Disclaimer: not mine

AN: well, I was just sitting at my computer, already done with 1 new fic and 4 chapters for my other ifcs and my hands were all tired. Amazing what a tired mind can think of. ^^. This is my second humor story. The first is "tasuki and the THING" have u ever read it? Plz do... oh well on w/ da fic!

The seishi at Christmas...

By: fire demoness

Miaka placed the last of the candles on the table. Everything was PERFECT. Now... time for the guests to start arriving. She had FINALLY talked Taiitsukan into letting the seishi come to her world for Christmas. She'd make it one that they'll never forget.

**ding dong**

Miaka opened the door eagerly, ready to snatch at whatever present that person had brought. There stood...

No one.

Miaka blinked. But... the doorbell. What happened?

"BOO!!!!!!!"

"EIII!!!!!!!!!!! MONSTER!!! KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!"

She screamed and took the largest thing around her, which happened to be a baseball bat and proceded to wack the "monster" with it.

"M-**ack!!** IA-**ITAI!!!**K-**stop!! Mercy!!**AAA!!!!!!!!!!"

the monster choked out before slumping to the floor outside of the door. Miaka gingerly stepped outside, still grasping the bat. She gasped and the bat fell with a clatter as it rolled down the steps.

There laid Nuriko, beat up and bruised.

"I was just trying to **cough ** lighten up the mood... didn't have to be **eyes rolls up** abusive about it..."

"ohmygoshohmygosh I am SOOOO sorry nuriko!!!!!!!"

Miaka screeched. They heard footsteps come up the stairs and then a brown head emerged. Hotohori stood there, smiling.

"I told you, you sholdn't have done that."

He mocked Nuriko, who just stuck his tounge out. There was another set of footsteps and then appeared Chiriko and Mitsukake. They smiled calmly, as always.

"meow..."

Miaka looked down at the cat by her leg, who was pawing at her pocket. She smiled and reached in to give the cat a piece of jerky, which it ignored.

**pop**

There popped in a smiling face right in front of Miaka. She screamed and slung the bat around again, hitting around blindly. There were screams and when she looked up, there laid all of the seishi, even the ones not there before.

"Oopsies."

"Ya damn right "OOPSIES!!!"

tasuki mumbled from beside her. Miaka grinned weakly. This was NOT going at all like she had planned. Taka chose that time to step out of the apartment, looking cheerful and wearing a santa hat. They helped all of the seishi inside, even Tasuki, who was VERY amused by the hat.

Miaka plopped down on a chair.

"Alright guys, I'm gonna tell all of you about Christmas!"



TBC?????

Anyone wanna noe Tasuki's reaction to Santa?Hotohori just might throw a fit! ^^ REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I would LOVE any suggestions. I know this chapter is a bit...short. but still, I promise the next chapter will be funny!

For more humor, go search for "tasuki and the THING" (take a guess! You just might get lucky!)