Warning: Relena bashing...you have been warned.

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"What are we going to do?!" Quatre panted after they boys had reached the closet in the front hall way.

"Any of you know where I left my cattle prod?" Trowa asked the guys.

"Hm...I wonder where I put that pitchfork" WuFei pondered....The other pilots looked at him, slightly confused. "What? Don't you guys have pitchforks?"

"No...no, that's childs play....I'VE GOT IT! Trowa, get the keys...we're going for a little ride."

"You're leaving us here with HIM?" Quatre and WuFei shouted as looks of fear spread across their faces.

"Don't worry, we'll be back soon." Heero's devilish smile was growing every second.

"You won't be too cruel, will you?" Quatre pleaded. "He won't be in much pain, will he?"

"Oh no oh no...we'll just keep it slightly above excruciating."

WuFei smiled. "I like the way you think, Yuy."

"Thanks. Trowa, you drive. We've got some...supplies to pick up."

Trowa nodded and the two boys peered out of the closet.

"The coast is clear...let's go"

Trowa and Heero crept out of the closet and down the hall much like Scooby and Shaggy...but that's beside the point...back to the story.

Trowa and Heero were driving down the road to Heero's mystery weapon's place when all of a sudden...SPLAT! A massive bird appeared out of nowhere and left a major spot on the windshield.

"Uh...I can't see...." Heero said, stating the obvious.

"Well, squirt the windshield and use the windshield wipers." Trowa rolled his eyes.

"Uh...OK!" Heero pressed the button to squirt the windshield wiper fluid, but instead of clear, cleaning liquid...out came...

GREEN STICKY CARBONATED BEVERAGE!!!

*gasp*

"Ah!!! Now all I can see is green bird poop!" Heero yelled as the car swerved into a 3/60 and stopped.

"THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THE CATTLE PROD!"

"We'll walk if we have to. He fully deserves this now." Heero said, through gritted teeth.

Back at the house....

"Ok, one in the bathroom, that's feasible, 4 in the bedroom, Duo could do that, 12 in the garage, How the hell does he do it?!" WuFei asked, holding a bag of empty Surge bottles.

"This guy has 6 stomachs, that's how."

"REALLY?"

"..........no....but it would explain a lot." Quatre replied, looking for an answer. "As long as we can keep away from him til Heero and Trowa come home with their secret weapon, we're ok."

WuFei put down the bag and walked over to Quatre. "You don't seriously think we'll last that long, do you?"

"I don't know anymore...I just don't know...OH WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYY???"

"Quatre?"

*sniff sniff* "Yea?"

"SNAP OUT OF IT!"

"Ok..."

*THUMP!*

"What....what was that?" The two looked at each other in shock.

"AHHHHHHHH!"...yet again.

***

The noise that was heard was a lone bottle, falling to the attic floor (ok, so they don't thump when they're empty...they click...that's beside the point). Above it, Duo was hanging upside down from a beam in the ceiling.

"OOOOOOOOOOO I've got a love-a-ly bunch of cocoanuts, didily DEE, there they are a standing in a ROOOW!" Sand Duo, swaying to the beat of the song.

*sigh* "Huh, last bottle? Oh well, it was good while it lasted...hm...how am I going to use my hyperness TOOO-DAAAY?....Aren't you going to answer me? Obey me!

O-BEY your king! Now, GO! Find them! Bring them to MEEEE!"....Duo yelled at his army of Surge bottles, all lined up in little rows.

"Well, if you don't feel like moving, then how about another sing along? hm? Any requests?....You there in the back! What's that? The Cocoanut Song...again? OKEY DOKEY!"

***

The doorbell rang and a paranoid WuFei, with a frightened Quatre right behind him, opened the door as fast as he could.

"It's about time you guys got here! We haven't seen him for 2 hours and we KNOW that he's up to something." WuFei said, shaking with terror of the unknown position of Duo in the house.

Quatre noticed someone standing behind Trowa. "Who did you all bring?"

Quatre soon regreted asking the question. Just then, a girl dressed in all pink bearing a lacey pink parasol stepped through the door...you can only guess.

"Oh no...not that." WuFei said, more terrified than ever.

Heero smiled. "Trust me, if this doesn't set him straight, nothing will. Where all have you guys checked for him?"

WuFei and Quatre looked at each other and then at Heero. "Uh...the closet....he's not there. Nope. We checked every coat pocket. He was no where to be found."

"You guys are so pathetic" Trowa said, shaking his head in dissapointment. "You could have atleast che-" but he was cut off by a loud THUMP from above (yes, this one can actually be called a thump...) from above...no, no more bottles, something else.

The three boys looked at each other and bolted up the stairs, only pausing to tie up the pink princess to make sure she wouldn't follow them.

They opened up the attic door and found Duo rubbing his head. "UUUUUUHHHHH I don't feel so good...maybe I shouldn't have hung upside down for so long..."

"GET HIM!!!"

The next thing Duo knew was that he was tied to a chair in the living room and that the other guys were hiding something in the kitchen. He didn't know exactly what, because he couldn't see through the blindfold over his eyes.

"Guys! The sugar wore off! I'm fine now! Can you take this blindfold off?!" Duo yelled, not knowing how far away the guys were, he wanted to make sure they could hear him.

"You BAKA! You don't have to yell...we're right here." WuFei said, removing the blindfold.

"Yes, and we have a nice little suprise for you" Heero said, standing aside....

(now...for the last time....)

"AHHHHHHH!!!"

...But this time, it was Duo screaming. There stood Relena, still, dressed all in pink, with her portable slide projector and a big white sheet hung over a wire to use as a projection screen.

"Ok! Now we're going to watch slides of me on my trip to Mt. FUJI!!...Ok, there's me waving...there's me waving again....oo there's a cute little animal and ME...uh hu, me AGAIN, oh don't you love that?"

"Anything but that. Ok, check my room. In my drawer you'll find the keys to my stashes in the basement, garage, and the closet by WuFei's pitchfork."

"So THAT'S where that thing went!"

The other three looked at WuFei again, shocked. "WHAT? We already went over this..."

"Ok, so you promise you won't ever touch Surge again?" asked Quatre.

"YES! NOW GET HER OUT OF HERE!"

*POOF!*...No more Relena...on with the story.

"Thank goodness we won't have to put up with a Surge fit again." Trowa said, relieved that the ordeal was over. The guys walked out of the room, leaving Duo alone.

Duo smiled and whispered "Well now, I didn't promise anything about Mountain Dew, now did I?".............

The END!

Tsukikou: Thanks for reading my story! I hope you all liked it! I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate your reviews. They let me know what to keep and to drop in future stories. Thanks again!!