Dairy Entry: Saturday Morning
DATE: 02/10/01

Last night I got about 1/2 of my list done before Mew came in and got into a fight with Mewtwo. Since I know that I have not typed any of the previous entries, I'll just sum up all of the important Pokemon I have. As you may have already guessed I have Mewtwo and Mew, I also have a Rapidash named Starbuck (after Starbuck on Battle Star Galatica), an annoying Pikachu, an orphaned Charmander, and a Pidgeot. Those are just my battle Pokemon that I carry with me. I also have a Pikablue and a Cycat, in addition to several other drifters.

Now your thrying to figure out how I have a Pikablue, when it does not exist. For any fanatics out their you will remember the first movie. In it the Pokemon Marill was not called the but Pikablue instead. Sometimes when a story is written such as let's just say Animorphs you do have other stories that are scrapped and never published. Even so that story may have already crated a separate time line instead. Trunks' time travel is a good example. When he was traveling he created an alternate universe one where Goku did not die of that heart virus and was instead killed by Cell. In addition to that time line Cell was from another where Trunks had killed the Androids, but Cell was able to kill Trunks. After Cell was killed in the time line where Goku died, Trunks had to be wished back and then killed both Androids and Cell, of course that was only one of the many time lines that was created. When Trunks traveled to the future, he may have made another time line where Gohan was killed with everyone else so that Trunks was never taught and may have never come to the future to save everyone.

Those are just some of the many examples of what could have happened, which is just one of the reasons I will not be traveling in time. If your still confused as to parallel universes see my stories: 'Age of Darkness, World of Light' ; and 'Shattered Reality, Shattered Dreams', whenever I get them finished.

Back to what happened today, I got up and got myself some breakfast, nothing to interesting. Then I sat down to watch TV. Mewtwo just had to sit next to me and watch.

"You know you forgot to tell them what Cycat is."

"Fine." Did you guess who just came into the room? But for once he's right. Cycat is about the size of a large house cat. When she evolves she will be called Celeste and will be equal to Mewtwo and Mew in power. Both Cycat and Celeste are Psychic. In this type of Pokemon their can be eater male or female. They will have kittens when they reach their final evolution, Celeste, at least the females will. Only about 100 Psycat are still alive and if they want a trainer they will fallow them until they decide if the trainer is worthy of them. It's a long story as to how I go that cat, so I'll save it for a another entree.

As I was saying I sat down with Mewtwo next to me and put on Digimon, yes I know that's pitiful. I get both east and west so first I put it on 388 or Fox East and checked out that show. After about 15 minuets I put it on 389 or Fox West and left it on Digimon on that network. It was an eppy "Ha, so sue me!" that had all of these Digimon that were bugs. Mewtwo voiced what I was thinking.

"Those Digimon look like Scyther!"

I always knew that Digimon was just a cheap rip off of Pokemon. This just proved my fact, I mean when you have a Pokemon that even says it, it must be true.

"You do know you just put Saiyans instead of says." My faithful editor.

As I was saying, "Go sit in the corner and stop reading over my shoulder!", anyway during this show I went back to 388 to watch some of the other show and got Mewtwo upset. When I turned it back the DigiDestine with Ken were trying to stop the woman with the stupid flute, don't ask me all of the names and if your one of these people who can't stand it when authors spell names wrong you may want to stop reading now. I'm going to slaughter the names in Tenchi Universe when I get there but that's getting ahead of my self. Back to the show, when it got to the point where Stingmon attacked Exveemon and then Digmon joined in Mewtwo got really upset, he kept repeating about how this was coping 'his' movie with the whole Pokemon fighting Pokemon thing or as I like to call it Brother my Brother (listen to that song).

After we got over that little thing with the Digimon vs. Digimon, Mewtwo noticed how they were Digivolving. All of this Digi is getting on my nerves, "I could always type it for you." One minute.

"How? Have you looked at your fingers?"

"Well if your going to be that way, you don't mind if I delete Destroyers chapter 4?"

"Do and die."

He looked at me and then put my disk down. Mewtwo walked over to behind me so he could read what I was typing, this should be fun. What my favorite cat had noticed was the fact that Kari and T.K.'s Digimon were Digi Armor Energizing rather than Digivolving, while the rest of the Digimon were Digivolving. Also he noticed I was keeping a journal of everything he said and we had the following conversation:

"What is it with you, and every time you think about it you write down what I do? By the way, why am I sitting here watching Digimon?"

"Because I don't get WB all the time. It could be worse."

"How?"

"I could put on Monster Rancher."

That shut him up for a while, until the DigiDestine were recording the flute to use it against the woman. Then suddenly he noticed Surrymon. Surrymon is an insect we think, we have been wrong. So of cores I get 'You know Surrymon should have been effected.' As we were watching it I had some thoughts. On of them being that Digimon, like Pokemon has gotten stupider. Mewtwo agrees with me. Another stray thought, who would win Lugia or Mewtwo. That I did not tell the cat, but since he is right behind me he now knows. Who cares what he knows . For my own sanity, or what little remains I'm going to now type this like it is going on now, you know like a flashback.

Suddenly the DigiDestine came up with a plan, and some weird Digimon that looked a lot like Mummra showed up. TV show trivia: Hey everybody, did you know Thunder Cats is Anime? I changed the channel to Cartoon Network and was able to catch the last few moments of Thunder Cats. After that the show that I was trying to watch came on.

"What do you mean your watching 'Tenchi Universe', we are going to Mons to Tenchi. Have you lost your mind?"

Eppy 18? Yesterday I was watching Episode 8, today "No Need for a Ghost", like I really need that. We watched for a little while until Reoky came on. Now remember what I said about the names.

"I want Reoky!"

"Like you don't have enough cat's around here."

From that scene it went to one with the young girl wearing a new dress. "Blue hair and a blue dress do not go together."

"Presenting Mewtwo, the Anime critic."

"Whashu" (Sorry that's as close to the spelling as I can come, it's the person with the pink hair, the inventor) "Where do they come up with these names?" Mewtwo, of course. He can't spell any of these names, I asked him.

"Tell me your not watching Dragon Ball Z."

Suddenly a Toonami commercial came on, the one where they show all of the drawings. The cat ignored it for the large part until I sat up and said one word he had been dreading, "Trunks." What can I say, they showed a pic of Trunks?

"Why do I have a feeling you were able to tell what episode those quoits were from during the commercial? By the way, why are you including me in that list, I mean 'this is a cat'? I am not a cat."

I tried to tell him he was a cat, but he hushed me when the show came back on and then asked one thing I will never forgive him for, "Do you mind if I kill Trunks?"

I ignored him and trued to watch the show until he noticed one thing that I already knew, "She has a tail?!"

My response, "So what you have a tail?"

"But she's. Never mind."

We watched some more until, "What is it with all these princesses and princes on TV," (fill in the name for the Tenchi princesses), "and then their Serena, on other shows there's Vegita and Trunks."

Tenchi goes off and Mewtwo runs from the room. Why? DBZ time!!! Mewtwo came into the room some where in the middle of the episode, about the part where Dr. Gero is flying off and Vegita goes after him (This is the episode right before 'More Androids?!', I have the name on tape I just don't feel like checking it). Anyway when Mewtwo came back in he found Mew on the couch next to me and Cycat in my lap. He stormed out mad and I did not see him again until I got ready to type this.

"By the way Mewtwo, Saiyans are born with tails."

Mewtwo just scrawled at me.

Four pages?! I'd better stop, I just have one thing to announce. (Mewtwo groans from behind me) This time next week Mewtwo and I will be reporting from the DBZ world, hopefully, and I'll see if I can get a new Pokemon movie, Mewtwo Vs. Vegita or Piccolo. Does it matter as long as they can beat up Mewtwo?

Got to go and stop Mewtwo from erasing my "History of Trunks" tape. Showndra Ridge.