Muggle Movies

Bathroom Scenario #2

Draco is running through the theater with a passed out Hermione in his arms.

MALFOY: (to concession person) Where's the loo?

The concession person points to Malfoy's left so he runs that way. The concession person gives Malfoy's retreating back an odd look.

MALFOY: (muttering) Where is it, where is it? Come on! Where is it!?

Malfoy stops outside two doors. One has a woman figure on it, the other a man.

MALFOY: Oh no. Which one?

He looks back in forth hoping for the answer to pop out at him. It doesn't.

MALFOY: (insanely muttering) If I go in the woman's, there are apt to be women in there. Then they will kick my butt if I happen to keep my eyes open. And what if it's an old woman? (he cringes) If I go in the men's, Hermione may get an eyeful and pass out again. (he sighs) But, that way I won't have to worry about seeing some old woman in her bloomers. However, if we go into the man's Hermione may see a guy in there that she likes more than me. More than me? Ha! Draco, stay focused here. Okay, woman's or men's? What's a wizard to do?

A woman wearing a long flowery dress comes out of the woman's bathroom. Malfoy steps back. He is beginning to ache all over from carrying his heavy load.

WOMAN: Oh my word! That girl has passed out.

MALFOY: (sarcasticly) No! Really!?

WOMAN: (giving Malfoy menicing look) You might want to clean up those manors, young man. People are much more apt to help you if you're nice to them.

MALFOY: (sighing) OK, sor-ry. Can I get through there?

WOMAN: The bathroom is clear, however, I do not think it wise for you to go in there.

MALFOY: Why not?

WOMAN: Because it is a WOMAN's bathroom. You may leave the girl in there, but you must scoot right out.

Woman walks off, muttering to herself. Malfoy sighs again. He closes his eyes and pushes through the door. He immediately thinks that maybe he should become a woman. The bathroom was so wonderfully clean and beautiful that it would fit a queen quite nicely. Malfoy gently lay Hermoine on the couch in the corner. Then he got a wet paper towel and put it on her forehead.

She doesn't flich at all. So he gets some water in his cupped hands and throws it on her face. She still doesn't move. He begins to poke her in the shoulder. Nothing. Finally, he looses his patience.

MALFOY: HERMIONE!

Hermione jerks awake, her eyes popping open in fright.

HERMIONE: What?

MALFOY: You passed out.

HERMIONE: Oh no! I did!?

MALFOY: (nods) But I saved you and brought you here.

HERMIONE: (quietly) Oh, my hero. (rolls eyes) Thanks, Draco.

MALFOY: (grinning) Sure!

HERMIONE: (sitting up) Oh no! Are we missing Sean?

MALFOY: Who?

HERMIONE: Oliver!

MALFOY: Oh. Wood. (sighs again, brushing hair out of his face) I don't know.

HERMIONE: We must get back! (she starts to get up, then stops) Wait!

MALFOY: What that's the matter?

HERMIONE: Did people see you save me?

MALFOY: Of course! The whole theater saw!

HERMIONE: Oh no. Well, this simply won't do. What if Oliver thinks I'm taken?

MALFOY: (looking at her oddly) What is wrong with you?

HERMIONE: You can't tell anyone that you saved me.

MALFOY: Why not?

HERMIONE: Because.....

MALFOY: What's in it for me?

HERMIONE: Er-----nothing?

MALFOY: If you sit on my lap when we get back in the theater, then okay.

HERMIONE: For 5 minutes only.

MALFOY: 10.

HERMIONE: 4.

MALFOY: 5.

HERMIONE: 3.

MALFOY: 4.

HERMIONE: Okay. 4 minutes only.

MALFOY: But you have to act like you want to sit there.

HERMIONE: Fine. Whatever.

Malfoy and Hermione walk back into the theater. She sits on his lap, reluctantly.
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Review and let me know which scenario you like best so far! There might be another scenario after this if I decide to write it. It'll have Hermione and Draco being lovey-dovey and will be filled with fluff though.

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I was just thinking about writing a story about the HP book characters meeting the actors who played them. Sort of like a sequal to this. What do you guys think? You can review and let me know your opinion, or email me at gness@draco-malfoy.zzn.com

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