Title: X-Files
Date: 03/24/01

I watched the X-Files with Mewtwo, don't ask me why he was watching with me.

"You do know both of those guys are stupid, right?" Mewtwo asked.

The two men had a Jene and where making their last wish. Since one of them was in a well chair it should it should have been obvious that they should wish for his legs to work. Instead the one wished he was invisible.

The man then preceded to run out of the house and got hit by a truck. Scully come into a morgue to the autopsy on this 'Invisible Man'.

"His name isn't Darien Fawkes, is it?" Mew asked when she curled up on my lap, like a normal cat.

"Nope."

The scene switched to the man wishing his brother back.

"It's DBZ! They had to make something like DBZ." Mewtwo screamed.

After Mewtwo finished freaking out we watched the dude wish for his brother to talk. The only problem with that accomplished was making the dude scream. As he was about to make his last wish, the brother, who was cold, turned on the gas oven. He then struck a match that blew up the house. The explosion killed both brothers.

Enter Mulder and Scully finding the now visible corps that had disappeared from the morgue.

"Dragon, Dragon. Rock the Dragon, Dragon Ball X." Mewtwo sang softly.

On the screen Mulder was about o make his first wish.

"Um, you forgot something." Cycat said. She was watching me type this up. I looked back at what I had written and realized what it was.

Everyone who made wishes with the Jene died. As it turned out the Jene had been a girl in 1500 France. She found a Jene and had made her wishes: A heard of Mule, Sack of everlasting turnips, and an long and powerful life. The Jene had made her into a Jene.

As I was saying Mulder got ready to make his wish. Which was for piece on earth. That made everyone one earth, other than Mulder and the Jene to disappear.

"Now that would be good." Mewtwo said.

"You would finally be rid of us, right?" Cycat demand.

"No DBZ." Mewtwo replied.

On the screen Mulder had just made the wish of no first wish.

"Now that's stupid." Mewtwo said.

"Why?" Mew asked.

"He should have brought in everyone that he wanted into his world only."

"Not everyone has a portal." I said.

Murder made his last wish, for the Jene to become human.

"Well that was nice." Mew said.

"He should have wished for more wishes." Cycat said.

"And now the Dragon Balls scatter." Mewtwo said as the X-Files went off.