CHAPTER IX
A Snogging for the Ages
a/n: This is a good chapter, of course! This is a chapter mainly about Snape. And I know you're saying "aren't they all?" but this one really is. Let's just say he gets...tropical. There is an a/n at the end, so don't forget that! And of course...ENJOY!
The next morning, after Ron took the cure and could finally shut up, Hermon was being snoged by Malfoy. And please don't let me get into the particulars for I think if I do I'll puke. Things seemed to be settling nicely when Snape walked in. His hair was bright orange.
The Great Hall became suddenly silent. Then great laughter broke out within the students and teachers. McGonigal was on the floor, and Hagrid had to "step out".
Snape walked sternly over to his chair at the teacher's table. There he sat, through it all, and ate breakfast. My first class was potions. That would be sweet.
As Hermon, Ron and I sat down in our chairs for potions, we saw Snape already at his desk. Ron looked very relieved to be able to shut up, but in doing so he wouldn't stop talking. Hermon said she couldn't talk because her lips were sore, and Malfoy was icing his. But he looked very happy. (Finially, he was thinking, I snoged someone, finally! Reputations aren't always true! Finally!)
When everyone was seated Snape walked up to the front of the room. He said, "all of you know about relationships. All of you must change yourself at one time or another to see how you look. To seem maybe more attractive. I have orange hair because..." he took a deep breath, "that is my original hair color. I washed it."
The class was too astonished to even be astonished. Then a sudden out burst of laughter erupted. Malfoy was crying and banging his fist on his desk. Hermon fell out of her chair and I think finally became stupider. (Ron and I've been trying for ever so long!) For my part I was stomping the floor with both feet and screaming "1 something's got to give! 2 something's got to give! 3 Something's got to give!" Ron was the only one not laughing. He'd, I think, had enough of laughing.
Snape, again, took it all in silence. He wasn't as sure about washing his hair as he was last night, but still pretty confident. The rest of his day was akward, as none of the teachers wanted to be near him. And do you know how hot he looks all alone at the teacher's table in the Great Hall? Just one lone tall, dark, handsome figure in the distance. All alone. I couldn't eat. I just wanted to comfort him. (a/n: ok, this is supposed to be sad...but it's in Harry's point of view so...) The rest of the day he gave double homework to everyone. To this day I don't know how Hermon and Malfoy got it all done. I mean the entire afternoon they were inseperable. And yes...he got to second base...
a/n: Hey yall! I hope yall like it so far! I know, kinda out there! But seriously here people! This is a GOOD story! So just keep reading! And...ah...I just wanna tell you a funny story. I was writing the part where "I" (a.k.a. Harry) was singing "1 something's got to give" etc. (which is by the way from a song) and accidently I put this for the next sentence: Ron was the only one not laughing. 'He'd, I think, had to give.' I did my fair share of rolling on the floor laughing. I just can't believe I wrote that. I mean my mind told my fingers to write something, and my fingers wrote a totally different sentence-period and all. I mean-what's up with that? But anyway, back to the story! I hope you're enjoying it, and by all means, REVIEW!
A Snogging for the Ages
a/n: This is a good chapter, of course! This is a chapter mainly about Snape. And I know you're saying "aren't they all?" but this one really is. Let's just say he gets...tropical. There is an a/n at the end, so don't forget that! And of course...ENJOY!
The next morning, after Ron took the cure and could finally shut up, Hermon was being snoged by Malfoy. And please don't let me get into the particulars for I think if I do I'll puke. Things seemed to be settling nicely when Snape walked in. His hair was bright orange.
The Great Hall became suddenly silent. Then great laughter broke out within the students and teachers. McGonigal was on the floor, and Hagrid had to "step out".
Snape walked sternly over to his chair at the teacher's table. There he sat, through it all, and ate breakfast. My first class was potions. That would be sweet.
As Hermon, Ron and I sat down in our chairs for potions, we saw Snape already at his desk. Ron looked very relieved to be able to shut up, but in doing so he wouldn't stop talking. Hermon said she couldn't talk because her lips were sore, and Malfoy was icing his. But he looked very happy. (Finially, he was thinking, I snoged someone, finally! Reputations aren't always true! Finally!)
When everyone was seated Snape walked up to the front of the room. He said, "all of you know about relationships. All of you must change yourself at one time or another to see how you look. To seem maybe more attractive. I have orange hair because..." he took a deep breath, "that is my original hair color. I washed it."
The class was too astonished to even be astonished. Then a sudden out burst of laughter erupted. Malfoy was crying and banging his fist on his desk. Hermon fell out of her chair and I think finally became stupider. (Ron and I've been trying for ever so long!) For my part I was stomping the floor with both feet and screaming "1 something's got to give! 2 something's got to give! 3 Something's got to give!" Ron was the only one not laughing. He'd, I think, had enough of laughing.
Snape, again, took it all in silence. He wasn't as sure about washing his hair as he was last night, but still pretty confident. The rest of his day was akward, as none of the teachers wanted to be near him. And do you know how hot he looks all alone at the teacher's table in the Great Hall? Just one lone tall, dark, handsome figure in the distance. All alone. I couldn't eat. I just wanted to comfort him. (a/n: ok, this is supposed to be sad...but it's in Harry's point of view so...) The rest of the day he gave double homework to everyone. To this day I don't know how Hermon and Malfoy got it all done. I mean the entire afternoon they were inseperable. And yes...he got to second base...
a/n: Hey yall! I hope yall like it so far! I know, kinda out there! But seriously here people! This is a GOOD story! So just keep reading! And...ah...I just wanna tell you a funny story. I was writing the part where "I" (a.k.a. Harry) was singing "1 something's got to give" etc. (which is by the way from a song) and accidently I put this for the next sentence: Ron was the only one not laughing. 'He'd, I think, had to give.' I did my fair share of rolling on the floor laughing. I just can't believe I wrote that. I mean my mind told my fingers to write something, and my fingers wrote a totally different sentence-period and all. I mean-what's up with that? But anyway, back to the story! I hope you're enjoying it, and by all means, REVIEW!
