.................................today is january 2. you know what that
means? huh? i go back to school tomorrow. :(... well, at least i had
fun over the break. now it's time for zero fun again. until i can sit
down at the pc again, at least *evil grin*. here's chapter two of "return
of the nerfinator". hope you enjoy it.
Chapter Two: SONIC THE LITTLE HEDGEHOG
Flashing lights. Varying colors. Loud noises. Darkness. Sudden brightness. Green, blue, yellow, red, white, and orange orbs of metallic matter. Pink Energizer bunnies. This is what a Chaos Time Warp was. The warp lasted about twenty-five seconds before the colors and sounds dissipated. Unit S3 looked at the Emerald in his hand that had lost its green beauty and became nothing more than a gray rock. As he tossed the once-powerful stone aside, he reached into his trench coat and pulled out his new arsenal. Yes, Elicia had figured out how to take more than a living being (or a Nerfinator) on a Chaos Time Warp trip. S3 was equipped with three Silly String bombs, a Nerf gatling, two Brass Eagle Rainmakers, and five whiffle balls. This mission would be a piece of cake.
Click. Buzz. Chink, chink, chink... snap. "Ah, crud!" Click. Buzz. Chink, chink, chink... click. "Finally! Um... Hello? Can you hear me? Are you awake now?" Whir. "Oops." Clink. Unit S2 lifted his head to find a purple-colored walrus looking down at him. "Yes, I am functioning properly once again. What year is it?" Rotor stared for a moment, pleased that he finally got this thing cranking again. "2010. Failed your mission, huh? I read your memory banks and figured out how to repair the damage from that nasty avalanche you got caught under. You're much too late to stop Amy now." S2 looked about himself. "I don't feel like Nerfing her anymore, anyways... hey! You reprogrammed me!" The walrus laughed. "That I did. I've also upgraded your systems as much as possible. Never know when that new model might show up..." S2 stood up. "What new model? I am the new model. S2 X-101..." "Not anymore. Apparently, Elicia found you and upgraded you to the S3 model... Last time we sent Sonic on a Time Warp mission, he found the plans to upgrade you... wait a second-" "You send little kids on Time Warp missions?" S2's brain was not equipped to display much emotion. What was supposed to be surprise just looked like a retarded expression. But his question remained unanswered, because Rotor was deep in thought about something that seemed very very very important. Suddenly, he opened up a portal to real-space, where gamer-and-a-half was busy typing at his computer. Don't ask me how. He just did. Because of the break in spaces, the fic suddenly went script format.
Rotor: "How is that possible? Both Elicia and I couldn't have possibly found and upgraded the same S2 unit! Only one of us could have found him!"
*gamer-and-a-half is frantically typing while wearing his super-duper thinking cap*
gamer-and-a-half: "I DON'T KNOW! I JUST REALIZED THAT! STOP BUGGING ME! I'M THE AUTHOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! RESUME THE FIC SO THAT WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS STUPID SCRIPT FORMAT!"
*Rotor closes the portal*
After S2 and Rotor had recovered, and after gamer-and-a-half had turned the caps lock off, the fic resumed without any more bizarre events like the previous. Hopefully. Anyways, Rotor took S2 outside where Sonic was. "S2, I've got a new mission for you. You are to make sure that the S3 unit does not harm Sonic. Two things may happen if you are successful. The S3 could be destroyed and your mission would be accomplished, or it could continue on to 2001 to finish the job there. Then we would have to send you back also. Think you can handle it?" S2 replied with a single word. "Depends." "Why is that?" "Elicia had developed a whiffle ball almost as powerful as Amy's Atomic Tennis Ball. If this new S3 unit is equipped with them... I don't know. Do you have any ATBs?" Rotor shook his head. "Sorry pal. Fresh out. It will take a few days to make some more, but I don't think we have that kind of time. I'd better get going now. Stick around with Sonic." As Rotor left, a ten year-old Sonic stepped up to meet his new buddy. "So, you're the S2 unit? Hi, I'm Sonic." S2 knelt down and spoke to Sonic. "If you ever see another me, let me know."
It had been ten minutes and S3 was almost halfway finished with his new objectives. He had found Sonic. But what was this? Himself? Standing right beside the little blue menace was an exact copy of himself. This did not compute. If this fic was written and was supposed to make sense at all... we won't get into that. But this presented a problem. S3 did not know what this other unit was capable of. Probably an upgraded version of himself after the avalanche of Nerf bats, which was what S3 was also but the fic was messed up... I said we wouldn't get into that. S3 pulled out the two Rainmakers and decided to rush out; guns blazing. And that's what he did. He rushed out; guns blazing.
Sonic was a little late in saying it. "Hey, S2! Look! It's another you!" Perfect. S2 had no weapons at all. This other unit was probably equipped with a whole slew of destructive machines. S2 prepared to fight S3 but never got the chance. Sonic had a Chaos Emerald and chose that time to use it. He grabbed S2 by the arm and both of them began the Time Warp. Flashing lights. Varying colors. Loud noises. Darkness. Sudden brightness... yeah you got it. But don't forget the pink Energizer bunnies.
TO BE CONINUED: NEXT CHAPTER-UH, I DON'T HAVE A NAME YET FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER. ACTUALLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
*insert evil laugh and a lot of "muahahaing" here*
gamer-and-a-half
Chapter Two: SONIC THE LITTLE HEDGEHOG
Flashing lights. Varying colors. Loud noises. Darkness. Sudden brightness. Green, blue, yellow, red, white, and orange orbs of metallic matter. Pink Energizer bunnies. This is what a Chaos Time Warp was. The warp lasted about twenty-five seconds before the colors and sounds dissipated. Unit S3 looked at the Emerald in his hand that had lost its green beauty and became nothing more than a gray rock. As he tossed the once-powerful stone aside, he reached into his trench coat and pulled out his new arsenal. Yes, Elicia had figured out how to take more than a living being (or a Nerfinator) on a Chaos Time Warp trip. S3 was equipped with three Silly String bombs, a Nerf gatling, two Brass Eagle Rainmakers, and five whiffle balls. This mission would be a piece of cake.
Click. Buzz. Chink, chink, chink... snap. "Ah, crud!" Click. Buzz. Chink, chink, chink... click. "Finally! Um... Hello? Can you hear me? Are you awake now?" Whir. "Oops." Clink. Unit S2 lifted his head to find a purple-colored walrus looking down at him. "Yes, I am functioning properly once again. What year is it?" Rotor stared for a moment, pleased that he finally got this thing cranking again. "2010. Failed your mission, huh? I read your memory banks and figured out how to repair the damage from that nasty avalanche you got caught under. You're much too late to stop Amy now." S2 looked about himself. "I don't feel like Nerfing her anymore, anyways... hey! You reprogrammed me!" The walrus laughed. "That I did. I've also upgraded your systems as much as possible. Never know when that new model might show up..." S2 stood up. "What new model? I am the new model. S2 X-101..." "Not anymore. Apparently, Elicia found you and upgraded you to the S3 model... Last time we sent Sonic on a Time Warp mission, he found the plans to upgrade you... wait a second-" "You send little kids on Time Warp missions?" S2's brain was not equipped to display much emotion. What was supposed to be surprise just looked like a retarded expression. But his question remained unanswered, because Rotor was deep in thought about something that seemed very very very important. Suddenly, he opened up a portal to real-space, where gamer-and-a-half was busy typing at his computer. Don't ask me how. He just did. Because of the break in spaces, the fic suddenly went script format.
Rotor: "How is that possible? Both Elicia and I couldn't have possibly found and upgraded the same S2 unit! Only one of us could have found him!"
*gamer-and-a-half is frantically typing while wearing his super-duper thinking cap*
gamer-and-a-half: "I DON'T KNOW! I JUST REALIZED THAT! STOP BUGGING ME! I'M THE AUTHOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! RESUME THE FIC SO THAT WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS STUPID SCRIPT FORMAT!"
*Rotor closes the portal*
After S2 and Rotor had recovered, and after gamer-and-a-half had turned the caps lock off, the fic resumed without any more bizarre events like the previous. Hopefully. Anyways, Rotor took S2 outside where Sonic was. "S2, I've got a new mission for you. You are to make sure that the S3 unit does not harm Sonic. Two things may happen if you are successful. The S3 could be destroyed and your mission would be accomplished, or it could continue on to 2001 to finish the job there. Then we would have to send you back also. Think you can handle it?" S2 replied with a single word. "Depends." "Why is that?" "Elicia had developed a whiffle ball almost as powerful as Amy's Atomic Tennis Ball. If this new S3 unit is equipped with them... I don't know. Do you have any ATBs?" Rotor shook his head. "Sorry pal. Fresh out. It will take a few days to make some more, but I don't think we have that kind of time. I'd better get going now. Stick around with Sonic." As Rotor left, a ten year-old Sonic stepped up to meet his new buddy. "So, you're the S2 unit? Hi, I'm Sonic." S2 knelt down and spoke to Sonic. "If you ever see another me, let me know."
It had been ten minutes and S3 was almost halfway finished with his new objectives. He had found Sonic. But what was this? Himself? Standing right beside the little blue menace was an exact copy of himself. This did not compute. If this fic was written and was supposed to make sense at all... we won't get into that. But this presented a problem. S3 did not know what this other unit was capable of. Probably an upgraded version of himself after the avalanche of Nerf bats, which was what S3 was also but the fic was messed up... I said we wouldn't get into that. S3 pulled out the two Rainmakers and decided to rush out; guns blazing. And that's what he did. He rushed out; guns blazing.
Sonic was a little late in saying it. "Hey, S2! Look! It's another you!" Perfect. S2 had no weapons at all. This other unit was probably equipped with a whole slew of destructive machines. S2 prepared to fight S3 but never got the chance. Sonic had a Chaos Emerald and chose that time to use it. He grabbed S2 by the arm and both of them began the Time Warp. Flashing lights. Varying colors. Loud noises. Darkness. Sudden brightness... yeah you got it. But don't forget the pink Energizer bunnies.
TO BE CONINUED: NEXT CHAPTER-UH, I DON'T HAVE A NAME YET FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER. ACTUALLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
*insert evil laugh and a lot of "muahahaing" here*
gamer-and-a-half
