FANATIC

SeSe: Annnnnnnnd we're baaaaack.....for another....ow.....head-splitting episode of...Fanatic. And if you don't know what this show is about yet, then....well, you aren't trying.

Zazu: Ooowww my head...

Jim: Well, if you don't remember last episode, SeSe met Zazu and they instantly clicked (THANK GOD)...and then they ran off together to get drunk. So now they're suffering hangovers.

SeSe: Ne...Jim-u? Where's the studio audience?

Jim: Don't you remember?

SeSe: **shakes her head no**

Jim: You attacked them all last night in your drunk state.

SeSe: Oooohhhh...Ha ha ha...ow.... **holds her head in pain**

Zazu: **takes some Aspirin**

Jim: ... Yeah, anyway...Our fangirl for today's episode is Mika. Welcome, Mika.

Mika: Umm...hi.

SeSe: Hey, I'm the host...why are you introducing people?

Jim: Because your head hurts...

SeSe: Awww Jim-u cares about me.

Jim: =~_~=

Mika: Can we go meet Inu-Yasha now?

SeSe: Ah, yes, of course...

The group walks over to a large well in the middle of someone's yard.

Kagome: Hey, what are you doing in my yard??

SeSe: We got permission to be here! **holds out a stack of papers** So don't yell at me...my head hurts.

Kagome: Oh...ok then.

Zazu: Hey...is that really permission to be here?

SeSe: Nah, it's just jokes I printed from Funny.com

Zazu: Then why-

SeSe: Shhhhhh. Let's go. **jumps into the well**

Zazu: **follows**

Mika: **follows happily**

Jim: **sigh** Why do I put up with this? **jumps in**

Kagome: **blinks** Hm...

In the land inside the well...

SeSe: Weeeeee're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. Ow. **massages her temples** I shoulda called in sick.

Zazu: **pats SeSe on the back** Hang in there.

Mika: Ok, so where's Inu-Yasha?

SeSe: Oh hold on... **leads the group to a tree where Inu-Yasha is tied up by vines**

Mika: We have to get him down!!

SeSe: I KNOOW! Give me a minute! Jeeze...don't sh*t your pants...

Zazu: Can you say sh*t on TV?

SeSe: Right now, I don't give a sh*t.

Zazu: =O,o=

Inu-Yasha: Who are you people? =O,o=

SeSe: We're the people from Fanatic. This girl here wants to meet you.

Inu-Yasha: And what about that large group of people back there behind you?

SeSe: **turns around** **sees studio audience** DAMMIT! THEY'RE BACK!!!! =_=

Zazu: =-_-= Why..? Why...?

SeSe: I don't KNOOOOW!

SeSe and Zazu burst into tears and bawl hysterically.

Studio Audience: =O,o= Why did we come back?

Jim: Yeah, why DID you?

Studio Audience: =-_-=;;;

SeSe: Dammit....if my head wasn't throbbing like a damn hummingbird heart, I'd kill 'em....I'd KILL 'EM ALL!!!! MUWAHA MUWAHA MUWAHAHAHAHA HAAAA OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW **bawls in pain**

Zazu: Don't strain yourself, SeSe. You'll only make it worse.

Jim: **rolls his eyes**

Inu-Yasha: Um...Wanna...like....help me down?

Mika: Yes! **grabs a knife from her pocket and slices the vines around Inu- Yasha, whom I will now call Inu because it's easier to type**

Inu: **falls down** Ow. Um. Thanks.

Mika: **beams** Anytime!!!

Inu: =O,o=

SeSe: Wait...he's a dog demon. Shouldn't he have a dog face instead of a kitty face?

Inu: UO,oU

SeSe: That's better.

Mika: WEEEE! **huggles Inu**

Inu: Uwaaaah! **falls over**

SeSe: Ahhww...here we go again with the glomping.

Jim: AHEM. As I recall, you were the one glomping in the last episode-

SeSe: Can it, Hacker-Boy.

SeSe, Jim, Zazu, and the studio audience all turn around to see...a tree.

SeSe: Wh...WHERE'D MIKA AND INU-YASHA GO???

Zazu: =O_O= uummmmm...

Wind blows by with an audible "HYUUUUUUUUUU" ala Rumiko Takahashi.

SeSe: Oh god...we lost our guests.

Jim: Well, once again. Aren't YOU screwed-

SeSe: I'm warning you...

Studio Audience: Hey! There's Mika and Inu-Yasha over there!

Everyone stares at Inu-Yasha and Mika who are now both full dog demons, floating around and terrorizing the village.

SeSe: =O_O= UUUM.

Mika: MUWAHAHAHA! What a great idea to use the Shikon jewel to turn us both into demons so we can be together forever!

Inu: I know!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone: =O_O=

SeSe: ....Well....sh*t.

Zazu: Uuhh...

SeSe: AHA...EHEHhh.....eehhhhh....well, at least this isn't OUR world...let's just...go.

Jim: Good job, SeSe! Your damn show screwed up the whole Inu-Yasha storyline!

SeSe: NEVERMIND THAT! LET'S GET OUR ASSES OUTTA HERE!

Everyone scurries through the well and lands back in Kagome's yard.

Kagome: **blink**

Jim: **blinks back**

SeSe: Oyyyy....my headache is even worse now....

Zazu: **whines**

Jim: **sigh** See ya next time...