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***Part 4***



::Quatre bawling his eyes out:: WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I can't take much more of this dammit!!

Duo: Quatre, you were the one who said ::In a little squeaky voice::`I'm sure Miss Relena has nothing to do with this`. Don't go crazy on us now

Quatre: Whaaa!!! Stop making fun of me Duo!! This is a VERY serious matter!

Duo: Yeah yeah yeah, If it's so serious then why not call the police?

Trowa: Probably because Dorothy works on the force now, don't want a chance meeting with that bitch.

Duo: Oh, i thought he hasn't gone to the police because they'd just laugh at him..

Quatre: They wouldn't laugh! Teapot-sama and i are great friend's with the police force.....and Everybody respect's THE WINNER HEIR!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

Duo: I thought i told you to think of a 'scary' name

Quatre: You said to think of one while we were looking for teapot- sama....AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED LOOKING YET!!!

Duo: Geez.....Sorry Q-man. At least we know where to go now...

Trowa: No, we don't

Duo: Yes we do, Relena's Mansion. It said so on the letter

Trowa: But do any of us actually know where the hell that is??

Duo: I thought you guys did...

Trowa: well if i don't, and you don't....

::Both look at Quatre:: Quatre?

Quatre: Don't look at me!! Just because i'm the heir to the winner family fortune and i wear pink shirts DOESN'T mean i know where Relena's mansion is!

Duo: Calm down Quatre! We were only askin'....Geez

Quatre: Well what are we going to do now?!

Trowa: Well i think we should start asking around.....or look in a phone book (hehe)

Duo: ...and i know the perfect place!! One of them is sure to know!!! ::runs out of the winner mansion and high speed::

Trowa: Duo!! Wait for me! ::Runs after him::

Quatre: *Sniff* *Sniff* Teapot-sama.....Where are you?

He realises he's talking to air (or his spaceheart LoL) and slowly walks out after them.



Scene fades to one of the many pink rooms in Relena's mansion. Relena is dancing around two chairs in which Heero and Wufei are tied to with PINK ribbon, Very Tight PINK ribbon

Relena: HeeHeeHeeHeeHee!! I'm like so happy!!!

Wufei: ¬_¬ Onna! Untie me NOW!! Argh! You'll pay for this Onna!

Heero: .........

Wufei: Yui?! Don't you have anything to say about this....this INJUSTICE?!

Heero: .........

Relena: Heero! I'm soooooooo like glad you came to my like beautiful mansion! I just knew you like loved me! But i didn't know your like little friend ::Points at Wufei who is struggling to break free:: Had a crush on me! I'm just so like popular! Being queen of the world must of like, boosted my popularity or like something like that!!!

Wufei: Would you please stop your babble!!!

Relena: *Blink* Like, what is babble wuffie?

Wufei: It's WUFEI!! and i do NOT have a crush on you, you sad pathetic onna!!

Relena: ::starts to cry:: Whaaaa!!! Wuffie like hurted my feelings!!

::Dorothy walks in:: Miss Relena, is everything alright?

Relena: Yes *Sniff* But Wuffie was like being s *sniff* Meanie....

Dorothy: Well we're just have to do something about that won't we....::sweeshes her eyebrows::

Wufei: Do you mind?! You nearly poked an eye out!

Relena: Dorothy, What are you like doing here? No like police cases or like whatever lately?

Dorothy: ::Stands on a podium and shouts:: I regret to inform my adoring public that i have quit the police force to scheme with my `peace lovin'`friend, Relena like Peacecraft!!!

Relena: Oh Dorothy! That's like wonderful! .....and It's soon to be like Peacecraft-Yui....::evil laugh:: Oh like darn! Look at the time, I have a meeting with those other like peace lovin' people! ::heads for the door::

Dorothy: What about your prisioners Miss Relena?

Relena: Oh! Oh! Oh.....I don't think i can like leave MY Heero all on his own.....

Dorothy: Don't worry Miss Relena, i can keep a watchful eye ::flips her hair back like an annoying cheerleader (no offence) and nearly falls over::

Relena: Thankyou Dorothy! You're a like big help, I've just decided that you can be the like maid of honour at my like wedding!!

Dorothy: Why thankyou Miss Relena, Can Quatre be the best man? ::eyes glaze over and she blushes::

Relena: Oh! That blond kid who's nearly as rich as like me! Sure he can, and he'll be here shortly like anyway. You'll have to entertain our other guest's when they like arrive

Dorothy: Yay!! Why are they coming here?

Relena: Oh I'm like holding My boyfriend Heero and that other chinese kid hostage...but you like already knew that!! And i have Quatre's pressious like Teapot as well....Oh and one more thing before i go Dorothy....

Dorothy: What is it Miss Relena?

Relena: There's some like, Pink paint in one of the like rooms on the art floor... (She has a whole floor of room's with art surplies?!! I want!!) Could you like paint the Teapot if any of our guest's try to steal it

Dorothy: uh.....Yes Miss Relena

Relena: Excellent, well i must like be going now....::looks at Wufei:: Since you have a like crush on me and all ::Walks over to him and gives him a big kiss:: (Ewww)

Wufei: Ahhhhhh!!!! I'm going to have nightmare's about this until i die! Nataku give me strength!!

Relena: Sorry to make you like Jealous Heero, But you don't like get me until OUR like wedding night! ::winks and blows him a kiss:: Bye now ::walks out::

Heero: .....::Gives the door Relena just walked out of a death glare::

Dorothy: ::Smirks:: Now.....What shall i do with you now?

Wufei: You can let us go woman!

Dorothy: And disobey Miss Relena? ::shakes her head:: No, no, no......Maybe we could have a nice little tea party

Heero ::Thinks:: Where the hell is teapot-sama???!!

More scream's are heard from Relena's mansion



Leira: Oooh...some good old fashioned TORTURE will be coming..well torture for our two pilots in peril xD Pwease Review!