Invader Zim Goes to the movies!
By Lady Amy
Welcome, one and all, to this little piece of insanity that I
like to call 'Invader Zim Goes to The Movies!' This is a humor
fic, which is a first for me. It's also not a song fic, which
is another first.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. The characters all belong to the wonderful
and talented Jhohan Vasquez. I promise to return them in one piece
and only slightly singed.
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Lady Amy: *sauntering into movie theater with large tub of popcorn*
Well guys, here we are. Where do you want to sit?
*Zim and Dib are dragged in. Both are tied up, and both have duct-tape
across their mouths.*
Zim/Dib: Mmmm muftph mmmmmmmm.....
Lady Amy: How about over there? *silence* Okay then, how about
over there? *more silence* How 'bout right here? *again, silence*
Yah, right here looks good.
*Lady Amy, Zim and Dib sit down, and Lady Amy unties Zim and Dib
and removes their gags. Both start yelling obscenities at her*
Dib: You little ^&$*&! You told me that this was a Mysterious
Mysteries convention!
Zim: You stinking little human earthworm! How dare you trick us
into coming to this dark, torture chamber!
Dib: Oh look, is poor little Zimmy afraid of the dark?
Zim: No!
Dib: *snicker*
Lady Amy: Quiet, both of you! The previews are on!
Announcer Person: Coming soon, to a theater near you.
Spooky Voice: They're coming.
Dib: Who's coming?
Zim: No, what's coming. Who's going.
Dib: Who's going where?
Zim: Who's going to see this movie.
Lady Amy: SHUT UP! Both of you!
Spooky Voice: They're in your homes.
Dib: They're in my house? AHHHH!
Spooky Voice: They've taken over your television sets.
Gir: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Lady Amy: Where did he come from?
Spooky Voice: And soon, they will conquer Earth.
Zim: Hey, that's my job!
Dib: Not if I can help it.
Spooky Voice: They are...
Dib: Oh, the suspense is killing me.
Spooky Voice: The Munchkins!
Lady Amy: You gotta be kidding me.
Dib: *snicker* Are they friends of yours, Zim?
Zim: Grrrrrrrr...... That's it. *tackles Dib*
Lady Amy: You guys, knock it off!
Zim/Dib: Make us.
Lady Amy: Remember who the author is here? I'm omnipotent over
this fic.
Spooky Voice: On o6/o6/o6, they're coming.
Dib: Who's coming?
Lady Amy: Don't start.
Zim: So what movie is this anyway?
Dib: 'Attack of the Killer Crab Puffs'.
Zim: How did you know that?
*on the screen, ten-foot tall letters flash 'Welcome to the movie,'Attack
of the Killer Crab Puffs*
Dib: Take a wild guess.
Lady Amy: Quit it, the movie's starting.
Narrator: And so, an hour passes. Zim and Dib are tortured endlessly
due to the authors inability to write a good-
Lady Amy: Ahem. *glares*
Narrator: And so, an hour passes. Zim and Dib sit by and watch
the movie, enjoying themselves and thanking the author profusely
for bringing-
Dib: What!
Zim: *pulls out ray gun of some sort* Try again.
Narrator: and so an hour passes. Zim and Dib just sit there, not
really enjoying the movie much but acting like they do to please
the author. Meanwhile, I go to find a new job working for some
big telemarketing company.
Lady Amy/Zim/Dib: That's better.
Hero Guy: *on screen* Broomhilda, watch out!
Broomhilda: Oh no, it's the killer cheese puffs!
Hero Guy: .............
*studio guy walks up to Broomhilda and whispers in her ear*
Broomhilda: I mean, the killer crab puffs!
Zim: Dum Dum Da...
Dib: Zim, shut up. I'm trying to take a nap here.
Zim: *throws popcorn at Dib* Take that.
Dib: *throws popcorn at Zim* No, you take that.
Zim: Stupid human earth crawling worm baby.
Dib: Evil alien scumbag.
Zim: Authors pet.
Dib: That was low, you useless piece of green trash.
Zim: Grrrrr....
Gir: Yes master?
Zim: No, not you.
Dib: Second rate invader!
Zim: Am not!
Dib. No, you're right. You're more like fifth rate.
Zim: Why you little.....
*a large scale popcorn war ensues*
Zim: We settle this now, Dib! Mwahahahahaa!
Dib: You're going down, you Irken reject!
Lady Amy: SHUT UP!! BOTH OF YOU!
*silence, crickets can be heard chirping. Everyone in theater
stares.*
Zim/Dib: *point at Lady Amy*
Lady Amy: Hehehehe.......Hi....
*big guy with muscles comes up and grabs Lady Amy*
Lady Amy: No! You can't do this to me! I'm the author darnit!
Zim/Dib: *Wave goodbye, and then do a short victory dance* Ding
dong, the witch is gone. The wicked witch, the wicked witch....
Lady Amy: I'll get you for this! *big guy carries Lady Amy out
of theater*
Zim: Should we be worried about that?
Dib: Nah, we have Nny on our side. That'll be enough to stop her.
Zim: Oh yah.
The End
Spooky Voice: Or is it?
