Tales from the potato and the rabbit: Things you would never catch someone in Ella Enchanted saying.





Dame Olga: " Ella, darling, you look so tired. Why don't you go take a rest and I'll finish up your chores."

Hattie: " Look what the orthodontist did for me!"

Olive: " one plus one equals two."

Char: " Hattie, you ravishing creature!"

Ella: " Hattie, my mother's necklace is Just your color! Olive, by the way, a white cake is baking for you in the oven!"

Sir Peter: "Call now at 1-800-family on for tips on how to be a better father."

Mandy: " And now, starting at 99.99$, I can turn that nasty friends into sunflowers."

Lucinda: " Oops, I did it again. I made two people be more then just friends."

SEEf: "Honey! I picked up some broccoli for dinner on the way home!"

Hattie: " Crest: a world of smiles"

Ella: You know, Areida, I never really noticed how good looking Slannen is......."

Olive: "Ella, since you are poor, I have decided to give you some money."

Sir Stephan: " Every time I see a Ogre, I want to grab him and squeeze him to pieces! The poor creatures----- unwanted----unloved-- outcasts in society! Oh it does make me *sniff* want to* sniff* cry."







Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Faerie_gurl plunges through the night, ravaging the Ella Enchanted area with * gasp* humorous fics! Where will she stop?? Who will be her next victim? Tamora Pierce? Harry Potter? Fantasy? Fairy Tales? Poetry? Or will it be a little bit of all. * cackles like an insane little butterfly. Imagine a butterfly beating it's wings madly and cackling insanely---- kinda of funny, huh, and it's what I look like right now, cackling insanely at my own lame jokes. Ok, I'm scaring myself again. This, my friends, is what happens when Kira, A.k.a. Faerie_gurl stays up late and eats lots of chocolate and writes fanfic stories. Chaos is born . Oh god, I'm talking in 3rd person again. People, occasionally when my mind starts swallowing me up, it's a good idea to pull me out. Anyway, review, dig or dis as I always say. If you don't like it, I'm going to post more anyway, so tough it out. Actually, please like it. I can't stand it when people give me helpful criticism. Tell me you love it then you may criticize me. Oh, and I mean no offense to any of the characters( except for Hattie. Take it all, honey) Ok, there is an end to my mindless ramblings.Hope everyone understands late night chocolate syndrome, which is known to cause insanity among many people( I know 2!). anyway, review.