Making the Video: Jim and the SeSe Slaves

By SeSe

SeSe: Hello all you faithful SeSe TV viewers! I know, I'm a scary bizzitch, but you guys have stayed with me all the way! So MWAZ to y'all....Well, anyway. I'm here with the hot new band (and I DO mean HOTTT with a triple-capital-T!!!), Jim and the SeSe Slaves while they make their new video for the song "Cavan Condemnation (Alicia Takes Power)." To begin the show, we'll go to the boys' dressing room where they are currently having outfits chosen for them by their fashion artist, Alicia- Princess Of EVIL.

(SeSe walks down the hall)

(SeSe comes to the door to the dressing room)

(She opens the door)

SeSe: Hello, I'm SeSe with the people from STV-

Yahiko: STD!? =O_O=

SeSe: No, no!! V!!! STV!! It's a V! DAMMIT, WHY does everyone ALWAYS get that WRONG!? We're a TV station...not f*cking chlamydia!!! =_=

Akira: =O,o= Ne, Kaichou...what's...klah-mih-dee-yah?

Nokoru: =~_~=

SeSe: Eh. Anyway...Hello, Alicia! Say hi to everyone at STV-

(Chuei is just walking in)

(Unbuttoning his shirt)

Chuei: What's that about STDs?

SeSe: =_= AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Alicia: Um...

(Alicia patpat's SeSe and sweat-drops)

Alicia: Uh...hello ST-V viewers...

(SeSe huffs and puffs)

SeSe: AHEM! Now...Alicia...what have you chosen for the outfits of these very nice-looking young boys?

Alicia: Well, as you see, most of them are already dressed. Those are the boys sitting in the kitchen...I see Akito, Nino, Kaoru, Marco, Mondo...well, let's go and see, shall we?

SeSe: We shall!

(SeSe and Alicia walk into the kitchen)

Alicia: Boys, the people from STV are here...

SeSe: Before any of you say anything that's a V!! Not a D!

Nino: ...I figured. I didn't think anyone would name a TV station STD...

(SeSe stares at Nino)

(SeSe gets glowy-eyed)

(Starts to cry)

SeSe: EXACTLY! You're...**sniffle** You're...the only person ever to...think about that before commenting...I thank you...I thank you greatly. CAMERA MAN! Get more shots of this cute, smart little boy! NOW!

Kevin: Ok, ok!

(Kevin gets more shots of Nino)

(Nino blinkblinks)

SeSe: That's enough, manslave.

Kevin: Right, Mistress SeSe.

SeSe: Now set the camera up where it can see us while we converse...and take a break.

(Kevin looks overly happy)

Kevin: Oh, Mistress SeSe! Thank you so-

SeSe: While you're on your break, you can clean my shoes. Spit-shined now. Don't hold out on me, you lower being.

Kevin: Y-yes, Mistress.

(Kevin gets down on his knees and shines SeSe's shoes)

Alicia: ...YOU...

(Kevin sweats)

Kevin: D-Don't hurt me...Alicia the Great...Alicia the one who is so much more cool beans than I...

Alicia: Grr...

SeSe: Anyway...Akito. What do you think about the choreography in the video you are about to film?

Akito: ...It's...fine.

SeSe: ...and?

Akito: It's...dancing. I hate dancing.

SeSe: ...A...ano-

Akito: I don't even like being in this band. WHY am I in this band.

SeSe: An...no...N..um...what about you, Mondo?

Mondo: It's pretty cool stuff....we get to do a lot of movement, and movement is good.

SeSe: You heard it straight from here at STV--

(SeSe glares at Yahiko in the other room)

SeSe: "Movement is good." We'll be back after these commercials.

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Jen: Ever hate someone SO much that you just need to harm or maim them with SOMETHING?

(Alicia dressed up as a dominatrix nodnod's)

Jen: Well, now you can! And the Mika-Chan Torture Chamber can help! Just call 1-900-TORTURE now and you can choose to order from our large selection of weapons and torture instruments! We have metal bats, crow-bars, whips, lines, ropes, hand-cuffs, paddles, anything! You just name it, and we have it!

(Alicia cracks her whip at a scared-looking Kevin dressed as a bunny)

Alicia: LICK MY BOOTS!

(Alicia looks at the camera)

Alicia: Thanks, Mika-Chan!

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SeSe: And we're back at the studio where Jim and the SeSe Slaves are filming their new video!

(Jim walks out and sees SeSe)

Jim: =O_O=

SeSe: Ah, here's the leader of the band now! Jim! Jim! Hey! Don't run away!

(Jim runs for dear life)

Jim: OH GOD!!! NOT HER!!! ANYONE BUT HER!!! OH GOD WHY!!! WHYYYYYYY!!!!

SeSe: Eh heh...heh heh...heh...

Alicia: ...Why's he so scared of you?

SeSe: Um...we've done some work together on Fanatic.

Alicia: I see...

Jim: It's the child molester, everybody!!! RUN!!!

Chiriko: But we have to film our video!

Phibrizzo: Yeah...I mean, I wish I could kill the girl too, but we have a video to make here...

Akira: =O,o= What's a mo-lester? =o,O=

Nokoru: =~_~=;;

SeSe: OH. MY. GOSH. Ok, HOW many screaming MTV fangirls would DIE to have Phibrizzo want to kill them? OH MY GOSH. I'm so lucky! Oh my gosh!

Phibrizzo: =O,o= Dude.

Kaite: That's one f*cked up girl, right there.

SeSe: I'm calm...I'm calm...Ok, now, let's watch while the boys record their video.

(The background is a large mural of a fear-stricken Cavan in a dress and a powerful-looking Alicia in a dominatrix outfit. Both of them are in a torture chamber)

SeSe: Wow..that's pretty good.

Alicia: Yeah...Ian-chan painted it!

SeSe: Really? COOL BEANS!

(Alicia nods)

(The music starts and the boys begin to dance and lipsync)

**Guitar intro**

Jim: Hey! You know the ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules!

Ken: That guy named Cavaaaaaaaaaaaaan is just a fooooool...oh babyyy..

Nokoru: The way he taaaaaaaaaaalks is just so WROOOOO-OOO-OOOONG!

Akira: But dear Alicia...she is strong...oh baby yeah.

(Syaoran, Nino, Marco, Ascot sing in four part harmony)

S, N, M, A: Aliciiaaaaa....she's the oooone! We want herrrr to rule the Earth!

Chuei: CAVAAAAAAAAAN deserves the whip! For suuuure girl...aw yeahhh...

(Zazie, Akito, and Kaite sing in three part harmony)

Z, A, K: Wooo-ooo-ooooaaaah yeah! ALICIAAAA! You're our Goddess!! Cavaaaaaaaaan is like dirt...compared to you, girl!

(music changes to slow and pretty)

Jim: Aliciaaa...you're just so sweet...you're the oooone we truuust...

Red: That Cavaaaan guuuuuyyy needs a life! He really, really must....

(All the boys sing in harmony...with a lot of parts and stuff)

All boys: GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Yellow: AWAAAYYYAYAYAYAAAAAYYYY!

Kaoru: Oooohhhh aaayyyyy ayyyyyy ayyyyy ayyyyy Awayyyy...

Marco: GO AWAYYYYyyyy ayyyyy ayyyy....

Akito: Away. Away with your evil ways. Away. Demon. Just....go. Away. Now.

Yahiko: Aaaayyy awayy.....

All boys: CAVAN'S CONDEMNATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON....

(Dramatic pause in music)

Chiriko: Aliiiiiiciiiiiiaaaa.......takes poooooweeeeeeeer......

(Song ends)

(Alicia stands up and claps)

Alicia: HOORAYYYY!

SeSe: Hoowwaaayyy! =^_^= Can you make a song about me, next??

Jim: Um...yeah, whatever...you child molester.

Akira: Um...WHAT is a child molester?

Nokoru: Just...don't ask.

Akira: ...ok.

SeSe: Well, that about wraps up the show for today! Join us next time when we'll probably be filming the making of MY JATSS song! =^_^= Weee!

Jim: =-_-=;;

SeSe and Alicia: JA!

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(Next time on STV's Making The Video)

(SeSe is trying desperately to pull Jim's shirt off)

Jim: NO!! NOOO!!!

SeSe: But you just HAVE to be topless! It's so sexy!! Come on, you want people to think you're a wimp!!?

Jim: YES! =;_;=

SeSe: ...

(Akira walks out wearing Joe Boxers)

Akira: Hey...Why is my outfit so....small?

SeSe: ...WAIIIII!

(Nokoru walks out wearing the same)

Nokoru: ...I feel so exploited.

(Syaoran in boxers nodnods)

(Kevin is trying desperately to shine SeSe's AND Alicia's boots at the same time)

(Alicia whips)

Alicia: FASTER!

Kevin: YES MISTRESS!

(Kevin shines faster)

**Fast-forward to end of episode**

(SeSe watches the video backwards since she's already watched it forwards enough times to watch it in her head)

SeSe: La la la...I wonder what the song sounds like backwards.

(The music plays)

Jim: Heeeeellllllpppp uuuuussss weeeee're slaaavesss SeSe viioooolaaaates ussss pleeeaaaasee heeeeelp....weeee can't....gooooo oooonnnn...

SeSe: =O,o=. That's odd.

(SeSe plays it forward again)

(The music plays)

Jim: SeSeeeeeee is the light that starts my day! Sheeeeee is all I ever wanted in a giiiirl! Oh, baby! Yeeeaaaaah baby!!!

SeSe: ....