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LoD At Wally~World
By Me Gots No Name
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Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Dragoon.
Or Wal~Mart.
Or anything.
'Cept my can of Mountain Dew.
*Sip*
Ahhh...Caffieney...
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Author's Note: I wuz sick when I wrote this... Very sick...
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The Dragoons stood their ground, preparing for the task at hand. They've never had to face anything as terrible, as horrific, as mind~bending as...Christmas shopping at Wal~Mart!
*Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuuuuuum*
Dart: Why are we doing this again?
Shana: 'Cause it's Christmas time, silly!
Lavitz: Sounds like a pretty stupid reason to me...
Both: We thought you were dead!
Lavitz: This is one of those fanfic thingies. Fanfic writers can bring people back to life.
Aura~sama: I only wish we can cure our colds. *Ah~choo!* Oh, & just so ya know, Lloyd & Lenus will be alive too.
Dart: Well that's something...
Hachel: Hi Dart!
Dart: Hi Grandpa!
*Hachel hits Dart in the head.*
Hachel: I'm not Grandpa!
Meru: Hi guyz! Isn't Christmas sooo kewl? I alwayz thought so! Hey, kewl! Wally~World! Let'z go shopping!
Shana: Now that's the Christmas spirit!
*The 2 Dragoon chicks run into Wally~World.*
Albert: Hello Dart. Hello Hachel. Hello Lavitz...Lavitz?!? O.o I thought you were dead.
Lavitz: We explained it earlier. Here.
*Hands Albert fanfic. Reads.*
Albert: It's not logical.
Aura~sama: I DON'T CARE!!!!!
Albert: Eep!
Dart: Hey, cool! Everything we say is magically appearing on the paper.
Aura~sama: Magically appearing. Yeah, sure Dart...
Dart: Who is this Aura~sama person & how is what they're saying appearing on the paper?
*Anvil falls on Dart's head.*
Aura~sama: I'm the fanfic writer & stuff is on the paper 'cause I'm writing it down!
Everyone else: Ohhhh...
Dart: Owchies...
Rose: This looks like a stupid waste of time to me.
Kongol: Kongol have to get stuff here. See ya later.
*Kongol goes in.*
Lloyd: We gotta get stuff here too, right Lenus?
Lenus: Yes, Hunnybun!
*Everyone else snickers at the name. Lloyd & Lenus go in.*
Emille: Hi Albert! Hi everyone else!
*Albert gives a little wave & grins like a stooge.*
Everyone else: *Sigh*
Emille: I have some shopping to do here. Wanna come, Albert?
Albert: Okay!
*Emille goes in, Albert following like a little puppy dog.*
Hachel: So what're we gonna do?
Rose: Do what you want. I'm waiting in the car.
*Rose goes to the car, gets in, & sits down.*
Dart: I'm gonna check out the hunting gear. You guys wanna come?
Hachel: All right.
Lavitz: Okay...
*They go in.*
LoD At Wally~World
By Me Gots No Name
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Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Dragoon.
Or Wal~Mart.
Or anything.
'Cept my can of Mountain Dew.
*Sip*
Ahhh...Caffieney...
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Author's Note: I wuz sick when I wrote this... Very sick...
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The Dragoons stood their ground, preparing for the task at hand. They've never had to face anything as terrible, as horrific, as mind~bending as...Christmas shopping at Wal~Mart!
*Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuuuuuum*
Dart: Why are we doing this again?
Shana: 'Cause it's Christmas time, silly!
Lavitz: Sounds like a pretty stupid reason to me...
Both: We thought you were dead!
Lavitz: This is one of those fanfic thingies. Fanfic writers can bring people back to life.
Aura~sama: I only wish we can cure our colds. *Ah~choo!* Oh, & just so ya know, Lloyd & Lenus will be alive too.
Dart: Well that's something...
Hachel: Hi Dart!
Dart: Hi Grandpa!
*Hachel hits Dart in the head.*
Hachel: I'm not Grandpa!
Meru: Hi guyz! Isn't Christmas sooo kewl? I alwayz thought so! Hey, kewl! Wally~World! Let'z go shopping!
Shana: Now that's the Christmas spirit!
*The 2 Dragoon chicks run into Wally~World.*
Albert: Hello Dart. Hello Hachel. Hello Lavitz...Lavitz?!? O.o I thought you were dead.
Lavitz: We explained it earlier. Here.
*Hands Albert fanfic. Reads.*
Albert: It's not logical.
Aura~sama: I DON'T CARE!!!!!
Albert: Eep!
Dart: Hey, cool! Everything we say is magically appearing on the paper.
Aura~sama: Magically appearing. Yeah, sure Dart...
Dart: Who is this Aura~sama person & how is what they're saying appearing on the paper?
*Anvil falls on Dart's head.*
Aura~sama: I'm the fanfic writer & stuff is on the paper 'cause I'm writing it down!
Everyone else: Ohhhh...
Dart: Owchies...
Rose: This looks like a stupid waste of time to me.
Kongol: Kongol have to get stuff here. See ya later.
*Kongol goes in.*
Lloyd: We gotta get stuff here too, right Lenus?
Lenus: Yes, Hunnybun!
*Everyone else snickers at the name. Lloyd & Lenus go in.*
Emille: Hi Albert! Hi everyone else!
*Albert gives a little wave & grins like a stooge.*
Everyone else: *Sigh*
Emille: I have some shopping to do here. Wanna come, Albert?
Albert: Okay!
*Emille goes in, Albert following like a little puppy dog.*
Hachel: So what're we gonna do?
Rose: Do what you want. I'm waiting in the car.
*Rose goes to the car, gets in, & sits down.*
Dart: I'm gonna check out the hunting gear. You guys wanna come?
Hachel: All right.
Lavitz: Okay...
*They go in.*
