Note from the AuthorS
Gabriel: HUWWO!!! We're back again with another chapter!!!
Julez: WHHOOOPPPEEE!!!
Gabriel: Yes, moving on. Well, I hope you liked the last one as much as you'll like this one!!!!
Julez: Also,, this is where you meet the poor*sniff*sniff* talking chipmunk. WAAHHHH!!!
Gabriel: awww, Julez, don't cry! he lived a good life!!
Julez: I guess you're right. He's moved on to higher places! *sniff*
Gabriel: Yes. Well anyway.....
without further ado (that's my favorite line!!) ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!
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DISCLAIMER: We own almost NOTHING in this fic- except for the basic plot and all the retarded stuff in it. We also own Ourselves {which is pretty pathetic} the,*sniff*, talking chipmunk, and Mr. Vancucci(a.k.a.Big-hair dude), plus anyone else we happen to come up with along the way, so PLEASE DON'T SUE US!!!!
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As The Dragon Ball Turns
.....Again
by Gabby a.k.a. ~BabySmurf~ and Julez a.k.a. Gabby's sissy
--chapter 2--
((I just now noticed that we never put the title in any of the chapters besides the first one before so there it is))
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Vegtea couldn't sleep. He was extremely pissed at Gabriel. He wasn't gonna let no Earth-woman throw him around! He got up out of bed- excuse me- he got up out of the closet adn tripped over Bulma, who had been sleeping on the floor after Trunks had invaded her bed. Too bad to, Vegeta would've beat him up, but Bulma wouldn't let him.
OH MAN!!! He had to pee!!! No please realize Vegeta was in a house he didn't know his way around. Just imagine Vegeta hoppong on one foot, grabbing his crotch trying to find the bathroom. He danced down the hallway opening doors as he went along. Vegeta opened another door and was showered with towels- "Damn! Argh!! Just can't take it anymore!" Vegeta ran outside and started to tinkle. "aahhh!!" he sighed.The flowers he was whizzing on started to wither. "Man does that feel good!"
*5 minutes later*
Vegeta zipped up his pants. Walking back to his room, he tripped over something. along with a few colorful curses, he flipped on the lights. There was Gabby. 2 empty beer cans were next to her and one half full in her hand.
"Beepin' Woman! She pushes me around and then ends up pulling a stunt like this- HEY......" Suddenly Vegeta got an evil grin on his face.
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*Next Morning*
"OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOR-niiiiiiiiiiing! OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAYYYY!!!!"
The little birdies in the trees squawked out in pain upon hearing Piccolo singing COMPLETELY off key
"I'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL FEEEEEEE-LING! EVERYTHINGS GOIN' MY- oh *beep*" Piccolo stopped his wonderful aria as he stepped in something squishy. He'd stepped into a flower-bed that was wet and smelled very disgusting.
Little wormys had tried to escape, only to be blown away by the stench as soon as they got out of the ground. A tiny chipmunk was crying on the ground near-by. This struck a teeny chord in Piccolo's extremely small soft spot. His eyes watered up, "Oh Poor lil' fella!! Never had a chance!"
THe chipmunk looked up- "There was a flash-flood last night, except it was yellow smelly water!!" It said in a small voice. He caughed pitifully. "I don't think I can hold on much longer! Warn the others- be- before it's to... to late....." At those last words the chipmunk started caoughing and then suddenly went limp. Piccolo wiped a tear from his eyes, "Tha-- That was- was-- the Sadddest story--- I've -- I've ever hearrrrd!!!" He sobbed. He blew his nose loudly on his shirt and looked one last time at the little chipmunk with X's in it's eyes.
Suddenly a decidely male shriek filled the air. Piccolo jumped up and ran to the front yard.
In front of the house was Davis, Gabby's current boyfriend, staring straight up. Gabriel was hanging up-side down in her nightgown from a tree. It probably wouldn't have been as scary for Davis if she hadn't been wearing a leopard-spotted thong underneath.
Vegeta sauntered outside whistling. "Oh my!" he said flatly. "How could Gabby end up in a tree upside down and then have her boyfriend come by to see her? It couldn't have been because someone had purposely stuck her up there and then called up her boyfriend and said she was on fire, could it???"
Julez walked putside to get the morning paper. She looks up at Gabby and let out a shriek. "Now that is something I did NOT need to see!!!"she said covering her hands.
Davis wiggled his eyebrows, still staring up at Gabriel, "Well it's something I needed to! *wink*"
"LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW DAVIS!!!" Gabby shrieked. "LET ME DOWN OR I'LL....OR I'LL....I'LL THROW AWAY ALL THE FUN TOYS I BOUGHT FOR TONIGHT!!!"
Davis pouted, "You wouldn't!!!"
"Yes I WOULD!!" she shouted back.
"Fine!" Davis started shaking the tree back and forth , all the while Gabby was shrieking. Finally she fell out of the tree with a thud.
Piccolo was standing very still staring at something. Vegeta walked over and patted him on the cheek. "What's wrong Piccolo?!?"
He raced over to the newspaper that Julez had dropped in her rush to shield her eyes and held it to his chest. "OH my GOD!!! I'm FAMOUS!!!!!!!!"he shrieked.
"Is that all?" Vegeta said. "Hmph, it's probably for loser of the year!"
"It ain't funny!" Piccolo snapped. "And the worst part is- I never learned to read!!!" (Piccolo had had a poor education as a young Namek) he shoved the paper into Julez's hands, "Now read it!!" he ordered.
"Okay!Okay! Chill loser!" Julez said. The first thing she did was cover up the picture of Piccolo in the frilly pink bathing suit he'd worn at their trip to Dorney Park that was dominating the front page in full color. She raised an eyebrow at the headline:
GIANT GREEN MONSTER SEEN TERRORIZING CHILDREN
Everyone crowded around Julez as she read it.
"Eyewitness reports say that this green monstrosity
charged into the water parkand grabbed the nearest
five children, only to fondle them in the genital areas..."
Julez paused for a moment and whapped Piccolo with the newspaper, "You PERV!!! How come you never told about your....your... problem!!!"
Chi-Chi who had beed outside long enough to hear the story, grabbed Gohan looking shocked, "You're never baby-sitting Goku again!"
"Guys! I'm not like that!!! I swear!!" Piccolo pleaded.
Julez started reading again,
"This thing whom local residents call 'evil' and the
Devil's Spawn, was later reported at a pub singing to
classical music using the words, 'the blood poured
out and i liked it, my mom said cool, do it again!'
That was the best of it, the rest was to graphic to print."
Bulma sighed shakily, "And he's insane too!" Everyone shushed her, ignoring Piccolo's sad defense againt it, and Julez read on...
"If anyone sees this green terror, they are suggested to
run away, hide, and lock up your children. Tomorrow, a
special report, could this thing be connected to Bigfoot &
Loch Ness?!?"
Julez stopped reading and everyone stared at Picolo. "You should be asahmed at yourself!" she said sternly.
Moments later a sleek black limosine pulled up and out jumped a man in a three-piece suit and an Elvis-doo that was at lest half-a-foot high."Hello, I'm looking for a-" he stopped short as he realized that right in front of him was a couple making out. Gabriel and Davis were uh a little busy at the moment.
Julez kicked them aside, "Hey! Hey! Rent a room! or at least go inside!!" she called at them.
Mr. Big-Big hair continued, "Yeah... Anyway, I'm looking for a Mr. Pee- Kill-All???"
Piccolo raised his hand, "That'd be me....And it's Piccolo"
Gohan started giggling. "PEEE! hee-hee-hee!! PEEE-kill-all!!"
Piccolo whapped him on the head and sent him a good few feet across the lawn.
"Well, sir, we want YOU!" he said pointing a finger.
Chi-Chi silently thanked the Gods.
"WHAT!" Piccolo said backing away.
"Sir, We want YOU, to act for us. As a villan in a toothpaste commercial.
Piccolo looked shocked, "WoW!!! Really!?!"
Vegeta tried to keep a straight face, but he just couldn't hold it, "WAH- HA-HA- HA!!!! Piccolo!--- on t.v?!?!?!? OH HO HO HO!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT!!!!!!! WHOOO-HOOO!!!!!! HE CAN BE A-- HA-HA-HA!!! A TURD!!! HEE-HEE- HEEE!!! *snort* HAW-HAW *snort* A BIG GREEN TURD!!!!! *snort* HA-HA-HA!!! A GIANT *snort* GREEN *cough* *snort* *cough* TALKING-ACK *snort*cough* ACK- TU-U-U-RD!!!!! *snort* ACK!! *cough* *snort* *cough*
"Oh Not again!!!" Julez sighed
"His face is turning blue!" Trunks said. "Cool!"
"THIS ISN"T FUNNY!!!" the big-hair dude screamed, "HE'S DYING!!! HELP!! CALL 9-1-1!!! GET AN AMBULANCE!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!"
"Oh, Shut-Up!" Julez yawned. She got over to Vegeta and and started giving him the Heimlich. After a couple seconds, Vegeta turned green, followed by ooh's from Trunks, and started spewing up last nights ice-cream- it landed all over big-hair man's shoe's.
"Oh!!" Julez said. The big-hair dude looked VERY angry. "Lemme help you with that," she said sheepishly, she grabbed Vegeta's afro-like hair and cleaned it up, ignoring Vegeta's cries.
Big-hair man's face brightened at his sparkley clean shoes and thanked Julez as Vegeta blew her across the street and into a bush. "My name is Mr. Vancucci. You need to be on the set next week, Friday at Noon. This is for you." he said handing Piccolo a suitcase full of money. "Oh, By the way, we'll be shooting the commercial in L.A.! And also, before we can use you, you will have to visit a shrink about your... well, your problem." he said gesturing to the newspaper. He jumped back into his limo and sped away.
Vegeta, eying the suitcase full of money, strolled up to Piccolo. "So, a toothpaste villian, huh? Well, I still think you'd make a great evil turd, but there are some good things that come out of it."
Piccolo was just staring after the limo, thinking about being famous.
Vegeta went on, "Like how you won't need any make-up, you're already ugly enough."
Piccolo snapped back to Earth, "What'd you say, you slime?!?" he said looking serious
"But it won't matter anyway, You'd probably just break the camera!" Vegeta said smirking.
Piccolo lunged at him, but Vegeta only jumped out of the way and laughed at him. "Hey look at that Piccolo!"
"OH! don't try to fool me Vegeta! You're goin' down!!!" Piccolo said evilly.
"No! Really Look!!"
Piccolo just laughed some more. Behind him, Julez slammed the trunk to her car shut. and tossed the key up in the air. As she caught it, Piccolo turned around and finally looked. Vegeta used the chance to give him a MAJOR wedgie. Piccolo shrieked and shoved his hands down his butt to try and fix it. Everyone outside cracked up, it really looked like Piccolo was trying to pick his butt or something.
Piccolo finally got comfortable again and launched himself towards Vegeta, but Julez stood in his way. "I've just locked all your money in my trunk, and I want all the details that I missed when I was trying to get myself out of a bush." she said that last part looking sternly at Vegeta.
Piccolo pouted, "Oh Fine!!"
He said walking back inside. He shoved Davis and Liberty off the couch and sat down. "Well, Mr. Vancucci said that I was gonna be a villian in a toothpaste commercial. The shooting will be at L.A. next week, Friday at noon. WoW! I'm gonna be famous!! I'm gonna be rich! They're probably gonna make a statue outta me!!!"
"Yeah" Trunks added "a gold-Piccolo-shaped uniral!! Haw haw!!!"
Piccolo chose to ignore him, and shouted at Julez, "Now give me my money!" he had a pretty nasty look on his face.
Gabriel, who'd finally extracted herself from Davis held up a hand, "Now wait, We paid almost 800 frickin' dollers for your clothes, and you should pay up!"
Piccolo sighed and crossed his arms, "Well what about the rest of my money!?!"
Julez looked thoughtful for a moment, then, "....Gabriel darling, why are we letting these people stay with us???"
"Well.. they're our friends....and we're letting them stay with us..... out of....the goodness of our hearts?????" she replied confused.
"Wrong." Julez said triumphantly, "We're letting them stay with us for $400 a night per person. That's um... $3,200, plus extra for your tree house, Piccolo, and $500 for all the ice cream you guys ate, and a couple hundred more for the WAX you ate, and well, you get the idea. And if that doesn't cover it all, I'm sure I could think up some more tidbits that you owe us for...."
"Julez," Gabby interrupted, "that IS his money..."
"Hmph!" Julez snorted, "Gab, he wouldn't BE famous if it wasn't for us! Besides.. we're his....managers!" she said with a big smile on her face.
"All right!" Gabby shouted, "I get to be Official Fashion Designer and Make-Up Crew!"
"Oh Great! Just great!!" Piccolo sighed in despair, "I'll never live this through!"
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WoW!!! Piccolo???? Famous?????
Personally, I think I would've had the same reaction as Vegeta if I ever saw him acting, but well...
Anyway-- I hope you guys(and girls) liked it!!! I had a lot of fun writing this chapter!
Please remember to R&R!!! You can e-mail me at libby0880@yahoo.com or smurfetts68@yahoo.com either one is fine. =)
Well, hope you EnJoYeD!!! KEEP READING!!!!!!!
Luv,
~BaBySmurf~
Gabriel: HUWWO!!! We're back again with another chapter!!!
Julez: WHHOOOPPPEEE!!!
Gabriel: Yes, moving on. Well, I hope you liked the last one as much as you'll like this one!!!!
Julez: Also,, this is where you meet the poor*sniff*sniff* talking chipmunk. WAAHHHH!!!
Gabriel: awww, Julez, don't cry! he lived a good life!!
Julez: I guess you're right. He's moved on to higher places! *sniff*
Gabriel: Yes. Well anyway.....
without further ado (that's my favorite line!!) ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!
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DISCLAIMER: We own almost NOTHING in this fic- except for the basic plot and all the retarded stuff in it. We also own Ourselves {which is pretty pathetic} the,*sniff*, talking chipmunk, and Mr. Vancucci(a.k.a.Big-hair dude), plus anyone else we happen to come up with along the way, so PLEASE DON'T SUE US!!!!
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As The Dragon Ball Turns
.....Again
by Gabby a.k.a. ~BabySmurf~ and Julez a.k.a. Gabby's sissy
--chapter 2--
((I just now noticed that we never put the title in any of the chapters besides the first one before so there it is))
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Vegtea couldn't sleep. He was extremely pissed at Gabriel. He wasn't gonna let no Earth-woman throw him around! He got up out of bed- excuse me- he got up out of the closet adn tripped over Bulma, who had been sleeping on the floor after Trunks had invaded her bed. Too bad to, Vegeta would've beat him up, but Bulma wouldn't let him.
OH MAN!!! He had to pee!!! No please realize Vegeta was in a house he didn't know his way around. Just imagine Vegeta hoppong on one foot, grabbing his crotch trying to find the bathroom. He danced down the hallway opening doors as he went along. Vegeta opened another door and was showered with towels- "Damn! Argh!! Just can't take it anymore!" Vegeta ran outside and started to tinkle. "aahhh!!" he sighed.The flowers he was whizzing on started to wither. "Man does that feel good!"
*5 minutes later*
Vegeta zipped up his pants. Walking back to his room, he tripped over something. along with a few colorful curses, he flipped on the lights. There was Gabby. 2 empty beer cans were next to her and one half full in her hand.
"Beepin' Woman! She pushes me around and then ends up pulling a stunt like this- HEY......" Suddenly Vegeta got an evil grin on his face.
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*Next Morning*
"OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOR-niiiiiiiiiiing! OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAYYYY!!!!"
The little birdies in the trees squawked out in pain upon hearing Piccolo singing COMPLETELY off key
"I'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL FEEEEEEE-LING! EVERYTHINGS GOIN' MY- oh *beep*" Piccolo stopped his wonderful aria as he stepped in something squishy. He'd stepped into a flower-bed that was wet and smelled very disgusting.
Little wormys had tried to escape, only to be blown away by the stench as soon as they got out of the ground. A tiny chipmunk was crying on the ground near-by. This struck a teeny chord in Piccolo's extremely small soft spot. His eyes watered up, "Oh Poor lil' fella!! Never had a chance!"
THe chipmunk looked up- "There was a flash-flood last night, except it was yellow smelly water!!" It said in a small voice. He caughed pitifully. "I don't think I can hold on much longer! Warn the others- be- before it's to... to late....." At those last words the chipmunk started caoughing and then suddenly went limp. Piccolo wiped a tear from his eyes, "Tha-- That was- was-- the Sadddest story--- I've -- I've ever hearrrrd!!!" He sobbed. He blew his nose loudly on his shirt and looked one last time at the little chipmunk with X's in it's eyes.
Suddenly a decidely male shriek filled the air. Piccolo jumped up and ran to the front yard.
In front of the house was Davis, Gabby's current boyfriend, staring straight up. Gabriel was hanging up-side down in her nightgown from a tree. It probably wouldn't have been as scary for Davis if she hadn't been wearing a leopard-spotted thong underneath.
Vegeta sauntered outside whistling. "Oh my!" he said flatly. "How could Gabby end up in a tree upside down and then have her boyfriend come by to see her? It couldn't have been because someone had purposely stuck her up there and then called up her boyfriend and said she was on fire, could it???"
Julez walked putside to get the morning paper. She looks up at Gabby and let out a shriek. "Now that is something I did NOT need to see!!!"she said covering her hands.
Davis wiggled his eyebrows, still staring up at Gabriel, "Well it's something I needed to! *wink*"
"LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW DAVIS!!!" Gabby shrieked. "LET ME DOWN OR I'LL....OR I'LL....I'LL THROW AWAY ALL THE FUN TOYS I BOUGHT FOR TONIGHT!!!"
Davis pouted, "You wouldn't!!!"
"Yes I WOULD!!" she shouted back.
"Fine!" Davis started shaking the tree back and forth , all the while Gabby was shrieking. Finally she fell out of the tree with a thud.
Piccolo was standing very still staring at something. Vegeta walked over and patted him on the cheek. "What's wrong Piccolo?!?"
He raced over to the newspaper that Julez had dropped in her rush to shield her eyes and held it to his chest. "OH my GOD!!! I'm FAMOUS!!!!!!!!"he shrieked.
"Is that all?" Vegeta said. "Hmph, it's probably for loser of the year!"
"It ain't funny!" Piccolo snapped. "And the worst part is- I never learned to read!!!" (Piccolo had had a poor education as a young Namek) he shoved the paper into Julez's hands, "Now read it!!" he ordered.
"Okay!Okay! Chill loser!" Julez said. The first thing she did was cover up the picture of Piccolo in the frilly pink bathing suit he'd worn at their trip to Dorney Park that was dominating the front page in full color. She raised an eyebrow at the headline:
GIANT GREEN MONSTER SEEN TERRORIZING CHILDREN
Everyone crowded around Julez as she read it.
"Eyewitness reports say that this green monstrosity
charged into the water parkand grabbed the nearest
five children, only to fondle them in the genital areas..."
Julez paused for a moment and whapped Piccolo with the newspaper, "You PERV!!! How come you never told about your....your... problem!!!"
Chi-Chi who had beed outside long enough to hear the story, grabbed Gohan looking shocked, "You're never baby-sitting Goku again!"
"Guys! I'm not like that!!! I swear!!" Piccolo pleaded.
Julez started reading again,
"This thing whom local residents call 'evil' and the
Devil's Spawn, was later reported at a pub singing to
classical music using the words, 'the blood poured
out and i liked it, my mom said cool, do it again!'
That was the best of it, the rest was to graphic to print."
Bulma sighed shakily, "And he's insane too!" Everyone shushed her, ignoring Piccolo's sad defense againt it, and Julez read on...
"If anyone sees this green terror, they are suggested to
run away, hide, and lock up your children. Tomorrow, a
special report, could this thing be connected to Bigfoot &
Loch Ness?!?"
Julez stopped reading and everyone stared at Picolo. "You should be asahmed at yourself!" she said sternly.
Moments later a sleek black limosine pulled up and out jumped a man in a three-piece suit and an Elvis-doo that was at lest half-a-foot high."Hello, I'm looking for a-" he stopped short as he realized that right in front of him was a couple making out. Gabriel and Davis were uh a little busy at the moment.
Julez kicked them aside, "Hey! Hey! Rent a room! or at least go inside!!" she called at them.
Mr. Big-Big hair continued, "Yeah... Anyway, I'm looking for a Mr. Pee- Kill-All???"
Piccolo raised his hand, "That'd be me....And it's Piccolo"
Gohan started giggling. "PEEE! hee-hee-hee!! PEEE-kill-all!!"
Piccolo whapped him on the head and sent him a good few feet across the lawn.
"Well, sir, we want YOU!" he said pointing a finger.
Chi-Chi silently thanked the Gods.
"WHAT!" Piccolo said backing away.
"Sir, We want YOU, to act for us. As a villan in a toothpaste commercial.
Piccolo looked shocked, "WoW!!! Really!?!"
Vegeta tried to keep a straight face, but he just couldn't hold it, "WAH- HA-HA- HA!!!! Piccolo!--- on t.v?!?!?!? OH HO HO HO!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT!!!!!!! WHOOO-HOOO!!!!!! HE CAN BE A-- HA-HA-HA!!! A TURD!!! HEE-HEE- HEEE!!! *snort* HAW-HAW *snort* A BIG GREEN TURD!!!!! *snort* HA-HA-HA!!! A GIANT *snort* GREEN *cough* *snort* *cough* TALKING-ACK *snort*cough* ACK- TU-U-U-RD!!!!! *snort* ACK!! *cough* *snort* *cough*
"Oh Not again!!!" Julez sighed
"His face is turning blue!" Trunks said. "Cool!"
"THIS ISN"T FUNNY!!!" the big-hair dude screamed, "HE'S DYING!!! HELP!! CALL 9-1-1!!! GET AN AMBULANCE!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!"
"Oh, Shut-Up!" Julez yawned. She got over to Vegeta and and started giving him the Heimlich. After a couple seconds, Vegeta turned green, followed by ooh's from Trunks, and started spewing up last nights ice-cream- it landed all over big-hair man's shoe's.
"Oh!!" Julez said. The big-hair dude looked VERY angry. "Lemme help you with that," she said sheepishly, she grabbed Vegeta's afro-like hair and cleaned it up, ignoring Vegeta's cries.
Big-hair man's face brightened at his sparkley clean shoes and thanked Julez as Vegeta blew her across the street and into a bush. "My name is Mr. Vancucci. You need to be on the set next week, Friday at Noon. This is for you." he said handing Piccolo a suitcase full of money. "Oh, By the way, we'll be shooting the commercial in L.A.! And also, before we can use you, you will have to visit a shrink about your... well, your problem." he said gesturing to the newspaper. He jumped back into his limo and sped away.
Vegeta, eying the suitcase full of money, strolled up to Piccolo. "So, a toothpaste villian, huh? Well, I still think you'd make a great evil turd, but there are some good things that come out of it."
Piccolo was just staring after the limo, thinking about being famous.
Vegeta went on, "Like how you won't need any make-up, you're already ugly enough."
Piccolo snapped back to Earth, "What'd you say, you slime?!?" he said looking serious
"But it won't matter anyway, You'd probably just break the camera!" Vegeta said smirking.
Piccolo lunged at him, but Vegeta only jumped out of the way and laughed at him. "Hey look at that Piccolo!"
"OH! don't try to fool me Vegeta! You're goin' down!!!" Piccolo said evilly.
"No! Really Look!!"
Piccolo just laughed some more. Behind him, Julez slammed the trunk to her car shut. and tossed the key up in the air. As she caught it, Piccolo turned around and finally looked. Vegeta used the chance to give him a MAJOR wedgie. Piccolo shrieked and shoved his hands down his butt to try and fix it. Everyone outside cracked up, it really looked like Piccolo was trying to pick his butt or something.
Piccolo finally got comfortable again and launched himself towards Vegeta, but Julez stood in his way. "I've just locked all your money in my trunk, and I want all the details that I missed when I was trying to get myself out of a bush." she said that last part looking sternly at Vegeta.
Piccolo pouted, "Oh Fine!!"
He said walking back inside. He shoved Davis and Liberty off the couch and sat down. "Well, Mr. Vancucci said that I was gonna be a villian in a toothpaste commercial. The shooting will be at L.A. next week, Friday at noon. WoW! I'm gonna be famous!! I'm gonna be rich! They're probably gonna make a statue outta me!!!"
"Yeah" Trunks added "a gold-Piccolo-shaped uniral!! Haw haw!!!"
Piccolo chose to ignore him, and shouted at Julez, "Now give me my money!" he had a pretty nasty look on his face.
Gabriel, who'd finally extracted herself from Davis held up a hand, "Now wait, We paid almost 800 frickin' dollers for your clothes, and you should pay up!"
Piccolo sighed and crossed his arms, "Well what about the rest of my money!?!"
Julez looked thoughtful for a moment, then, "....Gabriel darling, why are we letting these people stay with us???"
"Well.. they're our friends....and we're letting them stay with us..... out of....the goodness of our hearts?????" she replied confused.
"Wrong." Julez said triumphantly, "We're letting them stay with us for $400 a night per person. That's um... $3,200, plus extra for your tree house, Piccolo, and $500 for all the ice cream you guys ate, and a couple hundred more for the WAX you ate, and well, you get the idea. And if that doesn't cover it all, I'm sure I could think up some more tidbits that you owe us for...."
"Julez," Gabby interrupted, "that IS his money..."
"Hmph!" Julez snorted, "Gab, he wouldn't BE famous if it wasn't for us! Besides.. we're his....managers!" she said with a big smile on her face.
"All right!" Gabby shouted, "I get to be Official Fashion Designer and Make-Up Crew!"
"Oh Great! Just great!!" Piccolo sighed in despair, "I'll never live this through!"
*~*~*~*~*~(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing)*~*~*~*~*~*~
WoW!!! Piccolo???? Famous?????
Personally, I think I would've had the same reaction as Vegeta if I ever saw him acting, but well...
Anyway-- I hope you guys(and girls) liked it!!! I had a lot of fun writing this chapter!
Please remember to R&R!!! You can e-mail me at libby0880@yahoo.com or smurfetts68@yahoo.com either one is fine. =)
Well, hope you EnJoYeD!!! KEEP READING!!!!!!!
Luv,
~BaBySmurf~
