Disclaimer: I don`t owe them so bugger off! Thx for all the reviews and keep them coming. I do have a B-R, but darn I posted the wrong one, sorry, this should be better. I saw the movie yesterday (It had premier here in Norway) words fail to describe it, it was just: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Whatever that means.

Chapter II: Henneth Annûn Lórien

"David what are you doing?" David turned around and stared at the woman who came running down the street, carrying a black bag over her shoulder. He looked at the man he was gripping, to the woman and then to the man again.

He slowly lowered Noritz down on the ground and then he let a hand travel trough his messy blond hair and filled his lunges.  The woman stopped and glared at David "They shouldn't be wondering in the streets, they could be hurt" he explain, seeing the anger in her eyes. She put her hands on her hips, something that reminded him too much about his mother, and then started to say something, but he wasn`t really listening. David looked at the two tall men and the large blond one. `Probably a dragon queen` he thought.  He was about to suggest that they get the hell out of here, when the `dragon queen` opened his mouth and said.

"My lady," Legolas said calmly and lifted his middle finger and waived it in front of her face,

"We only need to know the direction to Rivendell and then we shall be of". The woman grabbed his hand and pushed it away from her face, and then looked from David, to the elf prince, the two dwarves and after a while she started to laugh. David looked at her, wondering if she had lost her mind, and then not having anything else to do, he joined inn.

"The Tolkien convention is down in Aplington lane, but it doesn't start until tomorrow," she said. David shook his head, scolding him self, he should have known. "Convention?" Horizt asked, he still hadn't let go of his axe and he glared at the woman and the man called David.

"Tolkien?" Noritz asked puzzled. "Yeah, J.R.R Tolkien, the author of the `Lord of the Rings!` " the woman said brightly. A flash of panic and anger washed over the strangers face and Noritz knuckles, around his axe, whitened. "Has the Lord of the Ring, returned!" He asked panicked and looked at his brother.

"I thought that when the ring was destroyed and the wizard killed…" Horizt asked Legolas who looked nervously around, waiting for the dark lord to ambush them. David and the woman stopped laughing and looked at the men who suddenly had grown very nervous.

"You guys aren't going to the convention?" she asked puzzled and turned to David who shrugged. Legolas shook his head and then said still calmly "we are looking for direction to Rivendell, or to signs of our traveling companions." The woman grabbed David's arm and whispered.

"So you think these guys have gone over the edge or…" David took a deep breath and then said sternly: "okay, the joke has gone on long enough, now I suggest you start telling the truth or else…" he took a step in Noritz direction and stared down at the dwarf.

"Are you threatening me?" The dwarf asked and David nodded. "My good elf, may we have permission to hurt the stranger? " Horizt asked. Legolas hesitated and then looked at the woman, with her bright green eyes, at David and then to the two dwarfs.  He had to admit that they had tried to be nice long enough and maybe the only way to get any answers out of these people where to…he shook his head. The last thing he wanted was to start a fight or even worse a war, they were strangers here and depended on these people to get home.

"No, stay calm, there has to be a way to get answers out of them" he said. The woman shook her head again and bit her lower lip. "Okay, were is the hidden camera, who set you up to this? Was it Alfred? I should have guessed, ever since he saw the movie he has been in Middle Earth"

Legolas eyes widened and Horizt and Noritz looked at the strangers excitedly. "So you know of Middle Earth then, were in Middle Earth are we" Legolas said.

"This is defiantly Alfred's work, we better call the little `elf` and get him over here to end this nonsense " David said and picked up his phone. "An elf!" Legolas said brightly. "One of my brothers, surly he will be able to help us" David just rolled his eyes and dialed the number.

"What in Mordors name is that kind of a weapon!" Noritz said when he heard the little black thingy start to ring loudly and David cussed and pressed the off button. "It`s all out of battery, can I borrow yours?" he asked the woman and she nodded and dug up her cell phone and handed it to David. "What is that…? " Horizt started. "Shut up" David barked angrily.

"Do you think trusting these people is wise, my prince?" Horizt asked nervously and Legolas frowned. "We may not have any other choice, beside Alfred the elf, may help us" he answered and slowly put his bow down. "Hmm…. but we need to concern us about our friends, and the mad wizard" Noritz reminded them and his twin nodded.

"One step of the time, my friend" Legolas said. David ended the call and handed the phone to the woman and then looked at the strangers. "Alfy should be over any sec, now I must admit you guys had me fooled for some time"

The woman removed some hair from her face and said. "They did play the part very well, tell me who are you suppose to be" she asked the dwarfs. "I am not suppose to be anybody I am: Noritz third cousins-nephew of the great Gimli son of Gloin and this is my brother" he said and pointed to his twin.

"Hmm….I can't remember you being in the book, but surly" she turned to the tall blond man and said. "You must be Legolas Greenleaf the elf" Legolas took a step back with a slight look of panic on his face.

"How is it my lady, you know my name" the woman laughed again. "You never let go do you? Everybody who have read the book or seen the movie would have recognized you…. but I must admit you are a lot cuter then the guy in the movie" she blinked and Legolas took another steep back and looked in another direction. David grunted. "Not only that, she has read the book probably five times, and her parents are even worse they named her after locations"

The woman turned around sharply and burned David with her eyes. "I am perfectly happy with my name David" she said and furrowed her eyebrows, showing the others that there were unresolved issues between them.

"My lady, would you give me the honor of knowing your name?" the elf prince asked, and the woman nudged David in the shoulder. "If you had been as polite as he, we would never have broken up" she said brightly and David growled.

"My name is Henneth Annûn Lórien, but people just call me Rory, this here is David Simperfiled, but I guess you already know this" she said and put her hands in her pockets, trying to get some warmth back in them, it was really a cold day for being in April.

Legolas eyes glowed brightly as he muttered. "Lórien, how I wish to gaze upon your blue sky and feel the wind wash trough the trees of the forest."

Horizt and Noritz sighed, thinking about the home they had left, while they stared at David, they didn`t trust the guy no matter what the elf said.  "So what quest are you guys on?" David asked mockingly and Horizt growled.

"We are hunting for a powerful wizard who put us here in this dreadful place with his evil magic"

David laughed and hit Rory playfully in the shoulder. "You hear that, they are so deep into this" he chuckled and Rory took a steep away from her x-boy friend and sighed. "Don`t pay him any attention he has no manners" she said.

Legolas and the dwarfs nodded slowly still staring at David who continued to laugh. Rory had to admit that she found the situation amusing, and it lifted her spirit. Alfred knew how down she had been when she discovered that her parents were not her real parents. This was just the thing she needed to get her mind off it, and get her in a good mood.

"A powerful wizard, what is his name?" she asked, deciding to play along, it wasn`t so often she `meet` people from Middle Earth. A dark shadow flickered over Legolas` face and he felt the cold wind creep up his back.

" A name, that I almost dare not utter" he said with a sense of dread feel over Noritz and he   gripped his weapons tightly.

"He has many names, my lady, but he goes under the name of Naur Hen, which is on the common tongue: the fire eye" he said and David sighed. "As I said, common stop it with the joke already, we know Alfred hired you to do this" he said a little annoyed now.

"This is not a laughing matter" Noritz said and stared at David gripping his axe again and Rory put a hand on David's shoulder and whispered. "Stop it David". "When is the Alfred the elf, coming?" Noritz asked when he felt that they had been standing here to long. He could not explain it, but it was something about this place that bothered him…

"Patient my friend" Legolas said always calmly, then he turned to the dwarf and asked.

"Where is your brother" They all looked around and could see no sign of the dwarf.

"Oh no" Noritz whispered and felt panic start to rip trough his body and he spun around looking for his twin.

"He is gone!"