FANATIC
SeSe: Annnnnnnnd we're baaaaack.....for another....ow.....head-splitting episode of...Fanatic. And if you don't know what this show is about yet, then....well, you aren't trying.
Zazu: Ooowww my head...
Jim: Well, if you don't remember last episode, SeSe met Zazu and they instantly clicked (THANK GOD)...and then they ran off together to get drunk. So now they're suffering hangovers.
SeSe: Ne...Jim-u? Where's the studio audience?
Jim: Don't you remember?
SeSe: **shakes her head no**
Jim: You attacked them all last night in your drunk state.
SeSe: Oooohhhh...Ha ha ha...ow.... **holds her head in pain**
Zazu: **takes some Aspirin**
Jim: ... Yeah, anyway...Our fangirl for today's episode is Mika. Welcome, Mika.
Mika: Umm...hi.
SeSe: Hey, I'm the host...why are you introducing people?
Jim: Because your head hurts...
SeSe: Awww Jim-u cares about me.
Jim: =~_~=
Mika: Can we go meet Inu-Yasha now?
SeSe: Ah, yes, of course...
The group walks over to a large well in the middle of someone's yard.
Kagome: Hey, what are you doing in my yard??
SeSe: We got permission to be here! **holds out a stack of papers** So don't yell at me...my head hurts.
Kagome: Oh...ok then.
Zazu: Hey...is that really permission to be here?
SeSe: Nah, it's just jokes I printed from Funny.com
Zazu: Then why-
SeSe: Shhhhhh. Let's go. **jumps into the well**
Zazu: **follows**
Mika: **follows happily**
Jim: **sigh** Why do I put up with this? **jumps in**
Kagome: **blinks** Hm...
In the land inside the well...
SeSe: Weeeeee're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. Ow. **massages her temples** I shoulda called in sick.
Zazu: **pats SeSe on the back** Hang in there.
Mika: Ok, so where's Inu-Yasha?
SeSe: Oh hold on... **leads the group to a tree where Inu-Yasha is tied up by vines**
Mika: We have to get him down!!
SeSe: I KNOOW! Give me a minute! Jeeze...don't sh*t your pants...
Zazu: Can you say sh*t on TV?
SeSe: Right now, I don't give a sh*t.
Zazu: =O,o=
Inu-Yasha: Who are you people? =O,o=
SeSe: We're the people from Fanatic. This girl here wants to meet you.
Inu-Yasha: And what about that large group of people back there behind you?
SeSe: **turns around** **sees studio audience** DAMMIT! THEY'RE BACK!!!! =_=
Zazu: =-_-= Why..? Why...?
SeSe: I don't KNOOOOW!
SeSe and Zazu burst into tears and bawl hysterically.
Studio Audience: =O,o= Why did we come back?
Jim: Yeah, why DID you?
Studio Audience: =-_-=;;;
SeSe: Dammit....if my head wasn't throbbing like a damn hummingbird heart, I'd kill 'em....I'd KILL 'EM ALL!!!! MUWAHA MUWAHA MUWAHAHAHAHA HAAAA OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW **bawls in pain**
Zazu: Don't strain yourself, SeSe. You'll only make it worse.
Jim: **rolls his eyes**
Inu-Yasha: Um...Wanna...like....help me down?
Mika: Yes! **grabs a knife from her pocket and slices the vines around Inu- Yasha, whom I will now call Inu because it's easier to type**
Inu: **falls down** Ow. Um. Thanks.
Mika: **beams** Anytime!!!
Inu: =O,o=
SeSe: Wait...he's a dog demon. Shouldn't he have a dog face instead of a kitty face?
Inu: UO,oU
SeSe: That's better.
Mika: WEEEE! **huggles Inu**
Inu: Uwaaaah! **falls over**
SeSe: Ahhww...here we go again with the glomping.
Jim: AHEM. As I recall, you were the one glomping in the last episode-
SeSe: Can it, Hacker-Boy.
SeSe, Jim, Zazu, and the studio audience all turn around to see...a tree.
SeSe: Wh...WHERE'D MIKA AND INU-YASHA GO???
Zazu: =O_O= uummmmm...
Wind blows by with an audible "HYUUUUUUUUUU" ala Rumiko Takahashi.
SeSe: Oh god...we lost our guests.
Jim: Well, once again. Aren't YOU screwed-
SeSe: I'm warning you...
Studio Audience: Hey! There's Mika and Inu-Yasha over there!
Everyone stares at Inu-Yasha and Mika who are now both full dog demons, floating around and terrorizing the village.
SeSe: =O_O= UUUM.
Mika: MUWAHAHAHA! What a great idea to use the Shikon jewel to turn us both into demons so we can be together forever!
Inu: I know!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: =O_O=
SeSe: ....Well....sh*t.
Zazu: Uuhh...
SeSe: AHA...EHEHhh.....eehhhhh....well, at least this isn't OUR world...let's just...go.
Jim: Good job, SeSe! Your damn show screwed up the whole Inu-Yasha storyline!
SeSe: NEVERMIND THAT! LET'S GET OUR ASSES OUTTA HERE!
Everyone scurries through the well and lands back in Kagome's yard.
Kagome: **blink**
Jim: **blinks back**
SeSe: Oyyyy....my headache is even worse now....
Zazu: **whines**
Jim: **sigh** See ya next time...
SeSe: Annnnnnnnd we're baaaaack.....for another....ow.....head-splitting episode of...Fanatic. And if you don't know what this show is about yet, then....well, you aren't trying.
Zazu: Ooowww my head...
Jim: Well, if you don't remember last episode, SeSe met Zazu and they instantly clicked (THANK GOD)...and then they ran off together to get drunk. So now they're suffering hangovers.
SeSe: Ne...Jim-u? Where's the studio audience?
Jim: Don't you remember?
SeSe: **shakes her head no**
Jim: You attacked them all last night in your drunk state.
SeSe: Oooohhhh...Ha ha ha...ow.... **holds her head in pain**
Zazu: **takes some Aspirin**
Jim: ... Yeah, anyway...Our fangirl for today's episode is Mika. Welcome, Mika.
Mika: Umm...hi.
SeSe: Hey, I'm the host...why are you introducing people?
Jim: Because your head hurts...
SeSe: Awww Jim-u cares about me.
Jim: =~_~=
Mika: Can we go meet Inu-Yasha now?
SeSe: Ah, yes, of course...
The group walks over to a large well in the middle of someone's yard.
Kagome: Hey, what are you doing in my yard??
SeSe: We got permission to be here! **holds out a stack of papers** So don't yell at me...my head hurts.
Kagome: Oh...ok then.
Zazu: Hey...is that really permission to be here?
SeSe: Nah, it's just jokes I printed from Funny.com
Zazu: Then why-
SeSe: Shhhhhh. Let's go. **jumps into the well**
Zazu: **follows**
Mika: **follows happily**
Jim: **sigh** Why do I put up with this? **jumps in**
Kagome: **blinks** Hm...
In the land inside the well...
SeSe: Weeeeee're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. Ow. **massages her temples** I shoulda called in sick.
Zazu: **pats SeSe on the back** Hang in there.
Mika: Ok, so where's Inu-Yasha?
SeSe: Oh hold on... **leads the group to a tree where Inu-Yasha is tied up by vines**
Mika: We have to get him down!!
SeSe: I KNOOW! Give me a minute! Jeeze...don't sh*t your pants...
Zazu: Can you say sh*t on TV?
SeSe: Right now, I don't give a sh*t.
Zazu: =O,o=
Inu-Yasha: Who are you people? =O,o=
SeSe: We're the people from Fanatic. This girl here wants to meet you.
Inu-Yasha: And what about that large group of people back there behind you?
SeSe: **turns around** **sees studio audience** DAMMIT! THEY'RE BACK!!!! =_=
Zazu: =-_-= Why..? Why...?
SeSe: I don't KNOOOOW!
SeSe and Zazu burst into tears and bawl hysterically.
Studio Audience: =O,o= Why did we come back?
Jim: Yeah, why DID you?
Studio Audience: =-_-=;;;
SeSe: Dammit....if my head wasn't throbbing like a damn hummingbird heart, I'd kill 'em....I'd KILL 'EM ALL!!!! MUWAHA MUWAHA MUWAHAHAHAHA HAAAA OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW **bawls in pain**
Zazu: Don't strain yourself, SeSe. You'll only make it worse.
Jim: **rolls his eyes**
Inu-Yasha: Um...Wanna...like....help me down?
Mika: Yes! **grabs a knife from her pocket and slices the vines around Inu- Yasha, whom I will now call Inu because it's easier to type**
Inu: **falls down** Ow. Um. Thanks.
Mika: **beams** Anytime!!!
Inu: =O,o=
SeSe: Wait...he's a dog demon. Shouldn't he have a dog face instead of a kitty face?
Inu: UO,oU
SeSe: That's better.
Mika: WEEEE! **huggles Inu**
Inu: Uwaaaah! **falls over**
SeSe: Ahhww...here we go again with the glomping.
Jim: AHEM. As I recall, you were the one glomping in the last episode-
SeSe: Can it, Hacker-Boy.
SeSe, Jim, Zazu, and the studio audience all turn around to see...a tree.
SeSe: Wh...WHERE'D MIKA AND INU-YASHA GO???
Zazu: =O_O= uummmmm...
Wind blows by with an audible "HYUUUUUUUUUU" ala Rumiko Takahashi.
SeSe: Oh god...we lost our guests.
Jim: Well, once again. Aren't YOU screwed-
SeSe: I'm warning you...
Studio Audience: Hey! There's Mika and Inu-Yasha over there!
Everyone stares at Inu-Yasha and Mika who are now both full dog demons, floating around and terrorizing the village.
SeSe: =O_O= UUUM.
Mika: MUWAHAHAHA! What a great idea to use the Shikon jewel to turn us both into demons so we can be together forever!
Inu: I know!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: =O_O=
SeSe: ....Well....sh*t.
Zazu: Uuhh...
SeSe: AHA...EHEHhh.....eehhhhh....well, at least this isn't OUR world...let's just...go.
Jim: Good job, SeSe! Your damn show screwed up the whole Inu-Yasha storyline!
SeSe: NEVERMIND THAT! LET'S GET OUR ASSES OUTTA HERE!
Everyone scurries through the well and lands back in Kagome's yard.
Kagome: **blink**
Jim: **blinks back**
SeSe: Oyyyy....my headache is even worse now....
Zazu: **whines**
Jim: **sigh** See ya next time...
