Disclaimer AKA The Legal Crap.....which ever hehehe

I don't own Gundam Wing, ©Sotsu Agency, Sunrise. ANB (and all those other guys..) do, so there!

(Pretty obvious there...) BUT i DO own Teapot-sama (Hahaha i can get his autograph allllll the time! ;D) Please ASK before you use him in any fic, siggy or kids magic show, thank you for your time

Leira: Ooooh...The remaining G-boys recieve a disturbing note! xD

Quatre's Teapot



***Part 3***



Quatre was up bright and early....2 a.m to be exact. He couldn't sleep because he was so worried about Teapot-Sama, He had tried to make a plan to get his beloved teapot back...But he couldn't think of anything (That's not like Quatre at all....Oh well he HAS lost his teapot! maybe his common sense as well....)He had been phoning Duo and Trowa all night so they were pretty Pissed at him, Even so they still came over after the ten millionth call (Talk about Psycho Quatre hehe)

A Very sleepy Duo: Damn it Quatre...We can't go and look for them at this time of the morning! And i here by declare on this day....That i hate you!

Quatre: ::All teary-eyed:: But...But Why...?

Duo: .....I'll kill you



Leira: ::Whispers:: Duo! That's not in the script!

Duo: ::Snickers:: Sorry, couldn't resist.....i never got to be in that scene!

Leira: Just follow the script Baka! ::Disappears::

Duo: ::Mutters:: If she wasn't paying me in sugar i'd...

Leira: I'm still here you know!

Quatre: Just get on with it!! I want my teapot back!

Leira: You've really grown attached to that teapot, ne Quatre?

Quatre: ^_^ Of course! Can i keep him after we've finished the fic?

Leira: uh.....I'll think about it, Now back to the fic! and follow the script dammit!



Duo: So anyway....I hate you because you interupted my beauty sleep with all your annoying phone calls!!! I only came over because i couldn't stand hearing about Teapot-sama's life story anymore!

Quatre: You......you didn't like hearing about Teapot-sama's life story? About his first steps?! First ice cream and first tooth?!?! You....you....You've upset me now!!! ::cries anime style::

Trowa: That was harsh Duo...

Duo: Quatre!! I'm sorry! We can go look for Teapot-Sama right away!

Quatre: You..::Sniffle:: Really mean it?

Duo: ::Thinks:: `What was my line again......Oh yeah!` Sure Quatre, what're friends for?

Quatre: You said you didn't like me just a minute ago......But i know it was the coffee and sugar talking so i'll let you off this time, but next time you'll feel the wrath of THE DESERT ANGEL! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Duo: That doesn't even sound scary Quatre...

Quatre: Okay then......THE WINNER HEIR! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Duo: That doesn't either, but you can work on a name while we're looking for teapot-sama and the others

Quatre: The others?

Duo: Yeah, Heero and Wufei

Trowa: I have a feeling they're not outside in the trash alley anymore (That's where they landed after the ever-so-ow-that's-gotta-hurt-fall. hehe)

Quatre: Why do you say that?

Trowa: Well....We did leave them out there last night so maybe they when back to their colonies....

Duo: Somehow, i don't think they went back home, they would've told us if they had

Trowa: I'm going to check the alley ::walks out::

Duo: Hey, didn't that peacecrap girl say she was going to find Heero?

Quatre: Yeah....What's that gotta do with anything?

Duo: Well if they aren't in the trash alley and they probably didn't go home.....

Quatre: I'm sure Miss Relena has nothing to do with this.....Trowa'll come back in a minute and Wufei and Heero will be with him....

Duo: How do you know?

Quatre: I know.....The heart of outer space told me so

Duo: -_-;; Wait a minute, i thought the heart of outer space WAS Heero?

Quatre: um......No, it's a spoon

Duo: Quatre...

Quatre: Yeah?

Duo: .....Shut up

Quatre: ......

::Suddenly Trowa comes crashing through the door (not bothering to opening it....Trowa get some manners! Rashid already fixed that damn door once!) Clutching a PINK piece of paper::

Trowa: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Relenasgotheeroandwufeiandisholdingthemhostagealongwithteapotsama!!!!

Duo & Quatre: ::Blink Blink:: Wha...?

Trowa: RELENA'S KIDNAPPED HEERO AND WUFEI....

Duo: ::A dramatic:: Oh No!!

Trowa: You didn't let me finish.......SHE'S HOLDING THEM HOSTAGE ALONG WITH TEAPOT-SAMA!!

Quatre: ::Cries:: MY PRECIOUS TEAPOT-KINS!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Duo: Lemme see that ::takes the note from Trowa and begins to read it out loud::

Dear Mr Gundam Pilot Guys, (Minus My boyfriend Heero and that chinese guy wuffie or whatever)

I'm like, Holding them captive or whatever in my beautiful palace mansion place `Pink a la Relena Like Peacecraft the 1st`. I also have Teapot Like, Sama Here too and if you don't tell me the ancient secret of like, Pink chinese tea and give me Lots of Pink dresses and like, other Pink stuff....I'll Paint The cuwte little Teapot PINK! Yes like, PINK!

So you better get over here like, now and give me that recipe.

our Beloved Ex-Queen and Ex-Ruler over all,

Relena Like Peacecraft (Soon to be Yui-Peacecraft haha)



Quatre: PINK?! PINK?! not that i hate pink or anything but PINK?!?! The WINNER HEIR WON'T HAVE IT!

Duo: Quatre...

Quatre: Yes?!?

Duo: I really think your `heart of outer space` is telling you lies....

***To Be Continued.....***

Duo: Your not really going to let her marry Heero are you?

Leira: You haven't read the script?!

Duo: You didn't give me the damn script!

Leira: Okay...I'll drop it by your dressing room later....Anyways to answer your question....No i wouldn't put Heero through that even if it IS a fic! D'ya think i'm on crack or something?!

Duo: Now that you meantion it....

Leira: What was that?! ::Death glare::

Duo: uh..nothing!! Hey, is this story ever gonna finish? I want my Sugar!

Leira: All in good time Duo, But in the mean time.....Learn you god forsaken lines dammit! .

Teapot-Sama: ::zooms past on a scooter:: Ahhhhh!!! Someone get the stalker Bitch away from meeeeeee!!!

Relena: ::Also zooms past on a PINK scooter:: Teapot-Sama!! You remind me of Heero! Can i kiss you!? Teapot-sama! Wait!! Teeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaapoooooooooooot-Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ::cracks all the windows::

Leira: Would someone PLEASE get miss Peacecrap off the set?! Geez......



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