Dive, what other craziness have you gotten yourself into? Ottercub's right, no wonder Wing's loosing all his hair! ^_^
Teenagers!
Part 3
"Thrash! Mook-mook! Where are you guys?" Nosedive called.
"Back here!" came a voice from the back room. Nosedive followed Thrash's answer.
Mookie was washing her hair in the sink and Thrash was supervising. His once-orange hair was now bright purple.
"Whoa! What'd you do?" asked Dive.
"Slow day, so we're dyin' our hair. Wanna try?" he asked. He pointed at the clored tubes on the counter. "We got green, orange, purple, black, bleach, blue, and red."
Dive rubbed his chin. "Sure! It's not like I have anything better to do…"
Mookie turned off the water and grabbed a towel. Her hair was green. "Hey Dive. What's up?"
"Dive's gonna take the plunge. What color?" explained Thrash.
"Here we go…" said Dive, picking up a tube. "Let's rock!"
Wildwing entered the Ready Room. "Hey Dive, any signs of tr…" He rubbed his eyes. "Ok, what did you do now?"
"Whadayamean?" asked Nosedive, looking up from his comic book.
"Your hair!"
"Yea, so?"
"It's blue!"
Nosedive touched his head. "Oh, so it is!" he said. Wildwing walked over and fingered his brothers blue locks.
"How?"
"Hair dye. Thrash and Mook were bored today, so we had a little party," Nosedive explained. "Why?"
"It's just that…well…Ducks normally don't change their hair colors…or anything else like that…" he said. "It caught me by surprise, that's all." He started to laugh.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, it's just that you're starting to turn into a human teenager…" said Wing, ruffling his brother's hair.
"Am not…" Dive protested, smacking Wing's hand away. "Y'know, you'd look good as a purple…"
Wing laughed again. "Oh no you don't…"
"Oh, right, you don't have hair…" said Dive, laughing.
"Keep it up and you won't, either…" Wing crossed his arms. "Hmm…I should have thought of that when it was still long…"
"Oh hardy har har! You think you're so funny!"
"Hey, so do you!"
"It's called comic relief, bro. Read the job description!"
"Yea, 'Basic all-around pain in the neck'? Probably!"
"No, that's sooo you, man."
"Hey, you're the one with the blue hair and the hole in your tongue!"
"What's your point?"
"Oh I give up!" Wildwing threw his hands in the air.
"Whoo hoo! I win!" Dive threw a fist in the air. "Give it up for the Dive!"
"I do give it up. Ever wonder why I have no hair?"
"Cuz you spaz out over the simplest things?"
"Oh never mind!" Wildwing left the room.
Duke was walking by. He happened to catch a glance inside the room. "Whoa! What happened to Dive?"
"He's just being a teenager…" said Wildwing.
"You're just jealous!" shouted Nosedive. Duke snickered.
Wildwing sighed. "Just make sure Mallory's hair doesn't turn funny colors. I have a bad feeling…"
