a new light at the top of the roof,
(Baby) Aint B-Sigel but I speak the truth,
I heat the booth, Frodo so un-cool (So Crazy)
Top down, shirt off riding my Bill, spreadin the loot
With my family and friends, and my closest of kin,
And I Do It again, If it means I'm gon' win, Dirty
[Chorous]
[Outro]
I am number one,
I am nubmer one,
(What does it take to be number one?)
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(What does it take to be number one?)
ey, ey, ey, ey (ey, ey)
I am number one, (uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, listen,)
I (I-I-I) am number one (yea, yea, yea)
I-I-I-I-I number one
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
Number one,
Cause two is not a winner and three nobody remembers.
Yeha well I tried....hope you enjoyed at least got a minor laugh.
Number 1
Sung by: Frodo Baggins
The Shire Remix
You better watch who you talkin' bout, runnin yo mouth,
Like you know me, you gon around thinkin better then me
jus call me, 'Show Me', While one-on-one you cant hold me,
even if you hand the ring
only way u wear me out is SKETCH my name on ur pants,
no resident of Rivendell (Wheeew!)
but you swear I'm from Mordor, hundred six karrots,
Told em: Nahh, thats pure rich,
trying to comperrr [compare] this my chain to your change,
I'm like ring wraiths or orcs, no service, out of your range,
you outta your brains thinkin' Imma shout out your name,
you gotta come up with better ways than that to catch your fame
all that pressure you applying, its time to ease off,
before I hit you from the blind side im taking your fingers off,
as much as we lost, still hard to please boss,
dont be lieing, snifling crying, suck it up, thats a loss,
cause yo' butt is wack, you whole quest is wack,
'matter of fact (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,) hold that (Ayyyyyy)
[Chorus]
I am number one, no matter if you like it,
err take this down and write it
I am number one, ey ey ey (ey ey)
(Let me ask you man)
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(Tell me now dirty)
What does it take to be number one?
ey ey (ey ey)
[Verse 2]
Special guest Arwen : Do you like when I rescue ya
Defy the odds
Sends floods to knock them all down
(Nelly)
Oh yea ma' I love a girl who's willing to learn
Willing to get in the drivers seat and willing to turn
And not concerned about that he-say, she-say,
did he-say, what I think he say, squash that,
you probably got that off Saurmon or some orcs access,
some Mordor site chat line, mad cause I got mine,
{Phone dial tone in background}
(Ohh) Dont end up on the flat line,
If only my uncle Bilbo could see me now,
If he can see how many Hobbits wanna be me now,
straight emulating my style, right to Hobbiton,
Cant leave out the store now, gotta wait till they calm down,
I got many elves, comin' askin' "Yo, where's the Quest at,"
Oh lordy til I continue to acthnaugthy,
Mixing cris' and bacardi, Got me bangin fo' sho,
Im not a man of million words, but there's one thing I know, eh
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Im tired of people judging, whats real courage,
Half the time it be the losers whos quests flop,
You know, Boat done sank, and it aint left the dock,
(Come on) Mad cause I'm hot, he just mad cause hes not,
You aint gotta give me my props, just give me the boats,
Gimme my rocks, just keep my fans coming in flocks,
Till you top Mordor, keep your mouth on lock,
{Cricket Noises} I'm Awake, haha
Im cocky on the mic, but I'm humble in real life,
Taking nothing for granted, blessin everything in my life,
Trying to see a new light at the top of the roof,
(Baby) Aint B-Sigel but I speak the truth,
I heat the booth, Frodo so un-cool (So Crazy)
Top down, shirt off riding my Bill, spreadin the loot
With my family and friends, and my closest of kin,
And I Do It again, If it means I'm gon' win, Dirty
[Chorous]
[Outro]
I am number one,
I am nubmer one,
(What does it take to be number one?)
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(What does it take to be number one?)
ey, ey, ey, ey (ey, ey)
I am number one, (uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, listen,)
I (I-I-I) am number one (yea, yea, yea)
I-I-I-I-I number one
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
Number one,
Cause two is not a winner and three nobody remembers.
Yeha well I tried....hope you enjoyed at least got a minor laugh.
