Disclaimer A K A The Legal Crap.....which ever hehehe
I don't own Gundam Wing, ©Sotsu Agency, Sunrise. ANB (and all those other guys..) do, so there!
(Pretty obvious there...) BUT i DO own Teapot-sama (Hahaha i can get his autograph allllll the time! ;D) Please ASK before you use him in any fic, siggy or kids magic show, thankyou for your time. I also don't own Sailor Moon (although only some themes are used in this part) And i don't own Vivi and Zidane ;_; Whaaaaa!
Leira: Hmmm....Big finish! Hope it dun't suck too much~!
***Part 6***
So....Quatre and Trowa WALKED alllllll the way back to Quatre's mansion (I feel sorry for them....i didn't give 'em a limo or somethin' LoL) And after a little trouble unlocking the door to Teapot-Sama's room and watching Quatre bawl his eyes out for a couple 'o hours......They found it, Yes. . .They found the Chinese Tea Recipe!!
Quatre: *Sniff* *Sniff* NOW WE MUST RESCUE TEAPOT-SAMA!!
Trowa: um.....Yeah
Rashid: Will you be taking the limo? Or maybe Sandrock to get to that lovely PINK mansion?
Quatre: No Rashid.....We will walk!
Trowa: Actually Quatre, I was thinking we'd take the car....
Quatre: NO NO NO!! I will remember what has happened for the rest of my life....and when i tell me grandchildren about it i want them to know that i WALKED all the way to Relena's mansion!!!
Trowa: The only person that would marry a psycho like you IS a psycho....Dorothy'd be Perfect...
Rashid:::sweatdrop:: I agree....
Trowa: Are you paid to agree?
Rashid: I'm paid in tea leaves...
Trowa: ....Oh...
Quatre: Can we please go now?!?!
Trowa: ....Yeah
So off they go, to Relena's mansion
Dorothy: ::Evil Laugh:: Tea anyone???!
Argh....Now this IS an awful scene. Dorothy has dressed her 'guests' up for a lovely tea party....
Wufei is wearing a frilly pink gown and lots of ribbons and lace (aaaah) and his hair is down and curled with a Pretty bow in it. Heero on the otherhand is wearing a pink schoolgirl's uniform and Dorothy's taken it apon herself to cover Hee-chan's Beautiful face with (yucky) thick make up ::cringes::
They are not in one of the many pink rooms of Relena's mansion anymore, Somehow Dorothy dragged them to the main hall, They are still tied to their chairs with PINK ribbon.
Wufei: O.o Onna!!! What the hell have you done to me......?!!??!
Dorothy: I've given you the best makeover ever!! HeeHeeHee!!! Now, drink your tea before it gets cold!
Wufei: ::stares blankly infront of him:: There is no tea here!! Woman! you're insane i tell you! Insane! Grr.....INJUSTICE!!
Heero: ......
Now....Heero doesn't really need to say anything to show that he's annoyed.....You can tell because he's got that Yui death glare plastered to his face (XD)
Wufei: why did this have to happen?! WHY NATAKU, OH WHY?!?!
Dorothy: Please....Not so loud, you'll scare away all the teacups!!
Wufei: Oh shut up you crazy onna....
Dorothy: Now.....where's MY special teapot?!?!
Dorothy gets up and dances around the room, trying to remember where she left the SPECIAL teapot (Gee.....who could that be i wonder?)
Dorothy: Oh my bob!! It's...it's.....GONE! Relena-sama is going to kill me!! Or even worse.....She's going to de-pink me!aaaaah!!! ::runs out of the room to find da teapot::
Wufei: ::shouts:: Teapot-sama!! Escape while you can! And bring Help!! . Oh nataku.....I'm talking to a teapot...(what's worse.....talking to a teapot or a GUNDAM?!)
But unfortunately.....Teapot-sama hasn't escaped, He's hiding in a small room near the main hall talking to someone.....
Teapot-sama: You have to find them, before it's too late! Please. . . i know we aren't supposed to tell them of their destiny.......But this is awful! I mean..... Pink!! It's the worst evil they could ever face!
Someone: Yes.....I will find them as soon as possible.
Teapot-sama: Don't forget to give them their He-
Someone: ::Interupts:: Yes yes, I know....I'll give them the He- Oh damn! I'm cracking up! This is ::screechy sound blocks out the name:: Over and out! Or something!
Teapot-sama: ::sigh:: I never thought it would come down to this....
Duo: ::yawn:: aaaaah........Hey, Where the heck am i?!
Une: um....Split PersonalitieZ
Duo: Oh yeah.......I remember now, Damn those pixie stix....I didn't do anything stupid did i?
Milliardo: ::prancing around like a lunatic:: Pretty Sammy!!!
Noin: Be quiet! ::Hits him with a candle holder::
Milliardo: Owwie.....Mommy that hurted...
Une: Uh...No Duo, you didn't do anything stupid... ::Thinking:: . . .Because stupid ain't the word for it. . .
Duo: Good ::gets up and looks around:: Heeeey....Where are Quatre 'n Trowa?
Une: They left already...
Duo: What?! With out Shinigami to lead the way?!!
Une: Yes, they left without 'Shinigami' . . .
Milliardo: Duo!! I gotta tell ya something. . .Um..::scratches head:: I forgot what it was.....um.....Oh yeah Quatre said to met 'em at Relena's!
Duo: But i dunno where Relena's is!
Noin: It's been taken care of while Milliardo remembered ::narrows eyes at Milliardo then hands Duo the directions::
Duo: Thanks you guys! Later!! ::shoots off::
Une: Geez....that kid's fast. . .
Quatre: Yay! Nearly there....
Trowa: you're really going to give up the recipe, Quatre?
Quatre: Yeah. . .It's for my teapot, I'll do anything for teapot-sama!
Trowa:. . .well, I don't think Teapot-sama would want you to give up that recipe. . .
Quatre: He would if it was to save his life! and that's just what i'm gonna do!
Trowa: So . . .How are you planning to save him. . .
Quatre: Well i. . .Uh. . .WINNER HEIR!!!!.........?
Trowa: ::sighs:: Gawd...it's like talking to a lion. . .(Um..so you talk to the lions Trowa-kun?)
::Running down the streets of L4:: Duo: Tra la la! Tra la la! ::Looks at the directions:: Hm......Tra la la!!
Someone: Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you! Don't tra la la me!
Duo: ::Stops:: What...? Oh sorry . . .::looks down at what's standing in front of him:: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Someone: Hello Prince Shinigami . . .I am Gun-Kun, Guardian to Prince Spandex. . .
Duo: Prince Shinigami??! Spandex? What the heck are you talking about. . .anyway, WHY are you talking?! Guns don't talk...
Gun-Kun: WELL I'M SPECIAL! ::Cough:: Anyway, I am here for a reason. Teapot- sama, Guardian to Prince PinkBoy is in danger, and so are Prince Justice and his royal highness. . .Prince Spandex, You must take me to them at once!
Duo: Um. . .I have no idea what you're talking about. . .Where do you want me to take you anyway?
Gun-Kun: To Pink Princess' mansion!
Duo: Pink Princess? Sounds like that little bitch to me. . .aw, Hell i might as well take ya there
Gun-kun: Thankyou Prince Shinigami!
Duo: Uh....Just call me Duo, okay Gun-kun?
Gun-Kun: Oh, Yes Prince Shini-I mean Duo. . .Since you still may not understand why you must take me there and why i call you by that name, I will explain again on the way
Duo: Whatever Gun-Kun! ::Picks him up:: I'll take ya there right away!
Finally, Quatre and Trowa are standing outside the huge pink front door to Relena's mansion. . .
Quatre: WooHoo! We're FINALLY here! Just as we ran out of water too . . .
Trowa: Who knew it would take so long....
Quatre: Anyway, Let's go rescue Teapot-sama!
They open the door and walk in to find a very angry Wufei and Heero in their 'Odd' Costume. . .
Quatre: What the- Hahahahahahahahaahahaha!! What *snicker* Happened *snicker* to you guys?!
Wufei: It's not funny!! How would you like it?!
Trowa: I don't think Quatre would mind . . .::laughs::
Quatre: Heeey! Stop being mean!
Wufei: Enough of your chatter! Untie us, NOW!
Quatre: Um....Okay
Quatre walks over to Heero first
Quatre: *Blink Blink* What's wrong with Heero, is he going into shock or something? He's expressionless....
Wufei: you idiot! He's always like that!
Heero: Omae o korosu..
Wufei: Whoa, and there i thought you couldn't talk
Heero: Hn. . .
::Quatre unties Heero and Trowa unties Wufei::
Wufei: Grr.....When i find that onna with those scary 'brows i'm gonna...
Quatre: Did you say...Scary 'brows?
Dorothy: ::walks in:: Somebody call? ::Bats her eyelashes::
Quatre: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ::Hides behind Trowa::
Dorothy: I'm so pleased that you're happy to see me Quatre-Chan, hehe
Quatre: Dorothy!! Give me back my teapot-sama now!
Dorothy: Oh yeah...I almost forgot ::pulls teapot-sama (with pink tape over his mouth) out of one of her 'brows:: You're looking for this precious treasure, ne? Well it's gonna cost ya. . .
Wufei: Oh dammit Onna.....just give him back the teapot so we can all go home and live happily ever after. . .I'm getting a headache!!
Dorothy: I'll give you the teapot back if you. . .Marry me Quatre-chan!!
Quatre: o.o Ahhhhhhh!!!!
::Relena appears in a puff of pink smoke, everybody coughs::
Relena: ::evil voice:: Dorothy. . .That wasn't what i ordered you to do, was it?
Dorothy: Miss Relena, back so soon heh heh. . .::Bows:: I'm very very sorry!! It won't happen again!! Please forgive me!
Wufei: Pah . . .Weak Onna...
Relena: It's fine Dorothy, But i'm very disappointed. . . Our guests have been set free. . .But they aren't totally free yet, Not until they walk out that door!
Dorothy: hahahehehe!! Very true Miss Relena
Relena: Oh i wish you wouldn't call me that Dorothy. . .It's only my undercover name. . .the same with yours you know
Heero: Undercover name? Do you work for Oz??
Relena: ha ha ha. . .No, no, no Heero, Or should i say Prince Spandex?
Heero: what? Prince spandex. . .??
Relena: Oh. . .You don't know, Pity that is because now we'll have to destroy you anyway
Quatre: ::Crying:: I want my teapot!! I want my teapot!
Dorothy: Do not cry Quatre-chan. . .Princes' don't cry
Quatre: I'm not a prince you psycho! I just want my teapot BAAAAAACCCCCCCKKK!!
Relena: You're not getting the teapot back, Not for all the Chinese tea in...uh.....China! bwahahahahahaha!! Now we shall destroy you!
Suddenly the door flys open
Voice: Not so fast!!
Relena and Dorothy: Eh?
Duo: We're gonna stop you, you evil...uh...Evil psycho bitches!!
Gun-kun: Nice touch Duo. . .
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: That gun talks?!?!
Duo: Yeah, and he also sings pretty good
Heero: A talking gun could come in very handy. . .
Gun-Kun: Of course i could Prince Spandex! I am your guardian, Now take these! ::weird looking colourful sticks appear in each of there hands::
Heero: What the hell are we supposed to do with these?
Gun-Kun: Defeat those Evil bitches and save teapot-sama! Just hold your henshin Rod up, and you'll know what to do!
Heero, Duo, Trowa: Hai
Wufei: ::Grumbles:: Heh. . .Fine
Quatre: For teapot-sama. . .
They all hold up their henshin rods and say. . .
Braided Braid Power Make up!
Nataku Justice Power Make up!
Muteness Clown Power Make up!
Ancient Tea Power Make up!
Spandex Prism Power Make up!
And now they are the pretty suited Sailor Soldiers. . .
Sailor Shinigami! ::Poses:: Cool! I gotta scythe!
Sailor Justice! ::Pose:: Dammit.....I have to wear a skirt?! Injustice! Whoops....sorry Nataku!
Sailor Unibang! ::Pose:: . . . .
Sailor PinkBoy ::embarrassed, poses::
And last but definitely not least, The leader . . .
Sailor Spandex! ::Poses:: Hn. . .!
Gun-Kun: Yay! Now go save Teapot-sama from those witches!
Spandex: *+Evil Death Glare Attack!+*
The attack paralyses Dorothy so. . . she can't move (well duh)
Dorothy: Aw Damn!!
Justice: *+Justice Beam!+*
The attack hits Dorothy's hands and Teapot-sama (Unharmed) flies through the air until . . .
PinkBoy: Got it! ::catches Teapot-Sama:: Oh, I'm so glad you're safe! ::hugs him::
Teapot-sama: So am i, thanks for rescuing me and all but . . .You've got a fight to win!
Relena: ::Fuming:: Grrr.......You stupid Senshi!! Trying to foil my evil plans. . .Well, I'm still gonna win the fight! Prissy Princess Power!!
Dorothy: Evil Eyebrows power!
Relena: *Blink Blink* uh. . .::whispers:: The curtain's supposed to go down now ain't it?!
Dorothy: ::whispers back:: Yup . . .Director-San's asleep again i suppose. . .
So they wait in their battle poses for about two minutes then. . .
Leira: Whoops! Sorry 'bout that! heh heh heh. . .::Pulls the curtain down::
Vivi walks across the stage holding a sign that reads "Change in progress, Please stay seated" Just as he's walking off, a bunch of "I chase anything Kawaii" Otaku's stampede towards the 'lil guy and chase him off stage
Vivi: ::Drops the sign and continues running:: Damn! I wish i wasn't so cute! Gah!!
Zidane: ::shouting from the audience:: Go Vivi! I knew that kid would have girls chassin' after him one day . . .::sigh:: They grow up so fast. . .
Leira: I'm pulling up the curtain now!! ::Pulls the curtain up::
Relena, Dorothy AND Hilde are all standing there clad in Sailor Fukus . . .This could only mean one thing. . .
Sailor PinkPrincess!
Sailor EvilEyeBrows!
and. . .
Sailor GermanBitch! (Hey. . .I've got nothing against Germans or anything. . .I just couldn't come up with a really stupid/evil name for Hilde)
Shinigami: Since when did you get here Hilde??
GermanBitch: I've been here all along Duo . . .You just didn't see me
Shinigami: Um. . .Yeah
PinkPrincess: We are the Evil senshi, We will defeat you rookies with ease. . .Just you wait. . .Bwahahahahahahaha!!
EvilEyebrows: After we defeat you nothing will stand in our way! We will rule the universe!
GermanBitch: Um. . .Cheese?
::Everyone looks at her::
GermanBitch: What?! It's not my fault the Director didn't give me some lame speech!
Everybody: -_-
PinkPrincess: Enough talk! Time to die!!
Spandex: But i haven't said my piece yet . . .So I'm gonna
Gun-Kun: uh-oh. . .This is just stupid . . .Um. . .Go Spandex!
Spandex: I will not let you carry out your evil plans!
This Universe doesn't need three dumb Bitches for rulers,
And I'm here to stop you!
I stand for Guns and Ammo!
In the name of all Spandex everywhere, I'll punish Oz and All evil
And THAT mean's you!
Shinigami: Whoa. . .Heero actually sounded Human for a minute there
Spandex: Shut up, Baka
Teapot-sama and Gun-Kun: Go Senshi! Go Senshi!
Pink Princess: Shimmering Limo Power! ::shoots a pink beam at the good senshi::
Justice: You won't get us that easy!
Unibang: *+Clownish Silence+*
An invisable wall (Much like Bob. . .Invisable i mean hehe) appears and reflects the beam
Pink Princess: ::runs around screaming:: aaaaahhhhh!!!! My beautiful pink power used against me!! I won't have it . . .DOROTHY!
EvilEyebrows: Hai Relena. Pointy Eyebrow attack!!
A couple of hundred Sharp pointy eyebrows head towards our Heros. . .
Shinigami: *+Smiley Scythes!+*
Chibi scythes counter the flying eyebrows
Pink Princess: Grrr. . .Hilde doesn't even have an attack. . .Okay. . .Let's use
PP, EE, GB: STALK POWER!! ~¤EVIL BITCH SUPER SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!¤~
Gun-Kun: Whoa. . .If that hit's anything in here it'll instantly shatter, Including us!
::All the scouts run for there lives except Quatre::
PinkBoy: No. . . .You can't ruin the peace you made possible with your own evil plans!! ::screams:: Gawd you're such a bitch! Grrr. . .I'll pay you back for stealing my teapot-sama and just. . .Well, It's your fault i have to wear this damn skirt! +*Teapot-Sama. . .Elimination!!*+
Teapot-sama shatters into a million pieces and the broken china flies towards the evil bitches
Evil Bitches: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gun-Kun: Quickly! We must get out before this stupid mansion collapses!!
Senshi: Right!
Pinkboy: TeeeaaaaaaaaaaapooooooootSaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;
Back at Quatre's mansion, The pilots (Minus Heero) and Gun-kun are watching Quatre bawl his eyes out once again while starring at the broken pieces of china that used to be Teapot-sama
Quatre: Why?!!? WHY BOB WHY?!!?!?!?! Such a cruel fait for such a sweet Teapot! He didn't even do anything wrong! Whhhhhhhhyyyyyy??!?!
Duo: Um. . .Quatre, you were the one who 'destroyed' Teapot-sama by using that attack . . .
Quatre: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
::They all glare at Duo::
Duo: What?! I didn't do nothin'!
Gun-Kun: Quatre . . .There is no way of bringing Teapot-sama back to us. . .I'm very sorry
Quatre: Whaaaa!! My Poor Teapot! I Loved My teapot! Whaaaa!!!! Why meeeeeeeee?!?!
::Heero walks in, STILL in his Sailor Fuku::
Duo: Gawd, I didn't know you liked cross-dressing that much Hee-chan!
Heero: Hn. . .Don't call me that, baka
Gun-Kun: Why haven't you transformed back yet?
Heero: . . .Hn. . .::walks over to Quatre and the pieces of broken china:: This is Teapot-sama, right?
Quatre: H-Hai. . .WAS my special teapot! Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Heero: All right. . .*+Omae O Korosu Pretty Sparkles!*+ (Hmm. . .an attack that brings back to life that has 'Omae o korosu' in? That seems pretty strange. . .hehe
Suddenly, All the pieces reassemble and Teapot-sama appears
Teapot-sama: ::In an incredible Kawaii Voice:: Hey-lo Quatre-Chan! Let's make some tea!
Quatre: Teapot-sama!!! ::huggles his 'lil teapot:: I'm so glad you're alright now!! Arigato Heero!!!!
Heero: . . .Don't mention it. . .::walks out of the room::
Teapot-sama: can we make some tea now? I wanna try the chinese tea recipe!
Quatre: Sure we can make some Tea, Teapot-sama!!
Teapot-sama: Quatre-Chan, you're the bestest friend a teapot could ever have ^_^
Everybody: Awww....
So Quatre and Teapot-sama lived happily ever after, making tea and pouring it on Rashids head for all eternity
~Owari. . .Or is it?~
Wufei: I can't believe you made us wear skirts you weakling!! Now i have a HUGE headache! aaaaaah
Leira: Oh put a sock in it Fei-chan, Its all over now!
Wufei: You can't call me that! Injustice!
Duo: It's all over now. . .?
Leira: Yeah, i think so
Duo: aww....I'm gonna kinda miss this Teapot-sama saga thing
Leira: No, you're gonna miss me giving you sugar Duo ~_^
Duo: Heehee. . .That too
Leira: Well i've paid you all except Heero . . .Hey Heero!!
Duo: he won't hear you, he's probably trying on that spandex fuku again
Leira: *-* Oooooh. . .lemme try an old 'favourite' of Heeros ::clears throat:: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: what, what what?!?!! Where is she?!
Leira: she's dead, ::whispers:: or so you think. Remember?
Heero: Oh yeah, then what did you call me for?!
Leira: Well i've paid everybody apart from you. . .What would you like?
Heero: A new Gun, 5 beam cannons, That Spandex Fuku. . .
Leira: Okay, i get the point! I'll drop it all by your dressing room later
Heero: . . .Thankyou. . .
Duo: Hey, did we really kill off those bitches?
Leira: Uh. . .Um. . .No comment!! Hehehehehe!!!!
Duo: ::whispers:: Zero System Azumi!!
Leira: Well i must be off now, I've gotta start the script for Bishonen Senshi- Whoops . . .Wasn't supposed to say dat ^^;;
Wufei: So you ARE planning to torture us again! Injust-
Leira: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. . .Injustice blah blah blah, Heard it all before. . .But you think that justice crap's gonna stop me???! NO!!
Duo: Ah well . . .Means more sugar for me. . .
Leira: Okay, i SUCK at endings and this was probably my first GW fic, when i started writing this part..i had gotten into Yaoi 'n Yuri for the first time..never decided to include it in this fic though..Oh welps. I've just started the fic that could explain some uh..senshi stuff, seeing as it mostly focuses on that and is what the fic is about -_-;;. It also will have a ton of other anime characters in it! Oh yay for Fushigi Yuugi and Sailor Moon~! xD well....Byeee..
Oh yah..*in a small voice* Pwease review...kay? n.n
I don't own Gundam Wing, ©Sotsu Agency, Sunrise. ANB (and all those other guys..) do, so there!
(Pretty obvious there...) BUT i DO own Teapot-sama (Hahaha i can get his autograph allllll the time! ;D) Please ASK before you use him in any fic, siggy or kids magic show, thankyou for your time. I also don't own Sailor Moon (although only some themes are used in this part) And i don't own Vivi and Zidane ;_; Whaaaaa!
Leira: Hmmm....Big finish! Hope it dun't suck too much~!
***Part 6***
So....Quatre and Trowa WALKED alllllll the way back to Quatre's mansion (I feel sorry for them....i didn't give 'em a limo or somethin' LoL) And after a little trouble unlocking the door to Teapot-Sama's room and watching Quatre bawl his eyes out for a couple 'o hours......They found it, Yes. . .They found the Chinese Tea Recipe!!
Quatre: *Sniff* *Sniff* NOW WE MUST RESCUE TEAPOT-SAMA!!
Trowa: um.....Yeah
Rashid: Will you be taking the limo? Or maybe Sandrock to get to that lovely PINK mansion?
Quatre: No Rashid.....We will walk!
Trowa: Actually Quatre, I was thinking we'd take the car....
Quatre: NO NO NO!! I will remember what has happened for the rest of my life....and when i tell me grandchildren about it i want them to know that i WALKED all the way to Relena's mansion!!!
Trowa: The only person that would marry a psycho like you IS a psycho....Dorothy'd be Perfect...
Rashid:::sweatdrop:: I agree....
Trowa: Are you paid to agree?
Rashid: I'm paid in tea leaves...
Trowa: ....Oh...
Quatre: Can we please go now?!?!
Trowa: ....Yeah
So off they go, to Relena's mansion
Dorothy: ::Evil Laugh:: Tea anyone???!
Argh....Now this IS an awful scene. Dorothy has dressed her 'guests' up for a lovely tea party....
Wufei is wearing a frilly pink gown and lots of ribbons and lace (aaaah) and his hair is down and curled with a Pretty bow in it. Heero on the otherhand is wearing a pink schoolgirl's uniform and Dorothy's taken it apon herself to cover Hee-chan's Beautiful face with (yucky) thick make up ::cringes::
They are not in one of the many pink rooms of Relena's mansion anymore, Somehow Dorothy dragged them to the main hall, They are still tied to their chairs with PINK ribbon.
Wufei: O.o Onna!!! What the hell have you done to me......?!!??!
Dorothy: I've given you the best makeover ever!! HeeHeeHee!!! Now, drink your tea before it gets cold!
Wufei: ::stares blankly infront of him:: There is no tea here!! Woman! you're insane i tell you! Insane! Grr.....INJUSTICE!!
Heero: ......
Now....Heero doesn't really need to say anything to show that he's annoyed.....You can tell because he's got that Yui death glare plastered to his face (XD)
Wufei: why did this have to happen?! WHY NATAKU, OH WHY?!?!
Dorothy: Please....Not so loud, you'll scare away all the teacups!!
Wufei: Oh shut up you crazy onna....
Dorothy: Now.....where's MY special teapot?!?!
Dorothy gets up and dances around the room, trying to remember where she left the SPECIAL teapot (Gee.....who could that be i wonder?)
Dorothy: Oh my bob!! It's...it's.....GONE! Relena-sama is going to kill me!! Or even worse.....She's going to de-pink me!aaaaah!!! ::runs out of the room to find da teapot::
Wufei: ::shouts:: Teapot-sama!! Escape while you can! And bring Help!! . Oh nataku.....I'm talking to a teapot...(what's worse.....talking to a teapot or a GUNDAM?!)
But unfortunately.....Teapot-sama hasn't escaped, He's hiding in a small room near the main hall talking to someone.....
Teapot-sama: You have to find them, before it's too late! Please. . . i know we aren't supposed to tell them of their destiny.......But this is awful! I mean..... Pink!! It's the worst evil they could ever face!
Someone: Yes.....I will find them as soon as possible.
Teapot-sama: Don't forget to give them their He-
Someone: ::Interupts:: Yes yes, I know....I'll give them the He- Oh damn! I'm cracking up! This is ::screechy sound blocks out the name:: Over and out! Or something!
Teapot-sama: ::sigh:: I never thought it would come down to this....
Duo: ::yawn:: aaaaah........Hey, Where the heck am i?!
Une: um....Split PersonalitieZ
Duo: Oh yeah.......I remember now, Damn those pixie stix....I didn't do anything stupid did i?
Milliardo: ::prancing around like a lunatic:: Pretty Sammy!!!
Noin: Be quiet! ::Hits him with a candle holder::
Milliardo: Owwie.....Mommy that hurted...
Une: Uh...No Duo, you didn't do anything stupid... ::Thinking:: . . .Because stupid ain't the word for it. . .
Duo: Good ::gets up and looks around:: Heeeey....Where are Quatre 'n Trowa?
Une: They left already...
Duo: What?! With out Shinigami to lead the way?!!
Une: Yes, they left without 'Shinigami' . . .
Milliardo: Duo!! I gotta tell ya something. . .Um..::scratches head:: I forgot what it was.....um.....Oh yeah Quatre said to met 'em at Relena's!
Duo: But i dunno where Relena's is!
Noin: It's been taken care of while Milliardo remembered ::narrows eyes at Milliardo then hands Duo the directions::
Duo: Thanks you guys! Later!! ::shoots off::
Une: Geez....that kid's fast. . .
Quatre: Yay! Nearly there....
Trowa: you're really going to give up the recipe, Quatre?
Quatre: Yeah. . .It's for my teapot, I'll do anything for teapot-sama!
Trowa:. . .well, I don't think Teapot-sama would want you to give up that recipe. . .
Quatre: He would if it was to save his life! and that's just what i'm gonna do!
Trowa: So . . .How are you planning to save him. . .
Quatre: Well i. . .Uh. . .WINNER HEIR!!!!.........?
Trowa: ::sighs:: Gawd...it's like talking to a lion. . .(Um..so you talk to the lions Trowa-kun?)
::Running down the streets of L4:: Duo: Tra la la! Tra la la! ::Looks at the directions:: Hm......Tra la la!!
Someone: Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you! Don't tra la la me!
Duo: ::Stops:: What...? Oh sorry . . .::looks down at what's standing in front of him:: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Someone: Hello Prince Shinigami . . .I am Gun-Kun, Guardian to Prince Spandex. . .
Duo: Prince Shinigami??! Spandex? What the heck are you talking about. . .anyway, WHY are you talking?! Guns don't talk...
Gun-Kun: WELL I'M SPECIAL! ::Cough:: Anyway, I am here for a reason. Teapot- sama, Guardian to Prince PinkBoy is in danger, and so are Prince Justice and his royal highness. . .Prince Spandex, You must take me to them at once!
Duo: Um. . .I have no idea what you're talking about. . .Where do you want me to take you anyway?
Gun-Kun: To Pink Princess' mansion!
Duo: Pink Princess? Sounds like that little bitch to me. . .aw, Hell i might as well take ya there
Gun-kun: Thankyou Prince Shinigami!
Duo: Uh....Just call me Duo, okay Gun-kun?
Gun-Kun: Oh, Yes Prince Shini-I mean Duo. . .Since you still may not understand why you must take me there and why i call you by that name, I will explain again on the way
Duo: Whatever Gun-Kun! ::Picks him up:: I'll take ya there right away!
Finally, Quatre and Trowa are standing outside the huge pink front door to Relena's mansion. . .
Quatre: WooHoo! We're FINALLY here! Just as we ran out of water too . . .
Trowa: Who knew it would take so long....
Quatre: Anyway, Let's go rescue Teapot-sama!
They open the door and walk in to find a very angry Wufei and Heero in their 'Odd' Costume. . .
Quatre: What the- Hahahahahahahahaahahaha!! What *snicker* Happened *snicker* to you guys?!
Wufei: It's not funny!! How would you like it?!
Trowa: I don't think Quatre would mind . . .::laughs::
Quatre: Heeey! Stop being mean!
Wufei: Enough of your chatter! Untie us, NOW!
Quatre: Um....Okay
Quatre walks over to Heero first
Quatre: *Blink Blink* What's wrong with Heero, is he going into shock or something? He's expressionless....
Wufei: you idiot! He's always like that!
Heero: Omae o korosu..
Wufei: Whoa, and there i thought you couldn't talk
Heero: Hn. . .
::Quatre unties Heero and Trowa unties Wufei::
Wufei: Grr.....When i find that onna with those scary 'brows i'm gonna...
Quatre: Did you say...Scary 'brows?
Dorothy: ::walks in:: Somebody call? ::Bats her eyelashes::
Quatre: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ::Hides behind Trowa::
Dorothy: I'm so pleased that you're happy to see me Quatre-Chan, hehe
Quatre: Dorothy!! Give me back my teapot-sama now!
Dorothy: Oh yeah...I almost forgot ::pulls teapot-sama (with pink tape over his mouth) out of one of her 'brows:: You're looking for this precious treasure, ne? Well it's gonna cost ya. . .
Wufei: Oh dammit Onna.....just give him back the teapot so we can all go home and live happily ever after. . .I'm getting a headache!!
Dorothy: I'll give you the teapot back if you. . .Marry me Quatre-chan!!
Quatre: o.o Ahhhhhhh!!!!
::Relena appears in a puff of pink smoke, everybody coughs::
Relena: ::evil voice:: Dorothy. . .That wasn't what i ordered you to do, was it?
Dorothy: Miss Relena, back so soon heh heh. . .::Bows:: I'm very very sorry!! It won't happen again!! Please forgive me!
Wufei: Pah . . .Weak Onna...
Relena: It's fine Dorothy, But i'm very disappointed. . . Our guests have been set free. . .But they aren't totally free yet, Not until they walk out that door!
Dorothy: hahahehehe!! Very true Miss Relena
Relena: Oh i wish you wouldn't call me that Dorothy. . .It's only my undercover name. . .the same with yours you know
Heero: Undercover name? Do you work for Oz??
Relena: ha ha ha. . .No, no, no Heero, Or should i say Prince Spandex?
Heero: what? Prince spandex. . .??
Relena: Oh. . .You don't know, Pity that is because now we'll have to destroy you anyway
Quatre: ::Crying:: I want my teapot!! I want my teapot!
Dorothy: Do not cry Quatre-chan. . .Princes' don't cry
Quatre: I'm not a prince you psycho! I just want my teapot BAAAAAACCCCCCCKKK!!
Relena: You're not getting the teapot back, Not for all the Chinese tea in...uh.....China! bwahahahahahaha!! Now we shall destroy you!
Suddenly the door flys open
Voice: Not so fast!!
Relena and Dorothy: Eh?
Duo: We're gonna stop you, you evil...uh...Evil psycho bitches!!
Gun-kun: Nice touch Duo. . .
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: That gun talks?!?!
Duo: Yeah, and he also sings pretty good
Heero: A talking gun could come in very handy. . .
Gun-Kun: Of course i could Prince Spandex! I am your guardian, Now take these! ::weird looking colourful sticks appear in each of there hands::
Heero: What the hell are we supposed to do with these?
Gun-Kun: Defeat those Evil bitches and save teapot-sama! Just hold your henshin Rod up, and you'll know what to do!
Heero, Duo, Trowa: Hai
Wufei: ::Grumbles:: Heh. . .Fine
Quatre: For teapot-sama. . .
They all hold up their henshin rods and say. . .
Braided Braid Power Make up!
Nataku Justice Power Make up!
Muteness Clown Power Make up!
Ancient Tea Power Make up!
Spandex Prism Power Make up!
And now they are the pretty suited Sailor Soldiers. . .
Sailor Shinigami! ::Poses:: Cool! I gotta scythe!
Sailor Justice! ::Pose:: Dammit.....I have to wear a skirt?! Injustice! Whoops....sorry Nataku!
Sailor Unibang! ::Pose:: . . . .
Sailor PinkBoy ::embarrassed, poses::
And last but definitely not least, The leader . . .
Sailor Spandex! ::Poses:: Hn. . .!
Gun-Kun: Yay! Now go save Teapot-sama from those witches!
Spandex: *+Evil Death Glare Attack!+*
The attack paralyses Dorothy so. . . she can't move (well duh)
Dorothy: Aw Damn!!
Justice: *+Justice Beam!+*
The attack hits Dorothy's hands and Teapot-sama (Unharmed) flies through the air until . . .
PinkBoy: Got it! ::catches Teapot-Sama:: Oh, I'm so glad you're safe! ::hugs him::
Teapot-sama: So am i, thanks for rescuing me and all but . . .You've got a fight to win!
Relena: ::Fuming:: Grrr.......You stupid Senshi!! Trying to foil my evil plans. . .Well, I'm still gonna win the fight! Prissy Princess Power!!
Dorothy: Evil Eyebrows power!
Relena: *Blink Blink* uh. . .::whispers:: The curtain's supposed to go down now ain't it?!
Dorothy: ::whispers back:: Yup . . .Director-San's asleep again i suppose. . .
So they wait in their battle poses for about two minutes then. . .
Leira: Whoops! Sorry 'bout that! heh heh heh. . .::Pulls the curtain down::
Vivi walks across the stage holding a sign that reads "Change in progress, Please stay seated" Just as he's walking off, a bunch of "I chase anything Kawaii" Otaku's stampede towards the 'lil guy and chase him off stage
Vivi: ::Drops the sign and continues running:: Damn! I wish i wasn't so cute! Gah!!
Zidane: ::shouting from the audience:: Go Vivi! I knew that kid would have girls chassin' after him one day . . .::sigh:: They grow up so fast. . .
Leira: I'm pulling up the curtain now!! ::Pulls the curtain up::
Relena, Dorothy AND Hilde are all standing there clad in Sailor Fukus . . .This could only mean one thing. . .
Sailor PinkPrincess!
Sailor EvilEyeBrows!
and. . .
Sailor GermanBitch! (Hey. . .I've got nothing against Germans or anything. . .I just couldn't come up with a really stupid/evil name for Hilde)
Shinigami: Since when did you get here Hilde??
GermanBitch: I've been here all along Duo . . .You just didn't see me
Shinigami: Um. . .Yeah
PinkPrincess: We are the Evil senshi, We will defeat you rookies with ease. . .Just you wait. . .Bwahahahahahahaha!!
EvilEyebrows: After we defeat you nothing will stand in our way! We will rule the universe!
GermanBitch: Um. . .Cheese?
::Everyone looks at her::
GermanBitch: What?! It's not my fault the Director didn't give me some lame speech!
Everybody: -_-
PinkPrincess: Enough talk! Time to die!!
Spandex: But i haven't said my piece yet . . .So I'm gonna
Gun-Kun: uh-oh. . .This is just stupid . . .Um. . .Go Spandex!
Spandex: I will not let you carry out your evil plans!
This Universe doesn't need three dumb Bitches for rulers,
And I'm here to stop you!
I stand for Guns and Ammo!
In the name of all Spandex everywhere, I'll punish Oz and All evil
And THAT mean's you!
Shinigami: Whoa. . .Heero actually sounded Human for a minute there
Spandex: Shut up, Baka
Teapot-sama and Gun-Kun: Go Senshi! Go Senshi!
Pink Princess: Shimmering Limo Power! ::shoots a pink beam at the good senshi::
Justice: You won't get us that easy!
Unibang: *+Clownish Silence+*
An invisable wall (Much like Bob. . .Invisable i mean hehe) appears and reflects the beam
Pink Princess: ::runs around screaming:: aaaaahhhhh!!!! My beautiful pink power used against me!! I won't have it . . .DOROTHY!
EvilEyebrows: Hai Relena. Pointy Eyebrow attack!!
A couple of hundred Sharp pointy eyebrows head towards our Heros. . .
Shinigami: *+Smiley Scythes!+*
Chibi scythes counter the flying eyebrows
Pink Princess: Grrr. . .Hilde doesn't even have an attack. . .Okay. . .Let's use
PP, EE, GB: STALK POWER!! ~¤EVIL BITCH SUPER SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!¤~
Gun-Kun: Whoa. . .If that hit's anything in here it'll instantly shatter, Including us!
::All the scouts run for there lives except Quatre::
PinkBoy: No. . . .You can't ruin the peace you made possible with your own evil plans!! ::screams:: Gawd you're such a bitch! Grrr. . .I'll pay you back for stealing my teapot-sama and just. . .Well, It's your fault i have to wear this damn skirt! +*Teapot-Sama. . .Elimination!!*+
Teapot-sama shatters into a million pieces and the broken china flies towards the evil bitches
Evil Bitches: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gun-Kun: Quickly! We must get out before this stupid mansion collapses!!
Senshi: Right!
Pinkboy: TeeeaaaaaaaaaaapooooooootSaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;
Back at Quatre's mansion, The pilots (Minus Heero) and Gun-kun are watching Quatre bawl his eyes out once again while starring at the broken pieces of china that used to be Teapot-sama
Quatre: Why?!!? WHY BOB WHY?!!?!?!?! Such a cruel fait for such a sweet Teapot! He didn't even do anything wrong! Whhhhhhhhyyyyyy??!?!
Duo: Um. . .Quatre, you were the one who 'destroyed' Teapot-sama by using that attack . . .
Quatre: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
::They all glare at Duo::
Duo: What?! I didn't do nothin'!
Gun-Kun: Quatre . . .There is no way of bringing Teapot-sama back to us. . .I'm very sorry
Quatre: Whaaaa!! My Poor Teapot! I Loved My teapot! Whaaaa!!!! Why meeeeeeeee?!?!
::Heero walks in, STILL in his Sailor Fuku::
Duo: Gawd, I didn't know you liked cross-dressing that much Hee-chan!
Heero: Hn. . .Don't call me that, baka
Gun-Kun: Why haven't you transformed back yet?
Heero: . . .Hn. . .::walks over to Quatre and the pieces of broken china:: This is Teapot-sama, right?
Quatre: H-Hai. . .WAS my special teapot! Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Heero: All right. . .*+Omae O Korosu Pretty Sparkles!*+ (Hmm. . .an attack that brings back to life that has 'Omae o korosu' in? That seems pretty strange. . .hehe
Suddenly, All the pieces reassemble and Teapot-sama appears
Teapot-sama: ::In an incredible Kawaii Voice:: Hey-lo Quatre-Chan! Let's make some tea!
Quatre: Teapot-sama!!! ::huggles his 'lil teapot:: I'm so glad you're alright now!! Arigato Heero!!!!
Heero: . . .Don't mention it. . .::walks out of the room::
Teapot-sama: can we make some tea now? I wanna try the chinese tea recipe!
Quatre: Sure we can make some Tea, Teapot-sama!!
Teapot-sama: Quatre-Chan, you're the bestest friend a teapot could ever have ^_^
Everybody: Awww....
So Quatre and Teapot-sama lived happily ever after, making tea and pouring it on Rashids head for all eternity
~Owari. . .Or is it?~
Wufei: I can't believe you made us wear skirts you weakling!! Now i have a HUGE headache! aaaaaah
Leira: Oh put a sock in it Fei-chan, Its all over now!
Wufei: You can't call me that! Injustice!
Duo: It's all over now. . .?
Leira: Yeah, i think so
Duo: aww....I'm gonna kinda miss this Teapot-sama saga thing
Leira: No, you're gonna miss me giving you sugar Duo ~_^
Duo: Heehee. . .That too
Leira: Well i've paid you all except Heero . . .Hey Heero!!
Duo: he won't hear you, he's probably trying on that spandex fuku again
Leira: *-* Oooooh. . .lemme try an old 'favourite' of Heeros ::clears throat:: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: what, what what?!?!! Where is she?!
Leira: she's dead, ::whispers:: or so you think. Remember?
Heero: Oh yeah, then what did you call me for?!
Leira: Well i've paid everybody apart from you. . .What would you like?
Heero: A new Gun, 5 beam cannons, That Spandex Fuku. . .
Leira: Okay, i get the point! I'll drop it all by your dressing room later
Heero: . . .Thankyou. . .
Duo: Hey, did we really kill off those bitches?
Leira: Uh. . .Um. . .No comment!! Hehehehehe!!!!
Duo: ::whispers:: Zero System Azumi!!
Leira: Well i must be off now, I've gotta start the script for Bishonen Senshi- Whoops . . .Wasn't supposed to say dat ^^;;
Wufei: So you ARE planning to torture us again! Injust-
Leira: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. . .Injustice blah blah blah, Heard it all before. . .But you think that justice crap's gonna stop me???! NO!!
Duo: Ah well . . .Means more sugar for me. . .
Leira: Okay, i SUCK at endings and this was probably my first GW fic, when i started writing this part..i had gotten into Yaoi 'n Yuri for the first time..never decided to include it in this fic though..Oh welps. I've just started the fic that could explain some uh..senshi stuff, seeing as it mostly focuses on that and is what the fic is about -_-;;. It also will have a ton of other anime characters in it! Oh yay for Fushigi Yuugi and Sailor Moon~! xD well....Byeee..
Oh yah..*in a small voice* Pwease review...kay? n.n
