My Tekken Big Brother story- Part 9
Xmas Eve, morning
T.Nina- Merry Xmas Eve contestants!
Xaioyu- I WANT MY PRESENTS!!!
Nina- Shaddup brat! you'll get your damn presents on Xmas, no sooner, so be quiet already!
Jin- What's wrong with you?
Nina- NOTHING YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE WORM!!!!
Jin- Ooookay.......
T.Nina- Nina, go check the mail, would you?
Nina- YOU GO DO IT!!!
T.Nina- I'm the author, you do as I say, NOW!!!
Nina- Whatever bitch.... *footsteps are heard*
T.Nina- *whispers* sorry about her, she's pissed off because she can't spend Xmas with a certain
someone while her sister is with them
Lee- Hmmm, now who would you be talking about.... *sarcastically*
T.Nina- Yes Lee, we know it's obvious......
Lee- I'm stuck here in the same house as *shudder* Anna....
Devil- WE ARE NOT CELEBRATING XMAS IN THE SAME HOUSE AS I'M IN!!!
Kazuya- Same here!
Angel- Awwww, come on guys, cheer up!
Devil- Now, you stupid holy freak, I'm satan, Lucifer, Devil, Diablo, whatever, why would I want
to celebraate the birth of Jesus?
Angel- Cause it's fun?
Kazuya- Idiots, i'm surrounded by idiots!
Xaioyu- *is standing near Kazuya*
Anna- *is standing near Kazuya*
Julia- *is standing near Kazuya*
Kazuya- I rest my case.......
Nina- *in a dull tone* We have 498573489534876528346542786 hate mails,
49059843752395686 catalouges, 84237543875456766537 bombs and 4 Xmas cards
T.Nina- Ohhhh, who from?
Nina- The first hate mail was from Heihachi, the second was from.....
T.Nina- I mean the Xmas cards
Nina- Cherry, Kettia, Corrielle and........... SPYRO THE DRAGON!!
T.Nina- Why would he send us an Xmas card?
Nina- It says 'Dear Nina and T.Nina, please say Merry Xmas to Devil for me, thankyou, signed,
Spyro'.
T.Nina- I think he's a fan because of the purple skin and the horns.....
Devil- ARGH! I HATE XMAS!!! *fires a killer beam at the ceiling*
Kazuya- HEY! THIS IS MY HOUSE! THAT CELING COSTS MONEY YOU KNOW!!!
Devil- SHUT-UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Nina- CALM DOWN!
Devil- NO YOU LITTLE MOTHER F.....
T.Nina- Ah-ah, temper, temper!
Devil- GAH! *storms off to the boy's room*
Kazuya- He listened to you! He never listens to anyone!
Angel- Hey, I think Devil has a crush on T.Nina!
Devil- *from the boys room* I SO DON'T!
Julia- The first sign is denial......
Devil- SHUT UP MORTAL BEFORE I CLAIM YOUR SOUL OR SOMTHING!
Julia- I like my soul where it is! *runs and hides behind Jin*
Jin- Uhhh, and I'M going to protect you from HIM?
Julia- *in a squeaky voice* yes
Jin- Ahhhh........ no, i'm not
Julia- YOU ARE! *hits him on the back of the head*
Kazuya- *uses Dragon uppercut on Julia* DON'T HIT MY SON!
Jin- Dad!
Julia- Owww........ *limps off to the girls room*
Jin- My dad is so cool!
Xaioyu- Whoa.....
**6 O'clock in the evening**
*Julia is still in bed, Anna is still in a hidden cupboard*
Xaioyu- I'm going to bed!
Jun- At 6 pm?
Jin- Are you mad?
Angel- Odd child.....
Devil- What the hell?
Xaioyu- The sooner I sleep, the sooner it's morning, the sooner I get pressies! *goes to the girls
room*
Jun- Good night! *goes too*
Jin- Bye *goes to the boys room*
Angel- Good bye! *goes to bed*
Devil- I won't get presents anyway, i'm satan!
Lee- I'm not tired
Kazuya- Me neither
Lee- I'm gonna read in front of this nice warm fire for 6 hours
Kazuya- I'm gonna sharpen Nina's knives for about 6 hours
Nina- Thankyou!
**6 Hours later**
*Clock chimes Midnight*
Lee- *has stopped reading, is now making the fire bigger*
Kazuya- I suppose you're waiting for Fatheer Xmas? *puts down the knives*
Lee- Yup!
Devil- I hear somthing.....
*The sound of thudding on the roof is heard and then some soot falls down the chimney into the
fire*
Lee- Bingo!
*Suddenly someone in a red suit comes down the chimney and catches fire and starts screaming
and running around the room*
Kazuya- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! *starts attacking the man in the suit*
Lee- *attacks also*
Devil- What the hell?
Xaioyu- *comes out to see what all the noise is about* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH KAZUYA
AND LEE ARE KILLING SANTA!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nina+T.Nina- *wakes up suddenly* WHERE'S THE FIRE? WHERE'S THE FIRE? Oh, wait,
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN IN THERE?
Lee+Kazuya- *Are attacking the man in the red suit*
Xaioyu- *crying her eyes out uncontrollably*
Anna- *still in the cupboard*
Julia- *still in bed, now unconcious*
Devil- *is very confused*
Angel- *is asking Devil what's going on, and he's still confused*
Jin- *Has joined in at Killing the man in the Red who is still burning*
Jun- *is trying to calm Xaioyu down while yelling at Kazuya and Jin to stop*
T.Nina- EVERYBODY STOP RIGHT NOW!!!
*Everyone freezes*
T.Nina- Thankyou....... Okay, what is going on?
Xaioyu- THEY'RE KILLING SANTA!!!!!!
Nina- LEE HOW COULD YOU!?!?
Kazuya- That's not Santa
Lee- Yeah! It's Heihachi with a bomb!
Xaioyu- Bomb? Heihachi? AGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Devil- *grabs the bomb and hurls it through the roof, far into space*
Kazuya- AND AGAIN WITH THE ROOF!!!!
Devil- Get over it!
Heihachi- X_x
Kazuya- AT LAST HE DIES!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH, OH, OH YEAH!!!!
Lee- Uhh...... *giant animie sweatdrop*
Jin- My dad is so uncool......... ~_~
Kazuya- Take that back or die!
Jin- :-P Make me!
T.Nina- Enough of that! *Heihachi's body vanishes* Now back to bed until morning!
*Xaioyu, Jun, Angel, Jin and Lee go to bed*
T.Nina- ALL of you!
Kazuya- Whatever.... *goes to bed*
Devil- I shan't, I won't, you can't make me!
T.Nina- You shall, you will and I can make you! *Devil Vanishes and re-appears in his bed in the
boys room*
Devil- CURSE YOU T.NINA!
Jin- Be quiet! I need my beauty sleep!
Devil- Beauty Sleep? That could take weeks!
Jin- Oh ha ha Devil, so funny
Lee- Be quiet! I'm TRYING to sleep!
Devil- Whatever *goes to sleep*
Kazuya- *goes to sleep*
Jin- *goes to beauty sleep*
Lee- *falls asleep*
**Xmas Morning**
Xaioyu- PRESSIES, PRESSIES, PRESSSSSSSSSSSIEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for the
presents*
Devil- *walks out of the boys room* (In a very bored voice) Oh yay....
Angel- Merry Xmas Everyone!!! *big smile*
Julia- Where's the presents? Where's the presents? *runs at them*
Kazuya- Where's the alcohol? *makes a dash for the drinks*
Lee- *sits on a chair with his back to everyone*
Jin- What's wrong with him?
T.Nina- I spoke to him in the Diary Room earlier, he refuses to celebrate Xmas without
Nina.........
Nina- Oooooooooooooh how sweet!
Lee- *still sulking*
T.Nina- Lee, Please report to the Diary Room to recieve punishment for your behaviour!
Lee- *gulp* Uh oh...... *walks to the Diary Room*
*Five minutes later*
Lee- *walks out of the Diary Room looking dazed and covered in red lipstick kisses*
N......N........Nina was in there! *grins widely*
Nina- Hee heee!
Xaioyu- I GOT MINIEGGS!! MINIEGGS GALORE!!!! *dances around eating minieggs*
Julia- Zebra striped socks and new feathers for my headband! YAY!!! *runs to the girls room to
try them on*
Kazuya- A new purple suit..... how thrilling.......
Angel- A white top and a shiny new wreath!
Devil- Hair gel and horn polish, how........original
Jun- Eau De Goody-two-shoes perfume, my fave! *sprays some on*
Jin- A mannikin of me with pins stuck in it and it's head cut off ..... gee thanks Hworang.......
Lee- *opens his present* Silver lipstick....... (T.Nina's note: You have to have seen his Tekken 2
video to understand this) how nice....... T.T *isn't very pleased*
Anna- *comes back out of the hidden closet T.Nina put her in* I'm back! And I have mistletoe!
*waves it around*
Lee- Oh no! *Hides behind Kazuya*
Jun- Aw hell not her.....
Kazuya- *looks behind him* Hi
Lee- Don't let her get meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Anna- Oh Le-eee
Nina- LAY A FINGER ON HIM AND YOU WILL DIE BITCH!!!!!
Anna- And what you gonna do? *walks over to Lee*
Nina- OH BELIEVE ME, YOU'LL PAY IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH A HAIR ON HIS
HEAD!!!!!
Jun- She's pissed off.......
Anna- *touches Lee's shoulder*
Nina- DEVIL, GET HER!
Devil- At last, a soul to claim! *kills Anna and takes her soul*
Anna- X.X
Xaioyu- Now we need a new contestant........
**End of Part 9**
Please in the few reviews I might get or in an email, tell me who you would like to have in as the
new contestant, and don't say Anna or Heihachi or Hworang. Also, don't flame me about Killing
Anna or Heihachi, I wanted rid of them both, and if I get over 5 reviews or emails saying that
they want Anna back, she'll come back as the living dead or a ghost or somthing........
Xmas Eve, morning
T.Nina- Merry Xmas Eve contestants!
Xaioyu- I WANT MY PRESENTS!!!
Nina- Shaddup brat! you'll get your damn presents on Xmas, no sooner, so be quiet already!
Jin- What's wrong with you?
Nina- NOTHING YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE WORM!!!!
Jin- Ooookay.......
T.Nina- Nina, go check the mail, would you?
Nina- YOU GO DO IT!!!
T.Nina- I'm the author, you do as I say, NOW!!!
Nina- Whatever bitch.... *footsteps are heard*
T.Nina- *whispers* sorry about her, she's pissed off because she can't spend Xmas with a certain
someone while her sister is with them
Lee- Hmmm, now who would you be talking about.... *sarcastically*
T.Nina- Yes Lee, we know it's obvious......
Lee- I'm stuck here in the same house as *shudder* Anna....
Devil- WE ARE NOT CELEBRATING XMAS IN THE SAME HOUSE AS I'M IN!!!
Kazuya- Same here!
Angel- Awwww, come on guys, cheer up!
Devil- Now, you stupid holy freak, I'm satan, Lucifer, Devil, Diablo, whatever, why would I want
to celebraate the birth of Jesus?
Angel- Cause it's fun?
Kazuya- Idiots, i'm surrounded by idiots!
Xaioyu- *is standing near Kazuya*
Anna- *is standing near Kazuya*
Julia- *is standing near Kazuya*
Kazuya- I rest my case.......
Nina- *in a dull tone* We have 498573489534876528346542786 hate mails,
49059843752395686 catalouges, 84237543875456766537 bombs and 4 Xmas cards
T.Nina- Ohhhh, who from?
Nina- The first hate mail was from Heihachi, the second was from.....
T.Nina- I mean the Xmas cards
Nina- Cherry, Kettia, Corrielle and........... SPYRO THE DRAGON!!
T.Nina- Why would he send us an Xmas card?
Nina- It says 'Dear Nina and T.Nina, please say Merry Xmas to Devil for me, thankyou, signed,
Spyro'.
T.Nina- I think he's a fan because of the purple skin and the horns.....
Devil- ARGH! I HATE XMAS!!! *fires a killer beam at the ceiling*
Kazuya- HEY! THIS IS MY HOUSE! THAT CELING COSTS MONEY YOU KNOW!!!
Devil- SHUT-UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Nina- CALM DOWN!
Devil- NO YOU LITTLE MOTHER F.....
T.Nina- Ah-ah, temper, temper!
Devil- GAH! *storms off to the boy's room*
Kazuya- He listened to you! He never listens to anyone!
Angel- Hey, I think Devil has a crush on T.Nina!
Devil- *from the boys room* I SO DON'T!
Julia- The first sign is denial......
Devil- SHUT UP MORTAL BEFORE I CLAIM YOUR SOUL OR SOMTHING!
Julia- I like my soul where it is! *runs and hides behind Jin*
Jin- Uhhh, and I'M going to protect you from HIM?
Julia- *in a squeaky voice* yes
Jin- Ahhhh........ no, i'm not
Julia- YOU ARE! *hits him on the back of the head*
Kazuya- *uses Dragon uppercut on Julia* DON'T HIT MY SON!
Jin- Dad!
Julia- Owww........ *limps off to the girls room*
Jin- My dad is so cool!
Xaioyu- Whoa.....
**6 O'clock in the evening**
*Julia is still in bed, Anna is still in a hidden cupboard*
Xaioyu- I'm going to bed!
Jun- At 6 pm?
Jin- Are you mad?
Angel- Odd child.....
Devil- What the hell?
Xaioyu- The sooner I sleep, the sooner it's morning, the sooner I get pressies! *goes to the girls
room*
Jun- Good night! *goes too*
Jin- Bye *goes to the boys room*
Angel- Good bye! *goes to bed*
Devil- I won't get presents anyway, i'm satan!
Lee- I'm not tired
Kazuya- Me neither
Lee- I'm gonna read in front of this nice warm fire for 6 hours
Kazuya- I'm gonna sharpen Nina's knives for about 6 hours
Nina- Thankyou!
**6 Hours later**
*Clock chimes Midnight*
Lee- *has stopped reading, is now making the fire bigger*
Kazuya- I suppose you're waiting for Fatheer Xmas? *puts down the knives*
Lee- Yup!
Devil- I hear somthing.....
*The sound of thudding on the roof is heard and then some soot falls down the chimney into the
fire*
Lee- Bingo!
*Suddenly someone in a red suit comes down the chimney and catches fire and starts screaming
and running around the room*
Kazuya- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! *starts attacking the man in the suit*
Lee- *attacks also*
Devil- What the hell?
Xaioyu- *comes out to see what all the noise is about* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH KAZUYA
AND LEE ARE KILLING SANTA!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nina+T.Nina- *wakes up suddenly* WHERE'S THE FIRE? WHERE'S THE FIRE? Oh, wait,
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN IN THERE?
Lee+Kazuya- *Are attacking the man in the red suit*
Xaioyu- *crying her eyes out uncontrollably*
Anna- *still in the cupboard*
Julia- *still in bed, now unconcious*
Devil- *is very confused*
Angel- *is asking Devil what's going on, and he's still confused*
Jin- *Has joined in at Killing the man in the Red who is still burning*
Jun- *is trying to calm Xaioyu down while yelling at Kazuya and Jin to stop*
T.Nina- EVERYBODY STOP RIGHT NOW!!!
*Everyone freezes*
T.Nina- Thankyou....... Okay, what is going on?
Xaioyu- THEY'RE KILLING SANTA!!!!!!
Nina- LEE HOW COULD YOU!?!?
Kazuya- That's not Santa
Lee- Yeah! It's Heihachi with a bomb!
Xaioyu- Bomb? Heihachi? AGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Devil- *grabs the bomb and hurls it through the roof, far into space*
Kazuya- AND AGAIN WITH THE ROOF!!!!
Devil- Get over it!
Heihachi- X_x
Kazuya- AT LAST HE DIES!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH, OH, OH YEAH!!!!
Lee- Uhh...... *giant animie sweatdrop*
Jin- My dad is so uncool......... ~_~
Kazuya- Take that back or die!
Jin- :-P Make me!
T.Nina- Enough of that! *Heihachi's body vanishes* Now back to bed until morning!
*Xaioyu, Jun, Angel, Jin and Lee go to bed*
T.Nina- ALL of you!
Kazuya- Whatever.... *goes to bed*
Devil- I shan't, I won't, you can't make me!
T.Nina- You shall, you will and I can make you! *Devil Vanishes and re-appears in his bed in the
boys room*
Devil- CURSE YOU T.NINA!
Jin- Be quiet! I need my beauty sleep!
Devil- Beauty Sleep? That could take weeks!
Jin- Oh ha ha Devil, so funny
Lee- Be quiet! I'm TRYING to sleep!
Devil- Whatever *goes to sleep*
Kazuya- *goes to sleep*
Jin- *goes to beauty sleep*
Lee- *falls asleep*
**Xmas Morning**
Xaioyu- PRESSIES, PRESSIES, PRESSSSSSSSSSSIEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for the
presents*
Devil- *walks out of the boys room* (In a very bored voice) Oh yay....
Angel- Merry Xmas Everyone!!! *big smile*
Julia- Where's the presents? Where's the presents? *runs at them*
Kazuya- Where's the alcohol? *makes a dash for the drinks*
Lee- *sits on a chair with his back to everyone*
Jin- What's wrong with him?
T.Nina- I spoke to him in the Diary Room earlier, he refuses to celebrate Xmas without
Nina.........
Nina- Oooooooooooooh how sweet!
Lee- *still sulking*
T.Nina- Lee, Please report to the Diary Room to recieve punishment for your behaviour!
Lee- *gulp* Uh oh...... *walks to the Diary Room*
*Five minutes later*
Lee- *walks out of the Diary Room looking dazed and covered in red lipstick kisses*
N......N........Nina was in there! *grins widely*
Nina- Hee heee!
Xaioyu- I GOT MINIEGGS!! MINIEGGS GALORE!!!! *dances around eating minieggs*
Julia- Zebra striped socks and new feathers for my headband! YAY!!! *runs to the girls room to
try them on*
Kazuya- A new purple suit..... how thrilling.......
Angel- A white top and a shiny new wreath!
Devil- Hair gel and horn polish, how........original
Jun- Eau De Goody-two-shoes perfume, my fave! *sprays some on*
Jin- A mannikin of me with pins stuck in it and it's head cut off ..... gee thanks Hworang.......
Lee- *opens his present* Silver lipstick....... (T.Nina's note: You have to have seen his Tekken 2
video to understand this) how nice....... T.T *isn't very pleased*
Anna- *comes back out of the hidden closet T.Nina put her in* I'm back! And I have mistletoe!
*waves it around*
Lee- Oh no! *Hides behind Kazuya*
Jun- Aw hell not her.....
Kazuya- *looks behind him* Hi
Lee- Don't let her get meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Anna- Oh Le-eee
Nina- LAY A FINGER ON HIM AND YOU WILL DIE BITCH!!!!!
Anna- And what you gonna do? *walks over to Lee*
Nina- OH BELIEVE ME, YOU'LL PAY IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH A HAIR ON HIS
HEAD!!!!!
Jun- She's pissed off.......
Anna- *touches Lee's shoulder*
Nina- DEVIL, GET HER!
Devil- At last, a soul to claim! *kills Anna and takes her soul*
Anna- X.X
Xaioyu- Now we need a new contestant........
**End of Part 9**
Please in the few reviews I might get or in an email, tell me who you would like to have in as the
new contestant, and don't say Anna or Heihachi or Hworang. Also, don't flame me about Killing
Anna or Heihachi, I wanted rid of them both, and if I get over 5 reviews or emails saying that
they want Anna back, she'll come back as the living dead or a ghost or somthing........
