Title: Mewtwo vs. Nair
Date: 03/25/01

Try not to laugh as you read this.

I had this bottle of Nair in the bathroom. I don't use it any more but I still had it sitting on the shelf. Notice I said had.

It all stared out nicely enough. Mewtwo and I went down to my pond to check on my beavers. We sat and watched the beavers work on their dam for a couple of minuets. All of a sudden one of them saw us. It ran and attacked Mewtwo. Mewtwo tried to fight the beaver but I stopped him, I did not want the beaver hurt. Mewtwo finally used Instant Transmission and got out of there. It left the poor beaver hanging in the air. It fell to the ground and looked at me. I felt so sorry for it. The beaver went back to work on the dam and I walked back up to my house only stopping to check on the portal. It still had the error message on the screen. (See 'Reborn')

At the house Mewtwo was getting something to put on the cuts. He gave me a dirty look.

"What?" I asked.

"Did you know beavers attacked?"

"I thought they were nice."

I checked 'Encarta' and as it turned out they defend their property. I told Mewtwo and he stormed out of the house. From there his day only got worse.

When Mewtwo came in Mew and several of the others were watching HuaMei's Bardock movie. She has the Japanese sub-titled. I have the FUNimation version. They were taking notes on the differences. If I can get the list from them I'll put it up. Mewtwo stormed out once again, and this time I followed him.

He started to walk back down to the pond. I think he may have wanted a rematch with the beaver. I just don't know what goes on in his head sometimes. He never made it down there, we ran into Trunks and Vegeta instead. (Lilly is shouting 'Veggie' as she reads this, I'm betting.) It would not have been bad if it had been Trunks, we have meant on several occasions, but Vegeta has a thing against Mewtwo. {Must have been that whole Metronome incident in Reborn.}

Mewtwo and Vegeta got ready to fight, when Cycat came by. That distracted both of them enough that Trunks was able to get in-between them. Cycat made Mewtwo leave and we walked down to the portal. I hugged Trunks and said good-bye to him and Vegeta. {FYI Future Trunks.}

Ten minutes later I found Mewtwo trying to blow up my TV. Mew and Alakazam used Teleportation on him, in an attempt to save Bardock, and they took Mewtwo to the Danger Room. I later found out they tried several attacks on him. They got Pikablue to stop the tape so they would not miss any of it.

I went to my kitchen and got something to eat. This is my house after all. I looked out of the window that overlooks my horse's pasture and mumble 'darn' under my breath. Standing in the field was Piccolo and Gohan. {This is turning into a very bad corny, crossover. FYI lately since I have been watching too much DBZ (and to annoy Hawkboy) I've started saying Darn.} I did the only thing I could do and called Lilly Aqua Forest and HuaMei. They agreed to come over and see if they could help me find the problem. Alakazam went to pick up Lilly and Mew left to get HuaMei. That left me with one last problem, how do I get Piccolo and Gohan out of my pasture.

I did the only thing I could and walked down their and called to them.

"Gohan is that you?"

"Who are you?" Gohan asked.

"Don't you remember me? The girl with Duncan, another girl, and a annoying cat."

Piccolo looked at me for a second. "Showndra?"

"Piccolo remembers me, you still don't Gohan?"

"Now I do, how have you been?"

Suddenly from behind me "Piccolo, Gohan how have you been?"

Turns out HuaMei and Lilly had arrived. The two Z-fighters turned and looked at my friends. We walked to the portal and found Mewtwo there locked in a deadly battle with the beaver. And what was embarrassing wad that the beaver was winning. Piccolo and Gohan helped Mewtwo get the beaver off of him, then they left.

I walked back to the house stopping along the way to pick-up Lilly and HuaMei who had fallen on the ground laughing. Mewtwo flew somewhere, maybe he went to go challenge a sparrow or barn swallow.

It was decided that due to how weird the day had been HuaMei and Lilly would spend the night. (I also think HuaMei wanted to see how her tapes were since I'm making all of these copes for people, and she hasn't seen them since the 17.)

We went in the house and tried to relax.

About half an hour later Mewtwo came back and sat on the porch. Several minutes later We heard "Picka Picka." My Pikachu was looking at me from the floor. We ran out side and found Ash Ketchum, {Time to scream.}, and Misty. Mewtwo was in the air above them powering up a Metronome. {Did I ever mention Mewtwo hates his world. I mentioned it in 'Reborn'.}

"Mew, Cycat here now!" I screamed. My two loyal Pokemon showed up and looked at me like I had lost my mind. "Would you mind not letting Mewtwo kill Ash and Misty?"

"What?!" Ash screamed. He turned and saw Mewtwo. "I've seen that Pokemon before."

The air filled with an energy and everyone on my property was knocked unconscious. Fifteen minutes later we woke-up and the Pokemon trainers were gone. Mewtwo looked at all of us and said he was going to take a shower. That's when his trouble really began.

HuaMei, Lilly, and I were all watching TV when from the bathroom we heard a scream. We ran into the kitchen and found Mewtwo with a towel around his body. He glared at me and asked a question I will always remember.

"Did you know there was a bottle of Nair on the shelf?"

Mewtwo had used the Nair like you would use shampoo and now had no hair on his body. It takes about a month for the hair to grow back so now I have to deal with a hairless cat. My only problem is every time I see him I start to laugh, and that makes him mad. So I may not see him for the month.