Cheese Revolutions and many other wonderful things

Disclaimer: I own everything, but Harry, Cheese, Mr Skeels, Elizabeth…..etc u get the point, now read, read, READ I SAY!!!! MUAHAHHAHAA!

A/n: I am very hyper while writing this

My sister is walking along an abanoned highway in the Arctic while eating cheese, when all of a sudden…..

Elizabeth: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Boom

Elizabeth has fallen into a ditch. She has dropped the cheese. The ditch has caved in. She is now all alone. But out of her wondering eyes should appear, but a miniture sheilgh, and eight tiny reindeer.

Elizabeth: Huh?!?!?

Nevermind.

Elizabeth: Ok.

Good

All of a sudden, a cheerleading squad appears out of nowhere

Elizabeth: Brrr….it's cold in here.

Cheerleader One: You stole our cheer!

Elizabeth: No I didn't

Cheerleader 2: Yes you did

Elizabeth: No I didn't

Cheerleader 3: Yes u did

Wait! Before we all get in a big fight, can't we work this out? Can't it be both of your cheers? We can share!

Cheerleader 4: No

You better, or else I will send in….dun dun da! THE CONCRETE MIXER!

Elizabeth: The concrete mixer?

So you can be barried

Cheerleader 5: Fun

You know, I don't like u cheerleaders……..

Cheerleader 6: You better

I still don't. You are the weakest link. Goodbye!

Cheerleaders: NO!!!!!!

Cheerleaders dissapear into another ditch. But that is a different story.

Elizabeth: Thanks!

No problem. Now you remember young child, life is but a bowl of beans

Elizabeth: Can I come out of the ditch now?

Ok.

Now for something completely different………

Elizabeth, is now, in the center, of the EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth: I have burnt up.

Nice

Elizabeth: No I haven't

Darn

Elizabeth, you are now in Machu Picchu. We can't have the main character blown up or spontainiously human combust!

Elizabeth: I must go take a bath in a ditch now.

Really

Elizabeth: Yes

Ok then….

Elizabeth is now in a HUGE pool, with an golden goose egg, wearing a pink and sliver swimsuit with a black thunderbolt on it.

Elizabeth: I asked for a ditch!

Oh.

Elizabeth is now in a ditch, with a golden goose egg, wearing a pink and sliver swimsuit with a black thunderbolt on it. She hears a chanting noise…

Chanting noise: Open the egg

Elizabeth: What if I don't want to?

Chanting noise: You will DIE!

Elizabeth: I'll open the egg

Chanting Noise: Good

Elizabeth opens the egg, and a BIG mermaid comes out.

Mermaid: Thanx! It was really sufficating in there!

Elizabeth: Don't mention it…….

Elizabeth then hears her destiny……is it….no, it can't be…………..

SHE MUST DIVE DOWN AND DIG THROUGH THE SOIL TO SAVE RONALD WEASLY FROM THE EVIL MUD FROG!

Elizabeth: Hang in there Ron!!!!!

She dives into the deepths of the ditch and saves Ronald Weasly

Ron: Thanx!

Baritone Music Plays

A Piece of real walking talking cheese appears!

Cheese: I shall save you!

Elizabeth: OK

Cheese saves Elizabeth, then puts her in a cradle and plays more baritone music

Elizabeth: Wow! Baritone Music! This is a cheese revelution! A piece of real walking talking cheese that plays the baritone!

Cheese: Yes, I shall be marketed at a Safeway Grocery Store and by boughten by people like Mr. Skeels

Elizabeth: Cool

Ron appears once again

Ron: Why is Elizabeth in a cradle?

Cheese: Because she is!

Ron: Oh.

Elizabeth's friends Wes and Dayna and Carmen and Holleay appear

Wes: YUM! CHEESE!

Cheese: No……..

Wes eats the Cheese

And even before he got marketed………….Wes dissapears. I never like him, anyway. He was a bit on the weird side…..Ron disappears, to. And so does Holleay, and Carmen,

Dayna: I can't disapear!!!!!!

To bad

Dayna: NO!!!!!

Dayna is sucked up by a vacum cleaner, which is Elizabeth's mouth!

Hehe. You shoulda been there, it was really funny. Elizabeth's mouth got all big, and then….

Elizabeth: ENOUGH I SAY!

Ok.

Maybe you can spointainisouly human combust, too.

Elizabeth: No!!! I am the key to the operation!!! The main character can't die!!!! NO, please no!!!!!

Elizabeth bursts into flames

There. That is the end. Or is it????

Elizabeth: I live!

Not for long

Elizabeth: Yes, for a very long time

As I see it, no. You will die very soon

Elizabeth: Hey! I just reliased something! How come you make all the descisons around here! This isn't fair! I AM GOING TO RUN AWAY!

No you can't. You see, I make all the choices around here….so you will……………….DIE OF BARITONE MUSIC!

Elizabeth: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baritone Blasts in Elizabeth's ear

The End

A/n: That was very interesting, wasn't it? R&R! Thanx ;)