FANATIC
SeSe: And we're back for the second installment of FANATIC. The show that lets screaming fangirls...yeah that entire intro thing. Today's screaming fangirl is Arashi. She requested to be on this show in order to meet the man of HER dreams-
Arashi: GEO!!! =^_^=
SeSe: Yeah. And I was lucky I wasn't fired yesterday for letting Rei meet two of her bishounen and making everyone complain to my boss...But that's another story. I'm looking forward to meeting Geo myself...he has a FRIEND I'd like to meet. **evil smile** Ehe...
Jim: Good...maybe if she likes this guy she'll leave ME alone...
SeSe: Hey! I heard that! =.\_/.=
Jim: WHAT? You hog-tied me, woman!!
SeSe: Well, SORRY! You're just so CUTE!
Jim: =~_~= mou! You are evil.
SeSe: Yes, I know. Anyway, off we go to meet the NSX out in space! Our driver isn't Juunanagou today because he said he had another driving job to take care of. I don't even want to know what it is.
A large van with a sign reading "Just Married" drives very quickly and unevenly by behind SeSe. In the car is Rei and Yamato who are now married and Juunanagou who is driving like a maniac as usual.
Studio Audience: WOOOO!
SeSe: =O,o= Well, anyway. Today's driver is Trowa Barton. Hello Trowa.
Trowa: ...
SeSe: All right then.
Studio Audience: HI TROWA!
SeSe: Dammit, would you all shut up!!! Just because you're obligated to be here doesn't mean you have to keep flappin yer jaws!!!
Studio Audience: =O_O= (shuts up)
They all get in the spaceship.
Trowa: (flies the space ship up to a large green ship) "...."
SeSe: Um...I think that's supposed to mean "Here we are." Or something....
Arashi: O_o
Trowa: ...
SeSe: =_= RRR...Anyway, Geo...the show, yes...Everyone onto the ship.
Zazu: (inside the ship) We're being invaded by fangirls!...And what appears to be a depressed-looking boy, a child, and....a studio audience? =O,o=
Geo: They're the people from FANATIC. I'm supposed to meet one of my numerous admirers today.
Zazu: =-_-= How come YOU have the admirers?
Geo: Well, I'm sure you have one or two as-DAAA! **thrown backward by an excited girl named SeSe**
SeSe: ZAZUUUUUUU!!!!! **glomps onto Zazu**
Zazu: WAAAAAHHHH! **falls over** =@_@= GIRL! PRETTY! GLOMPING!
SeSe: WAI WAI WAAIIII **cuddles**
Zazu: =@_@= **can't move**
Geo: =O,o= Toldja.
Zazu: =@_@=
Arashi: GEOOOOO!! **glomps Geo**
Geo: EEE! **flies backward** Ow...well, hello there!
Arashi: WEEE! =^_^=
Geo: Uh, hehe =^_^=
Arashi: I know you love sweet things, so I brought you the deed to Mr. Bulky's!
Geo: =O,o= You bought me a candy store?
Arashi: Yeah! I had to sell my house and furniture and rob a couple banks, but I managed to save up enough money!
Geo: =O,o= Wow.
Arashi: Do you like it?
Geo: Yeah, I like it!!!
Arashi: Shall we?
Geo: We shall!
Arashi and Geo link arms and skip away happily to Mr. Bulky's.
Geo and Arashi: EEEHEHEHEHEHE!
Jim: =O,o=
Studio Audience: **not sure what to do again** =O,o=
SeSe: Zazu! Zazuuu!
Zazu: =O_O= Um...I'm glad you like me and everything, but there are about 7 sharp implements jabbing into my back right now and-ow.
SeSe: Oops! Sorry!!!! **gets off him**
Jim: Welcome to my world, man.
SeSe: Oh, shut up, you =~_~=. You just misinterpret my affection.
Jim: ...
Zazu: Awww. You can give me all the affection you want, uh...what was your name again?
SeSe: I'm SeSe =^_^=.
Zazu: Ok, SeSe. Since Geo and Arashi went to Mr. Bulky's...you wanna go get some vodka and get smashed?
SeSe: Hells yeah!!
SeSe and Zazu link arms and skip away to get some vodka and get smashed.
Jim: =O_O= Um...I don't believe those two are legal drinking age.
Studio Audience: **disturbed** =O_O=
Jim: Ok...well everyone else pretty much left the show...so I guess Trowa can say goodbye to you all...
Trowa: ...
Jim: God dammit! Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here??
Trowa: ...
Jim: ...I guess so. See ya next time, everyone. That is, if SeSe's not to smashed to do another episode.
SeSe: And we're back for the second installment of FANATIC. The show that lets screaming fangirls...yeah that entire intro thing. Today's screaming fangirl is Arashi. She requested to be on this show in order to meet the man of HER dreams-
Arashi: GEO!!! =^_^=
SeSe: Yeah. And I was lucky I wasn't fired yesterday for letting Rei meet two of her bishounen and making everyone complain to my boss...But that's another story. I'm looking forward to meeting Geo myself...he has a FRIEND I'd like to meet. **evil smile** Ehe...
Jim: Good...maybe if she likes this guy she'll leave ME alone...
SeSe: Hey! I heard that! =.\_/.=
Jim: WHAT? You hog-tied me, woman!!
SeSe: Well, SORRY! You're just so CUTE!
Jim: =~_~= mou! You are evil.
SeSe: Yes, I know. Anyway, off we go to meet the NSX out in space! Our driver isn't Juunanagou today because he said he had another driving job to take care of. I don't even want to know what it is.
A large van with a sign reading "Just Married" drives very quickly and unevenly by behind SeSe. In the car is Rei and Yamato who are now married and Juunanagou who is driving like a maniac as usual.
Studio Audience: WOOOO!
SeSe: =O,o= Well, anyway. Today's driver is Trowa Barton. Hello Trowa.
Trowa: ...
SeSe: All right then.
Studio Audience: HI TROWA!
SeSe: Dammit, would you all shut up!!! Just because you're obligated to be here doesn't mean you have to keep flappin yer jaws!!!
Studio Audience: =O_O= (shuts up)
They all get in the spaceship.
Trowa: (flies the space ship up to a large green ship) "...."
SeSe: Um...I think that's supposed to mean "Here we are." Or something....
Arashi: O_o
Trowa: ...
SeSe: =_= RRR...Anyway, Geo...the show, yes...Everyone onto the ship.
Zazu: (inside the ship) We're being invaded by fangirls!...And what appears to be a depressed-looking boy, a child, and....a studio audience? =O,o=
Geo: They're the people from FANATIC. I'm supposed to meet one of my numerous admirers today.
Zazu: =-_-= How come YOU have the admirers?
Geo: Well, I'm sure you have one or two as-DAAA! **thrown backward by an excited girl named SeSe**
SeSe: ZAZUUUUUUU!!!!! **glomps onto Zazu**
Zazu: WAAAAAHHHH! **falls over** =@_@= GIRL! PRETTY! GLOMPING!
SeSe: WAI WAI WAAIIII **cuddles**
Zazu: =@_@= **can't move**
Geo: =O,o= Toldja.
Zazu: =@_@=
Arashi: GEOOOOO!! **glomps Geo**
Geo: EEE! **flies backward** Ow...well, hello there!
Arashi: WEEE! =^_^=
Geo: Uh, hehe =^_^=
Arashi: I know you love sweet things, so I brought you the deed to Mr. Bulky's!
Geo: =O,o= You bought me a candy store?
Arashi: Yeah! I had to sell my house and furniture and rob a couple banks, but I managed to save up enough money!
Geo: =O,o= Wow.
Arashi: Do you like it?
Geo: Yeah, I like it!!!
Arashi: Shall we?
Geo: We shall!
Arashi and Geo link arms and skip away happily to Mr. Bulky's.
Geo and Arashi: EEEHEHEHEHEHE!
Jim: =O,o=
Studio Audience: **not sure what to do again** =O,o=
SeSe: Zazu! Zazuuu!
Zazu: =O_O= Um...I'm glad you like me and everything, but there are about 7 sharp implements jabbing into my back right now and-ow.
SeSe: Oops! Sorry!!!! **gets off him**
Jim: Welcome to my world, man.
SeSe: Oh, shut up, you =~_~=. You just misinterpret my affection.
Jim: ...
Zazu: Awww. You can give me all the affection you want, uh...what was your name again?
SeSe: I'm SeSe =^_^=.
Zazu: Ok, SeSe. Since Geo and Arashi went to Mr. Bulky's...you wanna go get some vodka and get smashed?
SeSe: Hells yeah!!
SeSe and Zazu link arms and skip away to get some vodka and get smashed.
Jim: =O_O= Um...I don't believe those two are legal drinking age.
Studio Audience: **disturbed** =O_O=
Jim: Ok...well everyone else pretty much left the show...so I guess Trowa can say goodbye to you all...
Trowa: ...
Jim: God dammit! Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here??
Trowa: ...
Jim: ...I guess so. See ya next time, everyone. That is, if SeSe's not to smashed to do another episode.
