Fanatic

SeSe: AAAAAND we're back for another exciting episode of Fanatic!

Zazu: As you can see, SeSe and I have overcome our hangovers!

Studio Audience: **cheers**

SeSe: ...

Zazu: **blink** Right.

Jim: **sigh** So our new contestant for today is To-

SeSe: **knocks Jim out of the way** IT'S MYYY SHOW! Our new contestant for today is Tomoyo!

Zazu: Yes, and just for reference, she's not the Tomoyo from Card Captor Sakura.

SeSe: Ok, Tomoyo-chan. We're now going to take you to see your bishounen...Akito Hayama!

Tomoyo: Yippee!

SeSe: Ok, let's go!

Jim: By the way, we have another new driver-

SeSe: WHAT? Why?? Where do our drivers keep going?

Jim: Juunanagou quit because he hated the mushiness from the first episode. And Trowa got fired because he was too boring.

SeSe: ...He's a DRIVER. He's not SUPPOSED to talk!!

Jim: ...

SeSe: ERRRRRR. Ok...so who's our driver now?

Jim: Spanish Babbit.

SeSe: ....Spanish....

Zazu: Babbit =O,o=

Babbit: **wearing a sombrero** Hola, Senora, Senors...studio audience. =O,o=

SeSe: =_= IT'S A BAT!

Jim: yes...yes it is.

SeSe: WHY IS A BAT DRIVING!??

Jim: DON'T ASK ME!!!

SeSe: MOUU!!!

Babbit: **flies into the car**

SeSe: And I thought this episode was going to be NORMAL. **gets in**

Everyone else loads into the car. Babbit drives them up to a small park where Akito Hayama stands.

Tomoyo: Hayamaaaaaa! **tackle-glomps him**

Akito: **lies on the ground while the girl cuddles him** Um...hello.

Tomoyo: Hi!

Babbit: Ahhhww.

SeSe: **glares at Babbit** I still don't know why they chose to hire a Spanish bat as our driver.

Zazu: **shrug** Anything to grab viewers, I guess.

SeSe: No...you see...Spanish bats will not grab more viewers...the stuff people wanna see on TV these days is...is...topless girls and guys in Speedos! You know, reality shows and stuff.

Zazu: =O_O= Ok...

SeSe: Woops. That was a disturbing outburst, wasn't it?

Zazu: **twitch** =O_=

SeSe: ...

Tomoyo: **sigh** I'm so happy.

Akito: **facial expression doesn't change**

SeSe: ...Riiiight. Moving along.

Jim: That's about all the time we have...

Zazu: ...Hey, let's go to K-Mart and confuse people.

SeSe: SURE!