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Eriol and the Purple Spool of Thread

Okay, I'm back with part two of this really dumb story. Please R+R

Disclaimer: I don't own this! YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE NOW!!!

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Part Two

The next day Eriol had woken up by his beautiful wife (Yes, they got married exactly 46 seconds after part 1) who was staring him lovingly in the face. The night before was all a blur to him. There were so many happy thoughts flooding through his head that he could barely control it.

But his peaceful thoughts were interrupted by the quiet ringing of the phone in the next room. Eriol got up to answer it and slumped all the way there. It was his boss. He wanted him to pick up a few things at Office Max.

"Don't be gone to long" his wife said waving at his disappearing form. "Don't worry I won't be! " he replied as he started driving down the road. Little did he know that he would be gone longer than he anticipated.

When he entered the store, he was greeted by an employee who gladly agreed to get the order for his boss. While the worker was gone Eriol spotted a lovely looking stapler on the desk that whispered to him, "Hey, can you please help me out of here Sugar-pie?" He was at first outraged at the stapler for calling him Sugar-pie, but after a while got used to it and actually liked her calling him that. Then it happened all over again he was falling in love all over again.

He didn't have much time to think about that though, because the worker was returning with his order. He than stuffed the stapler into his coat and thanked the worker for helping him. He left immediately afterward. He then spent the night at the staplers house. And soon it became a sort of routine for him: Go to his home during the day, Go to the staplers home at night.

But to the thread it wasn't as simple as that. The thread was genuinely afraid of the way her and Eriol's relationship was going. She barley ever saw him during the day and he never came home at night. He would make up stupid excuses like "I got drunk and spent the night at a friends house." Or "I was tired and didn't feel like driving home so I went with my boss to his house. She didn't know where this relationship was going but she wanted to have a normal life and that's what she would worry about until the time came for her to speak with Eriol about his absences.


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"Oh no!" the stapler said, "We ran out of pancake mix! I guess we have to go to the store. C'mon Eriol! Hurry!" she actually knew about the thread but she didn't care because she knew he loved her and would do anything for her. When they got to the store they met none other than the thread (Eriol's nickname for her is Thready) and Eriol was cowering away from her and trying to get out of view, but as luck would have it she came right over to him and immediately noticed the stapler. "Eriol, Who is this?" she asked at once. "As a matter of fact, I'm his girlfriend! So back off!" She contracted in astonishment, "I..Is this true Eriol?" she asked, her voice trembling. "I'm sorry…..she is" she then ran away, tears flowing non-stop she continued to run, as fast as she could not knowing where she was going, just running somewhere, a place to hide from all the evil the world brought upon her. She would never be the same again…………

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Welcome back the real world people! Do you guys like it so far? I don't know if I should keep writing or not. Please tell me in your reviews. It would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for all you help! Ja ne!