Disclaimer: I don't own them! (Short and to the point)
It was a lovely day at the Gundam pilots' safe house. Quatre, WuFei, Trowa and Heero were all sitting in the living room, Quatre reading, WuFei meditating, Trowa listening to some music, and as always, Heero was clicking away on his laptop when all of a sudden, Duo came busting through the door bearing many articles of lime green clothing and cases of green liquid.
"Hey guys! It was the funniest thing! I was walking down the street when I spotted a big crowed of people around a big green stand! This guy was holding a contest to see who could drink the most Surge in a ten minute period and guess who won with a whopping 3 two-liter bottles!!!"
"Oh God, not again...guys, get the cans AWAY from him" Quatre said as he lunged forward to remove the 8 six packs of Surge from Duo's arms.
"Oh Quatre, don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from! Like my snazzy duds?! Ooooo! Does anyone want to go play a game of tag? It's ooo sooo lovely outside!"
Trowa sat on the sofa, calculating "Let's see, 3 two-liter bottles of a caffeine loaded, sugar filled, carbonated beverage plus Duo should equal out to about 9 hours of hyperactive activity, give or take a few"
"WuFei, where did you put that straight jacket?" asked Heero while pinning Duo to the floor.
"Umm...I think it's still up in the closet...do you want some rope too?"
"Yea, and some duct tape to keep his mouth shut so we don't have to listen to him" Trowa replied while sitting on Duo's feet.
"Guys...let's not be too mean, how about we just gag him with a sock?" Quatre said, trying to be as kind as possible.
"Noooooo!!!! I wanna play! I wanna run and jump and scamper through the fields of daises! Oooo pretty carpet...when did we get this?" Duo said, pressing his nose to the floor in amazement.
"Duo, you asked this question when you got a hold of the Mountain Dew...we have ALWAYS had this carpet, and I'll save you the trouble of asking...Yes, this is a new shirt, no I am not wearing polka-dotted bikini style briefs, and we already checked your closet...there are no purple kangaroos!" Heero said angrily.
"But I SWEAR they were in my closet playing poker in khaki pants that they bought on sale for a $1.99!!! They told me so! AHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
"It's your HAIR you idiot!" WuFei yelled, coming back down the stairs with the straight jacket. "I hope it still fits him."
"WU-MAN! Come to join the party?"
"No, come to shut you up. What do you think guys? Should we tie him to the roof of the car?"
"Lets do..."
And with the help of some rope, the four pilots who weren't high on sugar loaded their extremely hyper cargo onto the new mini van and drove off into the sunset.
THE END!!!
Duo: I don't act like that when I'm hyper!
Heero: Oh, but you do
WuFei: Hm...tying Duo to the roof of the car...why didn't
we think of that?
Trowa: We'll have to try that next time
Duo: TK, you are so dead
TsukiKou: See what happens when I get bored? ^_^
Duo: Grrr
