Disclaimer A K A The Legal Crap.....which ever hehehe

I don't own Gundam Wing, ©Sotsu Agency, Sunrise. ANB (and all those other guys..) do, so there!

(Pretty obvious there...) BUT i DO own Teapot-sama (Hahaha i can get his autograph allllll the time! ;D) Please ASK before you use him in any fic, siggy or kids magic show, thankyou for your time

Leira: Oooh, some other GW characters enter the fic! One was...DEAD! *Cough* Also, a terrible song sang by our braided baka....yeeesh..

***Part 5***

Trowa and Quatre have been following Duo for the last hour, not having any clue where he was leading them. All they knew was that they had come to part of the L4 Colony which was famous for having the best nightlife (Ya'know.....Bars....clubs blah blah blah) in all the colonys. Except it was sorta dead now because it was only early morning....

Duo: Nearly there! Yay!

Quatre: If you've brought us here for nothing then i'll have Rashid chop your braid off and eat it for dinner!

Duo: ::Huggles his braid:: I haven't brought you here for nothing! One of them is bound to know....

Trowa: I don't like it here....it's too quiet, i hate that

::Duo and Quatre stare at him blankly for a minute::

Trowa: What?

Duo: Nothing.....Trowa you're a crazy freak...

Quatre: No, he's a clown

Duo: ::face faults:: .....Hey! We're here!!!

Trowa: ::Sarcasticly:: Goody

They walk up to a small place with a sign that reads 'The split personalitieZ Shack' Duo Knocks on the door

Quatre: What a name.....What sort of person would name this place 'Split personalitieZ'?

Trowa: *Shrugs*

::Door flys open knocking Duo to the ground:: I would name this place THAT! ::points to the sign then looks down at Duo:: uh....Sorry about that heh heh heh....

Duo: Itai.....::Get's up:: That's okay Une....Actually, we need to ask you about something, Could we come in for a moment?

Quatre: *Blink Blink* Lady Une?

Trowa: *blinkity Blink* Colonel. Une?

Une: Yes! It's me! Now with One Personality! Yes, One! Now, Let's go inside

They all walk into her Club/bar thingy (hehe) and sit down near the stage

Duo: It's nice to see you again Une!

Une: You too! Who told you i owned this place?

Duo: Uh....a friend, He love's these clubs and he's been here a couple of times!

Trowa: Would that friend be you Duo...?

Duo: Um.....No! His name is uh.....Bob! That's it, Bob!

Trowa: Sure Duo....

Une: So anyway, What did you want to ask me about?

Duo: Well, Heero and Wufei have been kidnapped....

Quatre: And Teapot-Sama!

Duo: ....And Teapot-sama.

Une: What?!?! By who??

Trowa: Relena Peacecraft

Une: Relena?! Why the hell would she do such a thing?

Duo: Because she's a psycho bitch, 'Nuff said...

Une: Okay....So what do you want me to do about it? I've got my hands full running this place

Duo: All we want to know is Relena's address...

Quatre: ::All teary eyed:: Could you please tell us Lady Une?

Une: ................No

All three G-boys: WHAT?!?! Why?!

Une: .........Because i don't know

::They all fall down anime style::

Quatre: Duo! Rashid's gonna eat your braid for dinner!!!

Duo: Calm down Q-Man.....

Une: Trieze might know....(Yes he's alive in my fic hahaha!!)

Duo: ::sigh:: alright...where do we have to go to find him?

Une: All you have to do is stay here for a while, He'll be back soon. He's just gone out for a beer with Milliardo

Trowa: This is a bar.....Why didn't they come here?

Une: Well it's not open during the day nimrod!!

Duo: ::Laughing:: Hehehe-Nimrod!-hehehehe

Quatre: ::smacks him upside the head:: Shut up, baka

Une: So anyways, he'll be back soon. So just stay here for a while

Duo: ::rubs his head:: and do what? This is sooooo boring, got any sugar?

Une: No sugar for you....I know how you used to get when you had sugar before a mobile suit battle...

Duo: aw......But this isn't before a mobile suit battle!!

Une: Well.....you're not getting no sugar and that's that!!

Duo: ::Grabs some pixie stix from his pocket:: (Over where i live we call 'em Sherbet straws LoL) ::empties the sugar contents into his mouth, jumps up and starts bouncing around the room::

Quatre: Uh-oh.....he's definately had some sugar intake.....

Duo suddenly jumps up on stange and grabs the mic

Duo: Tee-Heehee!! Tee-heehee! I'd like to dedicate this song to....um.....Well, my friend Bob!! Hehehehehehehe

Trowa: He's gonna sing.....Cover your ears....

Duo starts to sing in a terrible screechy voice



`Don't you ever worry, don't you get too weary. I am always here for you

The future's full of wonder's, Mystery all over in the miracle you have faith

If you keep on dreaming, it sure will come true

The magic spell you chant will solve, and make, all other problems right

Thirsty may you be sometimes, say the magic word and you will have a drink

Hungry may you be sometimes, Just say the magic word and you'll get everything you neeeeeeeeeeeed!!!`



AN: This is from that ANNOYING Magical Girl pretty sammy theme, Don't ask me WHY i picked this part....hehe



*Blink Blink* What the hell is going on here?!

Une: Trieze, You're back! Yay!

::Noin and Milliardo walk in::

Noin: Don't forget about us!.......Hey, What the heck is he doing up there?

They all look up at Duo to see him dancing with the mic

::Sweatdrop::

Une: Duo! Get the hell off that stage right now!

Duo: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees Ma'am!!!! heeheehee! ::Jumps down and falls flat on his face:: Itai....

Trowa: ::takes parts of his Unibang out of his ears:: Has he finished yet?

Quatre: Yeah....Thank uh......Bob

Milliardo: ::Claps:: More More!! Go Duo! I just love Pretty Sammy! Yay!

::Noin smacks Milliardo with a paper fan:: Shut up!!

Milliardo:.....Sowwy...

::dizzily stands up:: Duo: Soooo.......Milliartrieze......Do you got's the secret 'o Chinese Relena's pink hair? ::falls back down:: G'night Y'all.......Wake me up when Pretty Sammy starts...@_@

Milliardo: We will!!

::Noin hits him again::

Trieze: Anyhoo....What was Maxwell talking about?

Quatre: Oh, what he meant to say was.....What's Relena's address?

Trieze: uh.......ask Milliardo...

::Thinking about Pretty Sammy:: Milliardo: heh heh.....Oh, what was that?

Trowa: What's Relena's address Mr. Milliardo?

Milliardo: Um......wait a minute.....it'll come to me.....Who were we talking about again?

Quatre: Your sister!!

Milliardo: Oh yeah! Right!......Her address is....hm....Lemme right it down

Ten minutes pass as Milliardo re-writes the address 20 times just to be sure....

::Hands Quatre a piece of paper:: Milliardo: There ya go, Hope it helps

Quatre: Thankyou, i'm very greatful.....Well, we must be going now!!

Trowa: Shouldn't someone wake Duo up?

Quatre: Hmm.....Nah, Let's leave him!!

Trowa: uh.....Okay, if you're sure

Une: We'll take care of him until he wakes up!

Quatre: When he does wake up, Milliardo please tell him your sister's address so he can try to get there

Milliardo: Um...sure, i think i'll remember.....

Quatre: Thanks again! Bye you guys!

Trowa: ...Bye...

They both walk out and start off down the road

Trowa: uh....Quatre? Where are we actually going?

Quatre: Here, take a look ::hands him the piece of paper::

Trowa starts to read the very small writing.....

My baby sis Relena:

Relena Like Peacecraft

The beautiful palace mansion place

`Pink a la Relena Like Peacecraft the 1st`

A Really big mansion

Pacifist Avenue

L4 Colony

::Raises his visable eyebrow:: Trowa: Weird address....Do you know where Pacifist Avenue is?

Quatre: Yeah, I have a good idea but....

Trowa: But what?

Quatre: We forgot to find the Chinese tea recipe!!!!!



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