Return of The Nerfinator
by:
gamer-and-a-half
disclaimer: i don't own any characters in this story. i just own the twisted storyline. i made up my own nerf guns and paintball markers. is that a problem?
as was said in the summary/description thingy, i haven't seen t2. this picks up from where the nerfinator left off. i made up the storyline all by myself *beams*. in other words: i am responisble for this whole mess. oh yeah, i tried my hand at writing this in regular format instead of script.
CHAPTER ONE: OF UPGRADES AND TRAINING
Date: 2037 A.D.
Location: Station Square
It was a very long and dark hallway. No light at all spilled into the lengthy passageway, besides the occasional spark of a welder. At least it sounded like a nice place. If a nice place was like, an airport, or something. At the end of the hallway a door, with extensive security features protecting it, stood ominously, looming eerily over anyone who dared to venture near it. Not that there were many living creatures in Station Square anyways. Just one, who commanded the nonliving. Most of the time any activity in the town was done by the latest in AI. Mechanical versions of living beings, run by electricity and capable of surviving conditions that their frail "real" counterparts could not hope to endure. They were the Nerfinators. They were powerful, resilient, and intelligent. They hated the living (except their master, go figure), anything weaker than they were, and Valentine's Day. Especially Valentine's Day. Anyways... Oh, yeah. The door. At this time, a red female echidna had approached the door. A pair of Nerf gatlings emerged from the ceiling and trained their sights on the newcomer, until she had produced a yellow passkey and inserted it into a lock beside the door, at which time they retracted. The door slid open, revealing a tube filled with a blue liquid. A black hedgehog, or at least what looked like a black hedgehog, stood inside the tube. He had red eyes and red stripes on his arms and spines. The echidna approached the cylindrical device and spoke to its occupant. "Model S3? Can you hear me?" The hedgehog lifted his head and nodded. The echidna spoke again, with a pleased look on her face. "Your vocal systems are still unable to function, I see. I will explain your mission to you. You are Nerfinator Model S3-X202. You have been tremendously upgraded from your original S2-X101 state. The upgrade process has come along much faster than I expected. Previously, you had a mission to destroy the one known as Amy Rose in the past. You were to travel back in time using a Chaos Emerald and eliminate her. Something... unexpected came along, and interupted your mission, it seems." One of the echidna's eyebrows went down. "Sonic the hedgehog somehow found out about you with enough time to steal one of my Chaos Emeralds..." Now her other eyebrow went down. "But I won't let that happen again! You will be equipped with three Emeralds this time, one to make a trip to the year 2010 to destroy Sonic, a second one to travel to 2001 to finish your primary mission, and a third in case something should go wrong, like last time... That tennis ball must not be developed..." She thought about all those years ago when Amy Rose had invented the Atomic Tennis Ball, which had aided the band of rebels greatly against the troops of mechanical warriors that were the Nerfinators. Her thoughts traveled to the marvelous machines that were under her control. "Everyone thinks that you rebelled against the Five all on your own! Impossible. It took days of hacking and reprogramming for me, Elicia, to take over the entire Nerfinator army and the new internet system that the Five had set up. But I did it. And ruling the universe is rather fun, I wouldn't want my army to be scrapped before my eyes because of a few punks! Model S3, for the next few days, your computer brain will be linked to an intranet that contains training simulations for you to practice in. By the time you are done, the upgrade process will be complete. Until then, goodbye, S3." Elicia entered a code into a nearby console and a strange device engulfed the entire tube, immersing the latest technology in a virtual world.
Running at eighty frames per second, it didn't look too bad for a fake universe. The Nerfinator looked about himself. Ah, yes. His upgraded optical sensors could see through walls. There were plenty; he seemed to be in some sort of maze. Several objects were moving around in other parts of the twisted pathways. With a thought, S3's vision switched from x-ray mode to binocular thermal imaging. Of course. Simulations of himself. Later there would be simulations of Sonic and Amy for him to fight. He'd probably have to fight them on the way to the exit. No problem. The maze itself wouldn't be too tough either. S3 checked to see what sort of weapons he was carrying. A simple water gun and two cans of Silly String. Perfect. Utilizing his x-ray vision, S3 began his trek through the maze. He made good time through the better part of the maze, never taking a wrong turn and never slowing down until he met with his first opponent: a mirror version of himself. "Welcome, S3." the simulation greeted him. "My purpose is to do all in my power to keep you from the exit. The same goes for all of the other sims. Are you ready, S3?" Without answering, S3 whipped out one of the Silly String cans and used half of it on his virtual self. The powerful blast swept the fake S3 off of its feet and plastered it against the wall. The true S3 continued his trek through the maze, but not without turing to his virtual self and saying: "Hasta la vista, "me"stah!"
For days, S3's training continued much like this. His adventures included a defensive driving class, learning the Heimlich maneuver, and discovering the true meaning of Christmas. Finally, his training ended and Elicia was proved to be true to her word. S3 was complete and ready for action. He was given three Chaos Emeralds and placed inside the "chamber", where it was safe to Time Warp with the Emeralds. After he had gone, Elicia sighed and slouched in her chair. "This had better work this time."
To be continued... Next Chapter: Sonic the Little Hedgehog
will the repaired nerfinator be able to accomplish his mission? will the good guys win again? will something totally unexpected and retarded happen? i dunno... i'm only the author ^_^
gamer-and-a-half
by:
gamer-and-a-half
disclaimer: i don't own any characters in this story. i just own the twisted storyline. i made up my own nerf guns and paintball markers. is that a problem?
as was said in the summary/description thingy, i haven't seen t2. this picks up from where the nerfinator left off. i made up the storyline all by myself *beams*. in other words: i am responisble for this whole mess. oh yeah, i tried my hand at writing this in regular format instead of script.
CHAPTER ONE: OF UPGRADES AND TRAINING
Date: 2037 A.D.
Location: Station Square
It was a very long and dark hallway. No light at all spilled into the lengthy passageway, besides the occasional spark of a welder. At least it sounded like a nice place. If a nice place was like, an airport, or something. At the end of the hallway a door, with extensive security features protecting it, stood ominously, looming eerily over anyone who dared to venture near it. Not that there were many living creatures in Station Square anyways. Just one, who commanded the nonliving. Most of the time any activity in the town was done by the latest in AI. Mechanical versions of living beings, run by electricity and capable of surviving conditions that their frail "real" counterparts could not hope to endure. They were the Nerfinators. They were powerful, resilient, and intelligent. They hated the living (except their master, go figure), anything weaker than they were, and Valentine's Day. Especially Valentine's Day. Anyways... Oh, yeah. The door. At this time, a red female echidna had approached the door. A pair of Nerf gatlings emerged from the ceiling and trained their sights on the newcomer, until she had produced a yellow passkey and inserted it into a lock beside the door, at which time they retracted. The door slid open, revealing a tube filled with a blue liquid. A black hedgehog, or at least what looked like a black hedgehog, stood inside the tube. He had red eyes and red stripes on his arms and spines. The echidna approached the cylindrical device and spoke to its occupant. "Model S3? Can you hear me?" The hedgehog lifted his head and nodded. The echidna spoke again, with a pleased look on her face. "Your vocal systems are still unable to function, I see. I will explain your mission to you. You are Nerfinator Model S3-X202. You have been tremendously upgraded from your original S2-X101 state. The upgrade process has come along much faster than I expected. Previously, you had a mission to destroy the one known as Amy Rose in the past. You were to travel back in time using a Chaos Emerald and eliminate her. Something... unexpected came along, and interupted your mission, it seems." One of the echidna's eyebrows went down. "Sonic the hedgehog somehow found out about you with enough time to steal one of my Chaos Emeralds..." Now her other eyebrow went down. "But I won't let that happen again! You will be equipped with three Emeralds this time, one to make a trip to the year 2010 to destroy Sonic, a second one to travel to 2001 to finish your primary mission, and a third in case something should go wrong, like last time... That tennis ball must not be developed..." She thought about all those years ago when Amy Rose had invented the Atomic Tennis Ball, which had aided the band of rebels greatly against the troops of mechanical warriors that were the Nerfinators. Her thoughts traveled to the marvelous machines that were under her control. "Everyone thinks that you rebelled against the Five all on your own! Impossible. It took days of hacking and reprogramming for me, Elicia, to take over the entire Nerfinator army and the new internet system that the Five had set up. But I did it. And ruling the universe is rather fun, I wouldn't want my army to be scrapped before my eyes because of a few punks! Model S3, for the next few days, your computer brain will be linked to an intranet that contains training simulations for you to practice in. By the time you are done, the upgrade process will be complete. Until then, goodbye, S3." Elicia entered a code into a nearby console and a strange device engulfed the entire tube, immersing the latest technology in a virtual world.
Running at eighty frames per second, it didn't look too bad for a fake universe. The Nerfinator looked about himself. Ah, yes. His upgraded optical sensors could see through walls. There were plenty; he seemed to be in some sort of maze. Several objects were moving around in other parts of the twisted pathways. With a thought, S3's vision switched from x-ray mode to binocular thermal imaging. Of course. Simulations of himself. Later there would be simulations of Sonic and Amy for him to fight. He'd probably have to fight them on the way to the exit. No problem. The maze itself wouldn't be too tough either. S3 checked to see what sort of weapons he was carrying. A simple water gun and two cans of Silly String. Perfect. Utilizing his x-ray vision, S3 began his trek through the maze. He made good time through the better part of the maze, never taking a wrong turn and never slowing down until he met with his first opponent: a mirror version of himself. "Welcome, S3." the simulation greeted him. "My purpose is to do all in my power to keep you from the exit. The same goes for all of the other sims. Are you ready, S3?" Without answering, S3 whipped out one of the Silly String cans and used half of it on his virtual self. The powerful blast swept the fake S3 off of its feet and plastered it against the wall. The true S3 continued his trek through the maze, but not without turing to his virtual self and saying: "Hasta la vista, "me"stah!"
For days, S3's training continued much like this. His adventures included a defensive driving class, learning the Heimlich maneuver, and discovering the true meaning of Christmas. Finally, his training ended and Elicia was proved to be true to her word. S3 was complete and ready for action. He was given three Chaos Emeralds and placed inside the "chamber", where it was safe to Time Warp with the Emeralds. After he had gone, Elicia sighed and slouched in her chair. "This had better work this time."
To be continued... Next Chapter: Sonic the Little Hedgehog
will the repaired nerfinator be able to accomplish his mission? will the good guys win again? will something totally unexpected and retarded happen? i dunno... i'm only the author ^_^
gamer-and-a-half
