Disclaimer: not mine.blah blah blah

AN: Kinda stupid of me to do this on CHRISTMAS EVE, since no one is readign fanfics anymore. Ya noe, its REALLY disappointing when you spend so much time on ur fics and about 97% of the ppl that read this don't review, so you have no will to go on and you think that no one apprechiates your work...or am I being a little... Scroogey?^.^the point is, review! Fellow authors, you know what it's like... think of it as a Christmas present!

(Sorry to make them kinda OOC, but work w/ me?)

Chapter 2: So much to explain...

By: fire demoness

""Alright guys, I'm gonna tell all of you about Christmas!"

There were blank looks all around but she continued.

"OK... so Christmas is a holiday. Got that?" she looked at all of them, whom all nodded except for Tasuki."**sigh** alright Chiriko, help him out."

"Hai."

Chiriko nodded and turned to Tasuki sounding as if he had swallowed another- Uh...i mean, *A * dictionary.

"A holiday is a day where you celebrate something that happened. Or to remember something or someone. It's a day to celebrate. Got that?"

Tasuki nodded.

Miaka smiled and went on.

" Ok so this holiday cele-

"HEY!! HOLD ON!!No one told me what a holiday was!!!"

Tasuki screamed suddenly, making everyone sweatdrop, especially Chiriko, who looked very flustered.

"Eh... Tasuki, you'll get it as the story goes along."

He grumbled but sat down on the couch again.

"So on the night of December 25th, a jolly old man with a big tummy, a beard, and dressed in red comes and brings everyone in the whole wide world a gift."

She waited for that to register into their heads. Hotohori raised a hand

"Yes Hotohori?"

"Why does he wear red? I thought those were royal colors. Is this man royal? And if he is, why does he bother going by himself to give out gifts to everyone in the world? Why not send a servant?"

Miaka binked at the barrage of questions.

"Eh..." she sweatdropped."Red is a Christmas color, he isnt royal, and he has no servants, just elves."

"Elves no da?" Chichiri frowned." Why elves?"

Miaka put her head in her hands and groaned.

"Elves are the people that make the toys for the children that have been good and the naughty people get lumps of coal. "

Chichiri nodded,"I get it no da." He said, with a look that plainly said " what the hell is she talking about?"

Nuriko, who was holding an ice pack to his head, suddenly asked a question everyone seemed to be thinking.

"So, how does he GET to every person in the world?"

Miaka grinned. FINALLY. A question she had been expecting.

"Santa, that's his name,(sorry, no idea what it is in Jap.)has 8 ( or was it 9?)flying reindeer. They pull a sleigh that Santa sits on and Santa has a bag of gifts that are meant for a specific person. Once they arrive on the rooftop, Santa gets his sack of gifts and magically goes down the chimmeny. He leaves presents under the tree **points to a lopsided tree that has decoraction on half of it and the other half scorched** which I think ours is burned. *tasuki looks away innocently, muttering about how the tree tried to eat him*"

Everyone blinked twice, trying to comprehend it all. Even Chriko looked confused. Chichiri looked as if he was trying to ask 7 questions at once and Tasuki started cussing for no apparent reason. No one could have predicted what happened next.

" HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU SEE?!?! THIS IS ALL CRAZY! SANTA!?!? GIFTS!!? FUCKING FLYING REINDEER?!?! EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD?!! I THINK *NOT *!!!!!MAGICALLY GOES DOWN THE CHIMMINEY??! HAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!! ...etc"

Mitsukake (HA! I KNEW no one could have predicted that!) had jumped out of his seat and as according to chichiri, went into hysterics. He was laughing insanely and his eyes bulging out and the left one twitching. Chiriko wimpered and ran behind the couch.

Suddenly, there was a thunk and then...

*CRASH!*

Mitsukake's laugh was cut short by the huge object that crashed down on him.



TBC

Ok I was gonna finish it, but I'm tired. I hope this was sorta amusing to you and htat you have the kindess to review. Onegai?!?!