Disclaimer: I don't own the tune or the characters! Hah!
Author's Note: I'm sorry Sam-fans! But I had to stick Gandalf in "Fellowship No. 9" somehow. I would've put Sam in Merry's place, but c'mon... the name in Lou Bega's song was "Mary," so how could I resist? At any rate, I hope this song is a sufficient apology. Make sure to read the last verse; it's the most imporatant one.
Pretty Fly (for that Sam Guy)
Done to the tune of "Pretty Fly (for that White Guy) by the Offspring (I think)
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
And all the fangirls say I'm pretty fly (for that Sam guy)
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís
You know its kinda hard just to get along today
The Ringwraiths are so cruel, but he makes it anyway
He may not have a cool ring, and he may not be astute
But for everything he lacks, well he makes up cause he's cute!
So please don't debate; Sam Gamgee is great!
You know he's the guy I love most anyway
He's gotta sword to weild, and I think I can feel
A love for Sam, a love for Sam
And if I'm not too late, I'd love to get a date
With Sam Gamgee cause he's like a soul mate
The world needs more Gamgees
Hey, hey, do that hobbit thing!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
And all the fangirls say I'm pretty fly (for that Sam guy)
He has some real cool friends; not just any will suffice
I'd love to hang with them cause that elf-dude sure is nice
Now riding on his pony, he sees the Nazgul pass
But if they smite Frodo, well he'll kick some major *beep*
So please don't debate; Sam Gamgee is great!
You know he's the guy I love most anyway
He's gotta sword to weild, and I think I can feel
A love for Sam, a love for Sam
And if I'm not too late, I'd love to get a date
With Sam Gamgee cause he's like a soul mate
The world needs more Gamgees
Hey, hey, do that hobbit thing!
Now he's going on without them; just him and Frodo now
I think they made those hobbits just as hot as they'll allow!
My friends say I'm insane and that Sam isn't so cool
But when it comes to my love, well that Sam just makes me drool!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís
So don't be irate, cause one less than eight
S'the number of spaces Kat had to create
Fell'ship Number 9; and as you know by this time
She loves Gandalf, she loves Gandalf
I think you'll understand, if you're a fan
You know you want your guy to be the greatest in the land
So just forgive me please
For leaving out Sam Gamgee
It was very thoughtless of me
Now, hey, hey, do that hobbit thing!
Author's Note: I'm sorry Sam-fans! But I had to stick Gandalf in "Fellowship No. 9" somehow. I would've put Sam in Merry's place, but c'mon... the name in Lou Bega's song was "Mary," so how could I resist? At any rate, I hope this song is a sufficient apology. Make sure to read the last verse; it's the most imporatant one.
Pretty Fly (for that Sam Guy)
Done to the tune of "Pretty Fly (for that White Guy) by the Offspring (I think)
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
And all the fangirls say I'm pretty fly (for that Sam guy)
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís
You know its kinda hard just to get along today
The Ringwraiths are so cruel, but he makes it anyway
He may not have a cool ring, and he may not be astute
But for everything he lacks, well he makes up cause he's cute!
So please don't debate; Sam Gamgee is great!
You know he's the guy I love most anyway
He's gotta sword to weild, and I think I can feel
A love for Sam, a love for Sam
And if I'm not too late, I'd love to get a date
With Sam Gamgee cause he's like a soul mate
The world needs more Gamgees
Hey, hey, do that hobbit thing!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
And all the fangirls say I'm pretty fly (for that Sam guy)
He has some real cool friends; not just any will suffice
I'd love to hang with them cause that elf-dude sure is nice
Now riding on his pony, he sees the Nazgul pass
But if they smite Frodo, well he'll kick some major *beep*
So please don't debate; Sam Gamgee is great!
You know he's the guy I love most anyway
He's gotta sword to weild, and I think I can feel
A love for Sam, a love for Sam
And if I'm not too late, I'd love to get a date
With Sam Gamgee cause he's like a soul mate
The world needs more Gamgees
Hey, hey, do that hobbit thing!
Now he's going on without them; just him and Frodo now
I think they made those hobbits just as hot as they'll allow!
My friends say I'm insane and that Sam isn't so cool
But when it comes to my love, well that Sam just makes me drool!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Give it to me Gamgee (uh huh, uh huh)!
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís
So don't be irate, cause one less than eight
S'the number of spaces Kat had to create
Fell'ship Number 9; and as you know by this time
She loves Gandalf, she loves Gandalf
I think you'll understand, if you're a fan
You know you want your guy to be the greatest in the land
So just forgive me please
For leaving out Sam Gamgee
It was very thoughtless of me
Now, hey, hey, do that hobbit thing!
