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Summary: Today's episode we have Michael Jackson...
Dedcation: This chapter of The girl's club is dedicated to my new friend Cloud's Angel, why?? Because she's really cool!!!
~*The Girl's Club*~
Episode 2...
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Opening::
*cues boring elevator music*
Were girls....
Tee hee....
We love guys....
We hate comic book nerds....
And on this show...
We hate them all...
Also on this show we will be discussing the latest trends...
We will be discussing them with...
The geek *shows Quistis*
The idiot *shows Selphie*
The prep *Shows Ellone*
The lawyer we randomly pulled off the street *Shows perplexed lady*
And me, the ditz *Shows Rinoa*
But this isn't a perfect show...
A perfect show would be if I could sing the opening theme song *shows Rinoa singing the song 'Like a Virgin'*
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Rinoa: On Today's episode we have Michael Jackson as our special guest
Quistis: He is such a hunk
*everyone moves away uncomfortably*
Selphie: I have a friend his name was Mike and he was like 'OW!' whenever I stabbed him with my pencil and then I said to him you sound like Michael Jackson, Mike.
Ellone: I sware to Hyne himself that I will shove my pompoms up are stupid ass if you don't shut up
Random Lawyer: You are so lucky that is not a crime!
Rinoa: But that was, it was verbal sexual harassment!
Random Lawyer: Now I can sue you for impersonating a lawyer!
Rinoa: I told you we should have dragged a hobo in here instead of a lawyer, Quistis!
Quistis: Anyways, let's take a look at Michael Jackson through the years.
*Shows picture of Michael Jackson on the cover of 'Thriller'*
Ellone: Here we see him still African American
*Shows picture of him on the horrible show, TRL*
Rinoa: Here we see him with his 89 nose jobs and as pasty as Quistis
Quistis: Let's bring him out right now! Michael c'mon out!
*Michael moob walks out and sits down in one of the chairs*
MJ: Call me the king you stupid nerd!
Rinoa: Well uhhhh..King how is your new album doing?
MJ: Not to well, my bitch sister, Janet, got more fucking sales then me
Ellone: Well, she is better then you
MJ: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?! *Nose falls off*
*everyone stares dumbfounded*
MJ: Alright everyone help me find my nose
*no one moves*
MJ: I sware I'm gonna summon my rabid monkey, Bubbles, on all your asses if you don't help me!
*everyone gets down on the floor and begins to look except Selphie*
MJ: You, dumb girl LOOK!
Selphie: Couldn't you just get a new nose?
MJ: Say another word and I'll moon walk all over your ass!
*Selphie helps look*
MJ: That's right slaves, errr...I mean adoring fans, look for me while I sit here, and wait...
*****Commercials****
Mom: Do you kids wanna go to Chucke Cheeses?
Kids: NO!
Mom: Then where?
Kids: We wanna go to a rave!
Mom: hmmm...how about The Chucke Cheese Rave?
Kids: YEAH!!
* Shows them sniffing crack while Chucky dances around them, drunk*
Mom: Wow! This is so fun. I haven't gotten this high since this morning!
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Ellone: I found your nose!
*hands nose to MJ*
MJ: Thank you darlin...
Quistis: Gross Ellone! You actually touched it!
Random Lawyer: Now I'm a lawyer and I can seriously say that I am one!
Rinoa: What was that for?
Random Lawyer: I haven't had much to say in this show
Selphie: Once I went to Disney Land and I punched Donald Duck in the stomach because I don't like how he quacks
Ellone: Could you do us all a favor and die?
Selphie: SURE!
Rinoa: Well, that's all the time we have for today, see you uhhh...some time other then right now!!
Everyone: BUH BYE!!!!!!!!!!
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A/N: How was this episode?? I hope it was good...and funny!!
