Muggle Movies

Bathroom Scenario #1

Draco is running through the theater with a passed out Hermione in his arms.

MALFOY: (to concession person) Where's the loo?

The concession person points to Malfoy's left so he runs that way. The concession person gives Malfoy's retreating back an odd look.

MALFOY: (muttering) Where is it, where is it? Come on! Where is it!?

Malfoy stops outside two doors. One has a woman figure on it, the other a man.

MALFOY: Oh no. Which one?

He looks back in forth hoping for the answer to pop out at him.

MALFOY: (insanely muttering) If I go in the woman's, there are apt to be women in there. Then they will kick my butt if I happen to keep my eyes open. (he cringes) If I go in the men's Hermione may get an eyeful and pass out again. (he sighs) What's a wizard to do?

A man comes out of the man's bathroom and holds the door open for Draco.

MAN: There's no one in there.

MALFOY: (looks inside) Thanks, dude!

Malfoy rushes inside and man closes door behind him.

Malfoy looks around the bathroom quickly, his eyes scanning the floors, walls and stall doors.

MALFOY: (now very tired from lugging Hermione around) Where should I put her? This is certainly not sanitary. Perhaps I would have been better off in the woman's. I hear they've got couches in there. Hmmmm.

Malfoy continues to look around. He finally decides to sit her on the counter by the sink, after cleaning it of spilled water. He gently sets her head back against the wall. Malfoy grabs a paper towel, wets it and rings it out. Then he places it gently on her forehead.


HERMIONE: (weakly) Where am I?

MALFOY: (relieved) In the men's bathroom.

HERMIONE: (noticing Malfoy) AH! What are you doing here?

MALFOY: I told you. It's the men's bathroom.

HERMIONE: (looks around and makes face) Ewww. Why are we in here?

MALFOY: You passed out.

HERMIONE: Why?

MALFOY: (recalling events and deciding it best not to mention the cause of her faint.) Er----you were completely entranced by my beauty and could no longer stand it. So you passed out.

HERMIONE: (disbelieving) You're kidding.

MALFOY: (shrugs) Nope. Look am me! I'm devilishly good looking.

HERMIONE: No. Sean Biggerstaff is devilishly good looking!

MALFOY: He is not. I'm way hotter than him.

HERMIONE: Ha! In your dreams, Malfoy! Oh no wait! I'm missing the film! We have to go back!

MALFOY: Okay, but let me help you to your seat. And it might be best if you sit in my lap in case it happens again. Since I'm your rescuer.

HERMIONE: Didn't Ron or Harry try to save me?

MALFOY: (laughing) Yeah, right. Boy Wonder and the Weasel. Potter was afraid to break a nail and Weasel was too busy admiring himself to notice.

HERMIONE: (looking huffy) Well, let's go back anyway.

MALFOY: And you can sit on my lap.

HERMIONE: (looking him up and down.) Er---no thanks, Malfoy.

MALFOY: (trying to find his wand in his Muggle clothes) Darn these pants! Where are the pockets!? (finally finds it in his pant leg, tucked into his sock.) Ah-ha! (waves it around a bit-a la swish and flick) Blah blah blah.

HERMIONE: What are you doing?

MALFOY: Stalling for time. I can't remember the spell I want to use on you to make you forget and make you drugged up so you want to sit with me.

HERMIONE: Try Resparta Griliera

MALFOY: Cool. Thanks. (waves wand again) Resparata Griliera.

HERMIONE: (eyes becoming unfocused) Let's go sit together and watch the film now, Drac.

MALFOY: (satisfied.) Cool. (picks her up just as guy enters bathroom)

GUY: Good day, mate.

MALFOY: (nods) Hey.

GUY: Nice lass you got there.

MALFOY: Er---thanks.

Guy holds door open so Malfoy and Hermione can go through. She is resting her head on his shoulder. He goes through the theater, gets lost twice, but finally gets back into the right room.

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I know this is short, but there's no reason for them to be long. They're just little scenarios. So you like it? The second scenarios will be posted soon. If you have an idea of what you want to have happened in the bathroom, review or email me.

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