Hey people!
YamaniPrincess (Rinakami) is back. OK did u like that chapter? I didn't. Lets continue WITHOUT phredde!!! Hey Shitzhukami/Rinakami/YamaniPrincess...How DARE you leave me out of this chapter!!!!!!!!! I gave you the idea for this chapter when you were STUMPED!! I am going to help you write this chapter, and there will be NO SPELLING OR GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES LIKE ALL YOUR OTHER CHAPTERS!!! U ppl tell me if u want me to write these chapter by myself or if u prepefer It is spelt P-R-E-F-E-R!! We're having an argument. Please take them away from me!! *Ghristinga gives Yamani Princess a death glare because she likes death glares* Stop being so mean to me! I will emotionally scarred forever. It's all your fault. Now I have to go to a mental asylum...wait...our school is practically a mental asylum... Now, people, phredde is here, so behold! The First chapter of Lady Kel with NO SPELLING MISTAKES!!!! HI! THIS IS AVADRIZ HERE, I'M DOING CAPS-LOCKS BECAUSE WE'VE RAN (grammatical error alert! It is Run not ran) OUT OF DIFFERENT STYLES. I'M JUST HERE TO YOU ALL A LITTLE BREAK FROM THE MENTAL CONVERSATIONS' OF THE THREE', BUT I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE NOW.. BYE!
More Authors note later. Plus I'll answer some of your questions down below.
Disclaimer: (that phredde owns now!) Anything that anyone recognises as someone else's is not mine. Anything that anyone doesn't recognise as someone else's is mine, unless it is someone else's.
They didn't close the door. In Kel's intense need to lose her virginity and Neal's need for sex again they kicked the door open and tumbled onto the floor. Where's the line about them closing it? Only after they had done it 5 times continuously did they realise that the door was wide open, and standing in the doorway was...Roald! His face was tomato (beet is too cliché) red. He had been watching all along (eww...the pervert!).
Um...I'll leave you to it, OK? he stuttered.
Uh...I'll leave now. Um...have fun...uh, yeah... and he closed the door for them.
Suddenly, I don't feel like it anymore, said Kel.
I'm going to get him! I don't believe he was watching the whole time! yelled Neal. He threw off the blankets and headed out the door.
Neal, stop Kel pleaded. Don't go, I might not have known you for a long time but I know at least that you'll start yelling at Roald and before we know it will be the talk of the whole court. Do you want every one to know about.....us
Neal ran his fingers through his hair
Well I guess We should try and be as discreet as possible. We can't let any of this leak through.. Ok.. And we'll act as if nothing happened. Tell your maid something like you got lost and..um..yeah With one last kiss Neal ran out of the room.
After a while he came back realising that THIS was his room and that Kel should leave.
Well see ya Neal, Until next time Kel whispered as they had one last frantic kiss.
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....As you can see the royal hall is a place of spender... Hey Kel are you listening to me? Kally asked as it was evident Kel was daydreaming.
Since your not paying attention I guess you don't want to meet the Shang Wildcat. Kalasin whispered.
What!!! The Wildcat?? When will I see her? Do you think she'll like me? All these questions came out of Kel from nowhere.
Hey, calm down we're going to meet her now and I think you'll be glad to see her.
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So your the girl I've been hearing about, you want to learn shang? Well you've come to the right place and person. I'm the Shang Wildcat and I'll be drilling you on all you need to know. Lets firstly see what you know and we'll continue on from there.
Kel was stunned. Here was another famous person connected with the Lioness. **At this rate I'll meet her this afternoon** was all Kel was thinking as she did some Yamani patterned dances with her glaive.
Hmm, very impressive I guess you practice alot, is that right? The Wildcat asked.
Yes, I practice one of these dancers every morning and before I retire for the night **With the exception of last night** Kel thought but let none of this show through her Yamani face.
Very good, will make a shang out of you Exclaimed Eda Bell while showing Kel and Kally ways of improving their fighting techniques and new defence moves.
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WOW, Kally can you believe Eda Bell taught us so much in one lesson. I mean I'm gonna kick ass sooner than I thought.
Kally nodded. I know what your purpose is but we still have alot more to learn and very soon we might even have an adventure of our own.
That's right, hey what do you say we travel with the Queen's rider next month. That'll give us time to learn survival tactics and we might even convince the shang wild cat and horse to come along?
Kally looked thoughtful for a while, I don't know but maybe I might be able to convince dad to let us go using his guilt for not letting me become a page in the first place!
Great idea Kel yelled. This got Kel some stares from the other noble ladies. Kel put on her Yamani face and ignored them. Kally lets go and find your dad now and prove to these other ladies where not dreaming!
With that idea in mind Kally and Kel when down to the royal library where Kally was sure her dad was lingering.
Kally knocked on the door. When the king noticed them he nodded for them to come in. They both bowed. Umm.. dad do you think that Kel and me could go with the riders on their annual trip next month.
King Jonathan looked up..Kel felt anger creeping up **be as stone** she told herself **Don't let him ruin this change now too** She was trying to control her emotions so much she didn't even realise that the king started to talk.
.... can't go remember you have to practice your etiquette with Master
Oakbridge for your wedding with Emperor Kaddar.
But dad Kally pleaded When I'll become and empress I won't have any fun, I will never be able to do any of the things that I enjoy. Remember how you wouldn't let me become a knight because of all these things. And Kel didn't become a knight because you weren't fare to her. You didn;t treat her like a boy.
Kally look at me King Jonathan ordered I don't want you to go and that's final, you are dismissed
As Kally and Kel walked away feeling depressed and idea formed at once in both of their minds. King Jonathan said he didn't want them to go but he didn't say they couldn't. They looked at each other and realised they both had the same idea. They smiled with mirth.
Yeah!! its the school holiday!!! Remember if I get over 120 reviews I'll load another chapter by the end of this week because its my last week of the spring school holidays and if I get more than 120 reviews i'll write more in the chapter (story not authors note).
okay its
ANSWER TIME
Cassidelia asked when we would see the wildcat?? Well the cats prowling in this chapter. She also asked if Kel retained some of the skills she learnt at the Yamani Island, well she did but she also learnt some new things in the convent but i'll include that later.
Also this is not for Christine i''ll just like to say I'll take the challenge K/R still might happen. Well phredde and Ghristinga want it to happen.
Moonlight8387 also asked if kel wore a pregnancy charm well I guess she did but I could change it and um.. I'll ask P and G later.
Myrddin Emrys asked if it was supposed to be funny well it was since it definitely was not a serious chapter.
Wait I just want to know what ROFLAMO means I just don't get these weird terms. BTW
