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PAIGE CAM: Hi, I'm Paige and you're watching a very special edition of Trading Spaces. Today Hogwarts students Parvati and Lavender will be trading spaces with The Evil Dark Lord Voldemort and his slave Wormtail. *insanely smiles*

Paige- Now, both teams know the rules, right?

*Both teams drown out Paige's voice as she speaks.*

Paige- *hands house keys to opposite parties'.* It's time for Trading Spaces! *another insane smile*



PAIGE CAM: Lavender and Parvati have to re-do Lord Voldemort's Dark Dungdeon. Let's see how they are doing.

Parvati- Eww! I can't totally belief someone like LIVES here!

Lavendar- Major creepage! Now listenning, first I'm thinking the skeletons how to go!

Parvati- Definately! Now...I'm thinking pink, what about you? There's something said for an evil Dark Lord who decorates with pink.

Lavendar- Yah!



PAIGE CAM: Okay, so Parvati & Lavendar's plan is to turn Voldemort's creepy dungdeon into a pink paradise- now let's check on Voldemort and Wormtail. These two have to redecorate Parvati's and Lavendar's bedroom, located in the Gryffindor Tower.

Paige- How are you guys doing so far?

Voldemort- Watch out with that camera or I'll Expelliarmus you!

Paige- Gee, someone's grumpy....

Voldemort- I'm sssorry Paige- it'sss jussst I have never seen so much PINK and PLUSSSH and FRILLY thingsss in my life- it's giving me a splitting headache.

PAIGE CAM: Well, at the risk of getting 'Expelliarmus'd...I'll let these two discuss their plans from afar.

Wormtail- My dark lord, I'm thinking we use something a bit more earthy to ring out the sutle tone in the hardwood, hmmm?

Voldemort- YOU IDIOT!

Wormtail- No? Then we'll go with pastels?

Voldemort- NO FOOL! I AM THE DARK LORD! I do NOT decorate!

Wormtail- Oh yes...Yes, of course my lord...Wait- then why are we on Trad-

Voldemort- YOU FOOL! This is the GRYFFINDOR Tower! Do you not know who lives here?

Wormtail- Parvati and Lavendar?

Voldemort- NO! HARRY POTTER! Harry Potter- my arch enemy lives here!

Wormtail- Of yes. Yes, of course. Brilliant plan! We'll go decorate Harry's room!

Voldemort- *hits himself on the head* Someone hand me my wand...I want to Avada Kedavra myself.



*COMMERCIAL* *DAY TWO*

PAIGE CAM: Welcome back to Trading Spaces, where neighbours have three days to redecorate each other's rooms. We're here with Parvati and Lavendar- on day two- who have the challenge of transforming a wreckless wizard's room into a funky hangout.*

Lavendar- Teehee! Voldemort is totally gonna love this room!

Parvati- Paige, like totally check out this ancient prision cell that we transformed into a groovy dance cage!

Lavendar- And look- this toture device- the 'strecther', is now a frilly, pink bed. Totally cool huh?

Parvati- And we totally weaved together some old, leather restraints into a like lovely 'Welcome' mat.



PAIGE CAM: So the girls are doing fine- let's check on the guys over in the Gryffindor Tower*

Wormtail- We could so use this tapestry. I know! I'll sew it into a couch cover!

Voldemort- For the LAST time Wormtail- we are NOT here to decorate. We are here to KILL Harry Potter!

Wormtail- Oh, oh, brilliant plan master...How are we going to that?

Voldemort- It's simple. I'll simply set a load of bobby traps in the room. Harry is bound to walk through here someday.

Wormtail- Brilliant, brilliant master! Let's get to it!

PAIGE CAM: So are guys are hard at work. After commercials, the neighbours will get to see their newly decorated rooms! *insane smile*

*COMMECIAL* *DAY THREE*

PAIGE CAM- We are back to Trading Spaces! Teams have Five- four- three more minutes left before the game is over and the contestants switch back. Let's get a final word from each of our teams*

Parvati- Oh my gawd! Voldemort's room is so totally cool. He has to completely like throw a sleepover or something.

Lavendar- He is gonna be so totally popular!



Voldemort- WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes...er...I mean...Yeah, I mean Penelope and Listerine will love their room.

Wormtail- *nudges Voldemort* Psst...It's Parvati and Lavnedar.

Voldemort- That's what I...er...said...

PAGIE CAM- TIME'S UP!

Paige- Okay, So Voldemort- time to open your eyes! How do you like the new look?

Voldemort- *blinded by pink* What?...What?...What happened to my cobwebs...dear cobwebs...and skeletons?...and WHAAAAA!!!!

Wormtail- Whoo! It's a waterbed!

PAIGE CAM- Well, that went sure went down well...Now Parvati and Lavander get to see their new room.

Paige- Now open the door girls!

*Parvati opens the door only to- WHACK! SLUDGE YEE GACKS! Pie in the face upon walking in, shaving creams falls on her, feathers blown from fan and falls in a pile of chocolate pudding.*

Parvati- WHAAAA!!!!!!

Lavendar- WHAAAA!!!

Paige- Well that concludes another episode of Trading Spaces. I'm your host Paige- siging off!



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