Part 4

*Warning! There IS massive violence in this (ok maybe not MASSIVE, but there IS a death…), so if you don't like that stuff, don't read!*


AFTER A WHILE...

*Yui peeks her head out of the cave. She sees Ami and Su*
Yui: CHUKA! KIAKA! We're over here! Just don't let
those creeps follow you!
*Ami and Su approach the cave*
Ami: Geez, why did you guys run away?
Miaka: You would too if you had those creepy people
following you!
Su: Well, I'm glad we found you. Let's be quiet before they find us!

LATER

Miaka: I can't be quiet for this long!
Yui: shut up!
Su: yeah shut up!
Ami: *goes over to Miaka* If you feel like talking
we can go to the back of the cave.
Miaka: Okay! *looks at Yui* Don't you dare say anything!
Yui: *acts innocent* I didn't say anything I didn't even
imply that I was going to say something! Geeez! Don't
get all crabby!
Miaka: Grrrrr…just stop okay? truce?
Yui: Truce!


On the path to the cave…
Tama: Quit following me damnit!
Tomo: Who said I was following you? I am following Auboshi
and Amiiboshi to find lady Yui!
Tama: Oh! really I thought you were stalking me cuz you
love me!
Tomo: *to self* actually I was... but oh well I like to
tease the people I love! *aloud* Shut up you Suzaku
freak!
Tama: *turns around to face Tomo, the ogre sign on his
forehead glowing*
YOU SERIYUU GAY FREAK BOY! YOU AND
YOUR STUPID "SHIN" ARE GOING DOWN! *blasts Tomo with a
ki ball*
ARGHHHHHH!!! *he misses*

Tama: Damn! *starts to charge up another ball* Hmmm…
*stops the charging, the sign dissapears* Uhh, Tomo?
Tomo: *smiles* Yes my love?
Tama: *thinks* How I wish Tasuki was here. *aloud*
Why don't we go find Miaka and Yui first, THEN we can uhh…
*shivers* Get it…on…
Tomo: Oh Tamahome, your so funny! *takes out shin, walks
to Tamahome*
I don't think that'll work, besides, I don't
like Nakago anymore. *smiles evily, touches Tamahome's
forehead*
I want YOU!
Tama: *shakes head* Yuck! Get away from me you jerk!
How could I like you? You're a…a man!
Tomo: *sighs* I see, hmm…I will just have to kill you
know, because if I can't have you, NOBODY CAN! *opens
shin*
Hahaha, oops, I mean kakaka…
Tama: Stop laughing that way! *starts to get sucked
in*
AHHHH! Miaka! Yui! Heeeeelllpppp… *dissapeared*
Tomo: Kakaka, Tamahome. You won't remember anything in this
fake world I put you in! *smiles as he puts shin in his
pocket*
I love you my little shin!
Tama: *from inside the shin, his voice is faint*
Miaka…
Tomo: *giggles to himself* I'll turn back into my real self and destroy you Tamahome!

Inside the cave…
Miaka: Come on Kaika, lets go talk in the back, lets leave
little miss "I can't talk" and her "boyfriend" alone!
Yui: *shoots a "I'm gonna kill you" look towards Miaka*
Yeah, leave me and Chuka alone. While your back there, why
don't you see if you can find something to eat?
Ami: That's a good idea, come on Miaka! *grabs Miaka's
arm
* I can play something on my flute for you!
Miaka: *blushes* Uhh…Ok! But you two can find food for
yourselves! Bye! *runs to the back with Amii*
Su: Bye Amii…Kaika! *looks to Yui* So, what do you want to
talk about?
Yui: *sits down, Su follows, rubs head* Hmmm…I don't know.
Are we going to stay in this cave all night? It's
already…*looks out side to the sky* I estimate…7:30.
Su: What? I think we better stay her all night just to be
safe from those freaks.
Yui: Yeah, your right Chuka. I'm surprised that they're
not out here looking for us yet. Maybe they gave up?
Su: *mumbles* Yeah but that's not like Tamahome…
Yui: What? Tamahome? Who's that?
Su: *sighs* No one. Should we go look for something to
eat?
Yui: I don't think that's safe. *looks outside again*
There's your mom and dad!
Su: And they have food! *yells outside* Mom! Dad! Come
into the cave!
Mom and Dad: *walks into the cave* Hmm? Having a little
campout? Sounds fun!
Yui: Not really, we're hiding from people looking for
Miaka and I.
Su: *stands up* Uhhh…mom…*whispers into her ear* Its
Tama-freak and Tomo… *speaks aloud* I'll go get Am…Kaika
and Miaka, then we can eat!
Yui: Good idea, I'll come with you!

In shin…
Tamahome: *wakes up in his house* Huh? Where am I?
Miak…

Tomo: *walks in* Oh your up Tamahome!
Tamahome: *rubs head* Have I seen you before? Is Tamahome
my name?
Tomo: No you haven't seen me, and yes your name is
Tamahome.
Tama: *gazes at the black buns with blue ribbon keeping
them together*
Those look familer, are you sure we haven't
met before?
Tomo: *sighs* Yes, I'm very sure Tama-kins. Are you hungry?
I made lunch.
Tama: Well, I'm not very hungry. I'm just tired.
Tomo: *smiles evily and yawns* Yeah. I am too, probably from
all the cooking I did just for you…*climbs on to bed with
Tama and thinks*
Hopfully this method will work with
Tamahome…
Tama: *curls up in bed, doesn't notice that Tomo is in bed
with him*
Goodnight…maybe I'll eat something when
I wake…
Tomo: But you'll be dead before you wake…kakaka…
Tama: *sits up and looks to Tomo* What? I know that laugh,
and what about me being dead?
Tomo: *smiles, make-up appears on face, takes out butcher
knife*
I was talking about…YOU BEING DEAD RIGHT NOW!
*jumps on Tama, laughs in his face* kakaka…
Tama: *memory comes back* Wha…Tomo! *tries to push Tomo
off, but doesn't suceed*
Get off me!
Tomo: Like I said Tama-hottie, if I can't have you, no one
can!
Tama: Why don't you turn back into a man Tomo? Or are you
more comfortable in you female form? Huh?
Tomo: *frowns, crown apears, hair changes, costume appears*
Like this? Say your last words soon Tama-jerk, you end is
near…kakaka…
Tama: *looks at Tomo's chest, shakes head* But…you still
got those!
Tomo: *looks down at herself* Who said I never had them!
Tama: *while Tomo is busy studying him…er…herself Tama
tries to wiggle himself from underneath her*
Uhh…ewww…*shudders* ahhh…finally, some fresh air! *he gets out but talks a little too loud*
Tomo: *looks for Tama and finds that he has gotten out from
under hi…herself, grunts, looks to left*
Aha! That's where
you got to Tamahome! *jumps of the bed, shrieks as she
runs after Tama*
Come back Tamahome! I'll cook you
something you'll never forget!
Tama: *Runs out of the bedroom, out to the yard* Tomo! Get
away from me you freak! *stumbles on a rock*
Tomi: My name is Tomi! And I'm Tomo's twin sister! *sees Tama on the ground, smiles* kakaka, Tamahome, you've made a fatal mistake, that little
rock has just killed you! *dives onto the ground, Tama
tries get up to run, but the knife stabs into his leg*

Tama: AHH!!! *looks to his leg, tries to reach for it* How
could you???
Tomi: Easy, I just jabbed this knife into your leg, don't
you know anything Tama-cutie? *pulls the knife down his leg to his ankel* I hope Miaka likes this main course, I'm sure they made things like this in her world!
Tama: *screams in pain* Ahhh!!!
Tomi: *pulls out knife, flips Tama over* Tamahome…you'd
have been the perfect boyfriend…we could've taken over the world, but NO! You had to like Miaka! What does she have that I don't? *starts to cry*
Tama: She…Miaka…loves me…and…she's…an…actual…female…
Tomi: WHAT??? *hair stretches and picks Tama up* I AM a female! I'm Tomo's twin sister!

Tama: Then…why were you…acting…like Tomo?
Tomi: Because nobody knows Tomi! Tomo's the famous one, not me! But now, I shall end the love between you and MIAKA! DIE! *takes knife out and stabs
Tama in the chest, Tama screams*
You brought this on your
self! I offered you everything you could've wanted! *Tama
starts to cry*

Tama: *spits out blood* No… *looks to sky*
Goo…goodbye…Mi..Mia… *dies*

Back into the Book world…
Tomi: *closes her shin* Tamahome…*looks to the ground at
Tamahome*
Goodbye…
*Tomi thinks for a moment and smiles*

Tomi: KA KA KA! Poor Tamahome....I have something planned
for you so don't say good bye to your precious Miaka
yet!!!
*Tomi cuts up Tamahome and grills him, grabs 6 flour tortillas adds lettuce cheese
and Tamahome pieces, puts in microwave, waits for 10
seconds.......... grabs the tortillas and wraps them up
and heads to find Miaka and the others.*

Tomi: This is a fool proof plan. KA KA KA I can't
wait to see Miaka eat her beloved Tamahome!!! That's what
he gets for not loving me in exchange!! ka ka ka…*coughs*