Fanatic
SeSe: AAAAAND we're back for another exciting episode of Fanatic!
Zazu: As you can see, SeSe and I have overcome our hangovers!
Studio Audience: **cheers**
SeSe: ...
Zazu: **blink** Right.
Jim: **sigh** So our new contestant for today is To-
SeSe: **knocks Jim out of the way** IT'S MYYY SHOW! Our new contestant for today is Tomoyo!
Zazu: Yes, and just for reference, she's not the Tomoyo from Card Captor Sakura.
SeSe: Ok, Tomoyo-chan. We're now going to take you to see your bishounen...Akito Hayama!
Tomoyo: Yippee!
SeSe: Ok, let's go!
Jim: By the way, we have another new driver-
SeSe: WHAT? Why?? Where do our drivers keep going?
Jim: Juunanagou quit because he hated the mushiness from the first episode. And Trowa got fired because he was too boring.
SeSe: ...He's a DRIVER. He's not SUPPOSED to talk!!
Jim: ...
SeSe: ERRRRRR. Ok...so who's our driver now?
Jim: Spanish Babbit.
SeSe: ....Spanish....
Zazu: Babbit =O,o=
Babbit: **wearing a sombrero** Hola, Senora, Senors...studio audience. =O,o=
SeSe: =_= IT'S A BAT!
Jim: yes...yes it is.
SeSe: WHY IS A BAT DRIVING!??
Jim: DON'T ASK ME!!!
SeSe: MOUU!!!
Babbit: **flies into the car**
SeSe: And I thought this episode was going to be NORMAL. **gets in**
Everyone else loads into the car. Babbit drives them up to a small park where Akito Hayama stands.
Tomoyo: Hayamaaaaaa! **tackle-glomps him**
Akito: **lies on the ground while the girl cuddles him** Um...hello.
Tomoyo: Hi!
Babbit: Ahhhww.
SeSe: **glares at Babbit** I still don't know why they chose to hire a Spanish bat as our driver.
Zazu: **shrug** Anything to grab viewers, I guess.
SeSe: No...you see...Spanish bats will not grab more viewers...the stuff people wanna see on TV these days is...is...topless girls and guys in Speedos! You know, reality shows and stuff.
Zazu: =O_O= Ok...
SeSe: Woops. That was a disturbing outburst, wasn't it?
Zazu: **twitch** =O_=
SeSe: ...
Tomoyo: **sigh** I'm so happy.
Akito: **facial expression doesn't change**
SeSe: ...Riiiight. Moving along.
Jim: That's about all the time we have...
Zazu: ...Hey, let's go to K-Mart and confuse people.
SeSe: SURE!
SeSe: AAAAAND we're back for another exciting episode of Fanatic!
Zazu: As you can see, SeSe and I have overcome our hangovers!
Studio Audience: **cheers**
SeSe: ...
Zazu: **blink** Right.
Jim: **sigh** So our new contestant for today is To-
SeSe: **knocks Jim out of the way** IT'S MYYY SHOW! Our new contestant for today is Tomoyo!
Zazu: Yes, and just for reference, she's not the Tomoyo from Card Captor Sakura.
SeSe: Ok, Tomoyo-chan. We're now going to take you to see your bishounen...Akito Hayama!
Tomoyo: Yippee!
SeSe: Ok, let's go!
Jim: By the way, we have another new driver-
SeSe: WHAT? Why?? Where do our drivers keep going?
Jim: Juunanagou quit because he hated the mushiness from the first episode. And Trowa got fired because he was too boring.
SeSe: ...He's a DRIVER. He's not SUPPOSED to talk!!
Jim: ...
SeSe: ERRRRRR. Ok...so who's our driver now?
Jim: Spanish Babbit.
SeSe: ....Spanish....
Zazu: Babbit =O,o=
Babbit: **wearing a sombrero** Hola, Senora, Senors...studio audience. =O,o=
SeSe: =_= IT'S A BAT!
Jim: yes...yes it is.
SeSe: WHY IS A BAT DRIVING!??
Jim: DON'T ASK ME!!!
SeSe: MOUU!!!
Babbit: **flies into the car**
SeSe: And I thought this episode was going to be NORMAL. **gets in**
Everyone else loads into the car. Babbit drives them up to a small park where Akito Hayama stands.
Tomoyo: Hayamaaaaaa! **tackle-glomps him**
Akito: **lies on the ground while the girl cuddles him** Um...hello.
Tomoyo: Hi!
Babbit: Ahhhww.
SeSe: **glares at Babbit** I still don't know why they chose to hire a Spanish bat as our driver.
Zazu: **shrug** Anything to grab viewers, I guess.
SeSe: No...you see...Spanish bats will not grab more viewers...the stuff people wanna see on TV these days is...is...topless girls and guys in Speedos! You know, reality shows and stuff.
Zazu: =O_O= Ok...
SeSe: Woops. That was a disturbing outburst, wasn't it?
Zazu: **twitch** =O_=
SeSe: ...
Tomoyo: **sigh** I'm so happy.
Akito: **facial expression doesn't change**
SeSe: ...Riiiight. Moving along.
Jim: That's about all the time we have...
Zazu: ...Hey, let's go to K-Mart and confuse people.
SeSe: SURE!
