Hey, no one reviews, but w/e..

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"How much longer!!???" Laon said. "Oh about 2 days left. Why, are you getting weak you poor little baby?" Atred teased him. Suddenly, two Basiliks appeared. "Remember Laon, use Fire" Atred told him. "A-alright...I guess" Laon said shakily. He rose his hands up in the air and mumbled 'Fire element, help me'. A ball of fire came from within his hand and he threw it and struck a Basilik. It moaned and fell over. Next Atred took out his water sword and jumped on top of a Basilik and stabbed him. It took a few steps back and fell over. "No match for us, eh?" Atred told Laon. "Yeah whatever" Laon said.

They made camp under a boulder sticking out. "MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...This beef jerky rocks man!" Atred told him with his mouth full. "First, my Mother made it. Second, Stop eating like a pig. Your going to waste all of the rations." Atred said in his lecture voice. Atred had a piece of jerky hanging out of his mouth and he looked up at him. "Mrf Mum Bah" Atred's muffled voice said. His eyes got all wide. He fell over like a rock. "Now that he's asleep, I can actually get a piece of it". Laon was saying. He leaned over and put his hand on a piece of jerky. Suddenly Atred sat up in jerky-full-clad armor and pounded Laon's hand. "Mah Bee Jerfy!" Atred exclaimed. He took away his jerky and stuffed it in his mouth, which had all the other pieces in there. "Come on, let me have a piece" Laon whined. Atred pulled a piece out of his mouth. "No thanks Atred" Laon said. Laon lunged for the bag and Atred pummeled him. Laon fell backward and stood up again. Atred stood up with his jerky helmet. "MAH BEEE JARFYYY!!!!!!!!" Atred yelled furiously. They started to wrestle, but little did they know, someone was watching them. Atred punched him with his jerky wrist and Laon flew backwards into the boulder. "Owie..." Laon mumbled. He stood up and jump kicked Atred and he landed in the fire. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASSSSSSSSSSSS ISSSSSSSSSS ONNNNNNNNNNNNN FIIIRRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT OUT!!" Atred screamed, running around. Laon sat and watched him with wonder because he wasn't on fire. Maybe that Beef Jerky isn't good to eat in large portions. Laon gathered their things and beckoned Atred. "Let's go" Laon said. "OOOOKKKAAAYYY!!!" Atred said with enthusiastic. All of a sudden, There was a rumbling sound and a great huge shadow. "I WANT BEEEF JERKY!!!" it said in a monstrous voice. Both of them screamed little girly screams, And held on to each other. Then a girl came out of the shadows. "I fooled you two!"

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Eh...This chapters weird. If anyone decides to review this then no flames. Just destructive critisism. Lol.