Ok, so Part 1 sucked. Part 2 will be better! (Don't ask me where I got the idea for this. I don't have a clue…)

Teenagers!

Part 2

            Wildwing's stomach growled again. He was very hungry. He couldn't wait until his brother returned home with the pizzas. Nosedive was out and about today, so the Ducks asked him to bring back food. Naturally, he chose pizza.

            "Where is Nosedive?" asked Mallory, impatient. It seemed that Wing was not the only famished Duck in the Pond.

            "We talked to him a half hour ago!" said Duke. "Where could he be?"

            At that moment the door opened and Nosedive entered, carrying three boxes of pizza. Their stomachs growled fiercely at the pizzas' delicious aroma. "Hurry up!" shouted Mallory.

            Dive laid the boxes down and sat at the table. The others grabbed slices and dove into their food. Nosedive just sat there.

            "Dive, you ok?" asked Wildwing.

            "Yea…" was the reply.

            "You sure?" Wing asked suspiciously.

            "Yea."

            "How come your not getting any pizza?" he asked.

            Nosedive thought for a second. "My thongue hurths," he mumbled.

            Wing was puzzled. "Why does your tongue hurt?" 

            Nosedive looked around nervously. He reluctantly opened his mouth. His tongue was swollen and he had a silver post going through it with a ball on top.

            "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?" shrieked Wildwing.

            "I piercth my thongue."

            "WHAT!?" cried the other Ducks.

            "You pierced your tongue?!" repeated Wing.

            "Yea. Tho?"

            "Why?!"

            "Cuth I wanthed thoo."

            Tanya walked over to Nosedive to inspect his tongue. "You do know the dangers of this action, right?" she asked. "The chances of it getting infected are high. You could damage your teeth, too. I mean, look how swollen your tongue is! Did you think this through before you had this done?"

            "Kinda…" Tanya smacked his head. Wildwing rubbed his temples.

            "Where did you have this done?" asked Wildwing.

            "A new sthore in the mall. 'Th called "Roth Hut"."

            "The What Hut?"

            "Roth Hut. Y'know, the flower with thornth?"

            "Rose Hut?"

            "Yea, thath it."

            Wildwing shook his head sadly. Nosedive picked at a piece of pizza.

            "Is it even still warm?" asked Wildwing. Nosedive just made a face at him. The other Ducks had finished their pizza and left. Wildwing stayed to talk to his brother. Nosedive was eating very slowly due to his painful tongue.

            Wildwing watched his brother wince in pain as he put another piece in his mouth. "So I take it it hurts?"

            "Ooooh yea…" said Dive.

            "Does it hurt worse now?"

            "A little."

            Wildwing laughed. "So why'd you even do it?"

            "Cuth I wanted thoo. I thold you…" he put another piece in his mouth.

            Wildwing laughed again. "Oh Dive…what am I going to do with you?" Dive just threw a pepperoni at him.