Note: I do not own harry potter in any way!



These are just some lines, which I rearranged to make them sound funny!!!

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Ron: Voldemort

Harry: Ahhhh.you said His name!!!

Snape: But Harry's not a lunatic, he's never crossed any lines

Hagrid: Oh be quiet, Potter has been crossing lines ever since he came here

Ron: I took this book out for a bit of light reading (holds out a huge book)

Hermione: Light Reading???

Draco: Harry, Harry, are you all right??? (Look of concern in his eyes)

Harry: No, I'm horrible- of course I'm fine!!!

Harry: That Ruddy Owl!!!

Uncle Vernon: Oh no, I've forgotten Hedwig, we have to go back!!!

Fred: Oh he is marvelous, that Gilderoy Lockhart

Mrs. Weasley: Fred fancied him

Mr. Granger: If Hermione's grades don't pick up..

Hermione: It's not my fault; all the teachers have favorites, that Draco Malfoy

Madam Pomfrey: Anyone can make a mistake. And, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Harry: Yeah, my boneless arm hurts.a lot!!!

Ron: I can't believe you haven't study. The exams are next week!

Hermione: Oh Ron, don't worry, I'll manage, I'll invent some stuff if I forget.

Malfoy: Hagrid, no one cares if your half-giant, know come out

Ron: Who wants that great ofe to teach us, when father hears about this.

Aunt Petunia: I have made you some sandwiches for the train ride if you get hungry

Dudley: Have a great year, Harry!!!

Snape: Neville, I was hoping you could help me out today

Lupin: That kid can't do anything right

Dumbledore: I think this calls for expulsion from the school, honestly, flying a car here.

Snape: Now, now, I think Harry should have another chance

Bagman: Of course I'm not staying; I have plenty of work to do

Crouch: Oh come on, it is all happening at Hogwarts; I am staying

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