~#~Seifer Almsay meets Teapot-sama-Prequel to Quatre's Teapot.~#~
A/N: You need to have read Leira's 'Quatre's teapot' fic to get this so go and read it SHOO! Read it? Good! If you have read it you'll know that Quatre found his teapot on a deckchair in the desert…ever wondered how teapot-sama got there? Look no further…even though Teapot-sama is a Gundam Wing story this however borrows heavily from FF8…
Disclaimer: I shan't do a long disclaimer as this fic is very short but I shall put it this way most of the characters in here do not belong to me Seifer belongs to Squaresoft Teapot-sama belongs to Leira and any other characters mentioned by me that don't belong to me I shall return them...a little broken and battered but they are returned ^__________^
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Fangurl #7689463: WOW! I 3 you Teapot-sama!
Fangurl #239575: Oh gosh Teapot-sama! You're so BEAUTIFUL!
Fangurl #654: LOOOOOOOOOK! He's pouring some TEA!
All Fangurl: YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY! Teapot-sama!
Seifer: Hmph! Look at that teapot-sama and his stupid fan club™ (1)
Fangurl #5647552: WOAH! This tea is delicious….
Seifer: SO? *I* can make a bloody cup of tea…
Fangurl #831453: Teapot-sama you are the best thing we've ever followed…
Seifer: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Fangurl #8745635: What was the name of that like other guy we followed aaaaages ago…
Fangurl #756436735: Who um was it Safer? (2)
Seifer: (marches off) THAT DOES IT! *stomp stamp rant rave slam* I am sick of Teapot-sama! God I wish I had a fairy godmother who would tell me what to do…
*And in the midst of a massive cliché a lot of um sparkly glittery thingies come and gold air and more sparkles and smoke in comes*
Zell: Hello Seifer! I am your fairy godmother!
Seifer: YOU! You can't be my fairy godmother it says here it was *supposed* to be one of the AOL message board guides…
Zell: She couldn't come…
Seifer: Oh great and I get chicken wuss…
Zell: I *CAN* leave you know…
Seifer: Oh for crying out loud…
Zell: Lets just get on with it…
Seifer: FINE!
Zell: Ahem… (Faraway misty voice) Seeeeeeiiiiiifer…what is the matter…
Seifer: It's that flaming TEAPOT that everyone seems to worship…
Zell: You mean TEAPOT-SAMA! *sighs*
Seifer: ARGH! NOT YOU ASWELL! Anyway he stole MY fan club! What should I do about it…
Zell: (~~~~~~~~~not really listening as he is gazing at Teapot-sama) Act on your emotions…
Seifer: Hmmmm…
Zell: (~~~~~~~~~wants to glomp Teapot-sama)
Seifer: I think I'll do just that! (runs to the table where Teapot sama is and uppercuts underneath it the table flies in the air and Seifer goes in once again ready to strike our brave teapot!)
All Fangurls: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Seifer: DIE! TEAPOT-SAMA!
Zell: Oh no you don't! (and with lightening fast reactions he come up with a extra special wicked kewl ZELL SPELL™)
Teapot-sama in the sky
May you fly so very high!
Fly away from this here land
Away from Seifer's Eevil hand!
*And our brave Teapot-sama flew through the air out of the sky and whizzed around space for a few days before finally landing into another dimension (incoming cliché twilight zone music) on a deckchair in the middle of a desert somewhere*
Quatre: (Who just so happens to be wandering around the desert) Is that a teapot sitting on a deckchair? I must get closer…
~#~Owari~#~
(1) In case you're wondering if you do wish to join the Teapot-sama fan club™ then contact Leira
(2) My spellchecker on my computer tried to change Seifer to 'Safer' and even more comical 'Sexier' heh heh
*giggles* Now wasn't that fun children?
Comments appreciated as always please R+R!
