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LoD At Wally~World
By Me Gots No Name
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Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Dragoon.
Or Wal~Mart.
Or anything.
'Cept my can of Mountain Dew.
*Sip*
Ahhh...Caffieney...
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Author's Note: I wuz sick when I wrote this... Very sick...
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The Dragoons stood their ground, preparing for the task at hand. They've never had to face anything as terrible, as horrific, as mind~bending as...Christmas shopping at Wal~Mart!

*Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuuuuuum*

Dart: Why are we doing this again?

Shana: 'Cause it's Christmas time, silly!

Lavitz: Sounds like a pretty stupid reason to me...

Both: We thought you were dead!

Lavitz: This is one of those fanfic thingies. Fanfic writers can bring people back to life.

Aura~sama: I only wish we can cure our colds. *Ah~choo!* Oh, & just so ya know, Lloyd & Lenus will be alive too.

Dart: Well that's something...

Hachel: Hi Dart!

Dart: Hi Grandpa!

*Hachel hits Dart in the head.*

Hachel: I'm not Grandpa!

Meru: Hi guyz! Isn't Christmas sooo kewl? I alwayz thought so! Hey, kewl! Wally~World! Let'z go shopping!

Shana: Now that's the Christmas spirit!

*The 2 Dragoon chicks run into Wally~World.*

Albert: Hello Dart. Hello Hachel. Hello Lavitz...Lavitz?!? O.o I thought you were dead.

Lavitz: We explained it earlier. Here.

*Hands Albert fanfic. Reads.*

Albert: It's not logical.

Aura~sama: I DON'T CARE!!!!!

Albert: Eep!

Dart: Hey, cool! Everything we say is magically appearing on the paper.

Aura~sama: Magically appearing. Yeah, sure Dart...

Dart: Who is this Aura~sama person & how is what they're saying appearing on the paper?

*Anvil falls on Dart's head.*

Aura~sama: I'm the fanfic writer & stuff is on the paper 'cause I'm writing it down!

Everyone else: Ohhhh...

Dart: Owchies...

Rose: This looks like a stupid waste of time to me.

Kongol: Kongol have to get stuff here. See ya later.

*Kongol goes in.*

Lloyd: We gotta get stuff here too, right Lenus?

Lenus: Yes, Hunnybun!

*Everyone else snickers at the name. Lloyd & Lenus go in.*

Emille: Hi Albert! Hi everyone else!

*Albert gives a little wave & grins like a stooge.*

Everyone else: *Sigh*

Emille: I have some shopping to do here. Wanna come, Albert?

Albert: Okay!

*Emille goes in, Albert following like a little puppy dog.*

Hachel: So what're we gonna do?

Rose: Do what you want. I'm waiting in the car.

*Rose goes to the car, gets in, & sits down.*

Dart: I'm gonna check out the hunting gear. You guys wanna come?

Hachel: All right.

Lavitz: Okay...

*They go in.*